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Post by PolarGreen12 on Jan 12, 2020 1:56:06 GMT
Anyone else feel like Gwyneth Paltrow is just a little bit out of touch with reality? Or maybe just really self absorbed. perezhilton.com/gwyneth-paltrow-vagina-candle-goop/I mean she sells $800 frying pans and $350 eye creams in her site. Says things like your a bad mom or human if you don’t buy this product. Forgets what movies she was in during interviews etc. And now a “smells like her vagina” candle.
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Post by valincal on Jan 12, 2020 1:58:26 GMT
I kind of liked her as an actress. Not so much as a navel-gazing influencer.
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Post by Just T on Jan 12, 2020 2:02:01 GMT
And now a “smells like her vagina” candle. Why??? And who would want to buy that? Gross.
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Post by belgravia on Jan 12, 2020 2:02:46 GMT
She irritates the shit out of me more every day.
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Post by bothmykidsrbrats on Jan 12, 2020 2:07:02 GMT
Some people have more money than brains, and buy stupid crap like this.
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Post by pierkiss on Jan 12, 2020 2:08:24 GMT
I kind of liked her as an actress. Not so much as a navel-gazing influencer. This blows my mind. Who exactly is influenced by her? She’s completely insane, and some of the stuff she promotes is dangerous and harmful. I don’t think I’ve ever met a real life person who has mentioned they saw something on goop and tried it and looooved it and that we all should too. Btw, I’m not picking on you, or saying that you personally are influenced by her. It might read like that but that’s not my intent. 😄
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Post by AussieMeg on Jan 12, 2020 2:14:57 GMT
And now a “smells like her vagina” candle. Why??? And who would want to buy that? Gross. According to the article: “With a funny, gorgeous, sexy, and beautifully unexpected scent, this candle is made with geranium, citrusy bergamot, and cedar absolutes juxtaposed with Damask rose and ambrette seed to put us in mind of fantasy, seduction, and a sophisticated warmth.” I think it sounds quite nice. Not that I'd spend a cent on anything that nutcase is selling. But still.
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Post by valincal on Jan 12, 2020 2:16:50 GMT
Got it, pierkiss! 😄 None of my friends know about Goop or vaginal scented candles either. But it’ll give me something to talk about on my next girls’ night out! 😄
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Post by stittsygirl on Jan 12, 2020 2:19:45 GMT
I’m pretty sure my vagina doesn’t smell like Geranium, bergamot, and cedar. I must be doing something wrong.
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Post by scrapmaven on Jan 12, 2020 2:22:12 GMT
Guess what? It's not uncoupling. It's divorce. Celebrities need to get over themselves. She's an expert at two things: acting and being annoying. Why on earth would you want THAT in your candle? She annoys the crap outta me. Can you tell?
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Post by PLurker on Jan 12, 2020 2:23:03 GMT
I KNEW IT, I KNEW IT, I KNEW IT!!! when I saw (somewhere) she had this “smells like her vagina” it would be on this board lickety-split. I should have counted down the time. (and yes, definately bizarre)
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Post by PolarGreen12 on Jan 12, 2020 2:27:54 GMT
I KNEW IT, I KNEW IT, I KNEW IT!!! when I saw (somewhere) she had this “smells like her vagina” it would be on this board lickety-split. I should have counted down the time. (and yes, definately bizarre) Lol if it wasn’t for Perez Hilton I never would have known. But it seemed PeaPerfect.
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Post by PolarGreen12 on Jan 12, 2020 2:28:30 GMT
I’m pretty sure my vagina doesn’t smell like Geranium, bergamot, and cedar. I must be doing something wrong. Trust me, we’re all doing something wrong if it’s supposed to smell like that.
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Post by disneypal on Jan 12, 2020 2:30:26 GMT
That is utterly disgusting - how in the world did she even come up with that idea?
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Post by LavenderLayoutLady on Jan 12, 2020 2:32:03 GMT
Is that more of a winter scent? Or more tropical? What kind of mood does it set?
And most importantly, should I have a vag candle lit during my open house when trying to sell my home?
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Post by PolarGreen12 on Jan 12, 2020 2:33:58 GMT
Is that more of a winter scent? Or more tropical? What kind of mood does it set? And most importantly, should I have a vag candle lit during my open house when trying to sell my home? 😂😂😂🌸
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Post by muggins on Jan 12, 2020 2:50:42 GMT
Maybe the whole goop thing is a social experiment prank to see if fools and their money can easily be parted! Even the name of it is stupid. She’s laughing all the way to the bank.
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Post by Skellinton on Jan 12, 2020 3:04:44 GMT
Good lord, this woman has completely jumped the shark. I loved the spoof of her on Parks and Rec, The character’s website was Bloosh and her big thing was “beef milk”.
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Post by femalebusiness on Jan 12, 2020 3:11:27 GMT
Is that more of a winter scent? Or more tropical? What kind of mood does it set? And most importantly, should I have a vag candle lit during my open house when trying to sell my home? 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
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Post by pjaye on Jan 12, 2020 3:17:41 GMT
I could potentially get on board with the joke of a candle called "smells like my vagina" I think it's kind of funny and marketing genius.
However when it comes from Paltrow and with her history of seriously weird ideas and her superior attitude...it comes across as totally different and as a result it loses that funny edge for me.
So if any other company brought that out I'd get the joke and might even buy it, because it's her I think 'pretentious/wanky' and roll my eyes.
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Post by PolarGreen12 on Jan 12, 2020 3:20:23 GMT
Maybe the whole goop thing is a social experiment prank to see if fools and their money can easily be parted! Even the name of it is stupid. She’s laughing all the way to the bank. She has a series on Netflix coming up that documents her and her goop team finding and testing the products. The Goop Lab. Just what the world needs, right.
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Post by MissBianca on Jan 12, 2020 3:28:13 GMT
Why??? And who would want to buy that? Gross. According to the article: “With a funny, gorgeous, sexy, and beautifully unexpected scent, this candle is made with geranium, citrusy bergamot, and cedar absolutes juxtaposed with Damask rose and ambrette seed to put us in mind of fantasy, seduction, and a sophisticated warmth.” I think it sounds quite nice. Not that I'd spend a cent on anything that nutcase is selling. But still. What the hell does she do? Stick a potpourri sachet up her vajayjay?! Bleh I need eye bleach.
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Post by myshelly on Jan 12, 2020 3:33:16 GMT
That is utterly disgusting - how in the world did she even come up with that idea? I mean, if you read the article linked in the OP it literally answers this question.
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Post by stittsygirl on Jan 12, 2020 3:46:38 GMT
I could potentially get on board with the joke of a candle called "smells like my vagina" I think it's kind of funny and marketing genius. You could probably find something like that at Spencer’s .
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Post by pjaye on Jan 12, 2020 4:15:01 GMT
You could probably find something like that at Spencer’s I don't know what that is.
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Post by QueenoftheSloths on Jan 12, 2020 4:24:08 GMT
Gwenyth puts floral scent candle on website. Amount of buzz: zero
Gwenyth puts vagina scent candle on website. Amount of buzz: tons
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Post by elaine on Jan 12, 2020 4:47:16 GMT
Now, if she sold a candle called “Smells Like Chris Martin’s Ballsack,” it would sell out almost immediately. I think her target market would find that scent much more intriguing.
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Post by stittsygirl on Jan 12, 2020 5:00:04 GMT
You could probably find something like that at Spencer’s I don't know what that is. Oops, sorry. A US store, found in most malls, with pop culture clothing and items in the front and the racier, adult oriented stuff in the back. A vagina-scented candle sounds just like something they’d carry .
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Post by pierkiss on Jan 12, 2020 5:13:48 GMT
Maybe the whole goop thing is a social experiment prank to see if fools and their money can easily be parted! Even the name of it is stupid. She’s laughing all the way to the bank. She has a series on Netflix coming up that documents her and her goop team finding and testing the products. The Goop Lab. Just what the world needs, right. Nooooooooooo!!!!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 12, 2020 5:22:13 GMT
Why??? And who would want to buy that? Gross. According to the article: “With a funny, gorgeous, sexy, and beautifully unexpected scent, this candle is made with geranium, citrusy bergamot, and cedar absolutes juxtaposed with Damask rose and ambrette seed to put us in mind of fantasy, seduction, and a sophisticated warmth.” I think it sounds quite nice. Not that I'd spend a cent on anything that nutcase is selling. But still. I was expecting tuna, shrimp and oyster sauce.
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