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Post by koontz on Jul 23, 2020 14:44:35 GMT
Mine doesn't involve a clothes mishap...or any clothes for that matter. I was in my early twenties, a sauna, and a door that did not lead to the shower room as I expected, but was the emergency exit that opened to a busy square. Still mortified.
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msladibug
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Post by msladibug on Jul 23, 2020 14:44:58 GMT
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sharlag
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Post by sharlag on Jul 23, 2020 14:53:58 GMT
I wore a pair of jeans for the second day without laundering them.
Didn't realize my panties from the day before were tucked into the leg.
Talking to coworkers in the office, one looks down and says "What's that?" pointing to my black panties on the floor, next to my foot.
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Post by tiffanyr on Jul 23, 2020 15:14:31 GMT
These stories have been so good for me today!! I really needed to laugh!!
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Post by pjaye on Jul 23, 2020 17:13:05 GMT
I remembered another one where I wanted the ground to open up.
In my last job we got a new boss. Every week the whole management team would have a a big two hour meeting, it was all the managers across Australia, probably about 25 in total and there were 6 of us in the boardroom in our office. Our new manager would share her screen with all of us so we could all see the figures etc that she was talking about. Right at the start of the meeting, before everyone had joined we'd have some general chit-chat and as we were all just getting to know her, she was telling us about the renovations to her house and garden and asked if we wanted to see some photos, she opened up her emails and a couple were titled things like "backyard photo shoot" and "interior photoshoot" The renovation was stunning and the pictures were very fancy, staged and beautifully presented, I thought with the titles etc that they were for some sort of professional project, maybe a magazine layout or for the photographer's or landscaper's webpage or something, I looked at the name of the sender of the emails and asked "who is Elizabeth Smith?"...still thinking she was the decorator/photographer/gardener or editor...there was a moment of silence and then my new female boss said to the entire Australian management team..."she's my partner"
Yup, got my new boss to out herself in the weekly meeting! I wanted to hide under the table. I recovered reasonably well, by saying..."oh, well tell her she takes great photos, because I thought she must be a professional photographer or interior decorator and I was going to look her up online" Gulp. Turns out she was just waiting for an appropriate time to mention her partner was a woman, and was always 'out' in her previous jobs so it was all good and then we all got to ask a few more questions about how long they'd ben together, how long they'd been in the house etc. But the "time PJ outed Alison" became a part of office legend.
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twinsmomfla99
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Post by twinsmomfla99 on Jul 23, 2020 18:19:44 GMT
On the day I turned 16 I was on a mission trip on the eastern shore of va. We were roofing a house where they'd been adding layers of shingles for 75 years and when we removed them the last layers were cedar and making a mess. I was little in size so my team had me go into the attic to spread dropcloths to contain the mess. It was dark and there was stuff everywhere and I didnt see that one of the cross beams was broken and when I stepped I dropped right through the ceiling into the little girls bedroom. On the way down, the back of my jeans tore from the outer thigh all the way across my butt on the other side of the pocket. The ceiling broke out in a panel where they fixed it the first time someone fell and somehow I landed perfectly in her bed on my back so I fixed the hole I made and by the time I got it patched and the pastor called my mom to tell her I had fallen we were late to get back to the high school we were sleeping in. We went right to the auditorium for worship and as we walked in they announced it was my birthday and that I had a rough day and they pulled me on stage to sing. Still filthy. Ass hanging out. Wearing a black thong. On Jesus stage. I was mortified, my kids now think its hilarious. That is such a “Steph story” LOL. I love it!
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tduby1
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Post by tduby1 on Jul 23, 2020 21:32:16 GMT
Ohhhh- I have one. I was in 10th or 11th grade and riding bikes around town with bff. We saw a guy we knew from school and stopped to talk him. I was on my period and was wearing a pad that had some how worked it’s way off and out of my panties and slid down my short leg And dropped to the ground. He looked down and said, “um, I think you dropped something“. I bent down and nonchalantly picked it up and stuffed it in my pocket. I stayed friends with him for many more years and he and My bff never ever said anything else about it. Ever again. BFF is still my BFF and I doubt she even remembers but oh my gosh- I will never forget.
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Post by Jessica on Jul 23, 2020 21:44:44 GMT
I'll go first. I have a million of them. Back in the early 90s I was a young college student on a very large campus. It was the days of grunge. I thought I was looking super cute on that fall day. I was wearing a corduroy skirt with some thick striped tights. I used the restroom after class and then I walked better than a mile back to my dorm. Imagine my surprise when I walked into my room and my roommate pointed out my skirt was tucked up under my backpack. I had walked clear across campus thinking I was too cute and the whole time my tights covered butt was hanging out. I did the same thing except I was at work and it was my boss (who is male) who told me!! My MOST embarrassing moment happened when I was having our pastor and some other friends over for dinner. The week prior my dear son (who was around 2-3 at the time) pinched is Grandma in the boob and she said "Quit pinching my titties". He thought that word was hilarious and kept saying it over and over. I told him that wasn't a nice word and the correct word was breasts. Fast forward to the dinner.. He came into the kitchen and asked what we were having and I said fried chicken breasts. We calmly walked into the living room and announced that we were having "Fried chicken titties" to everyone present. I could have died. The room went totally silent for a moment until our pastor started cracking up laughing~ This was the funniest thing I've seen today! Thank you.
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Post by doxiesx3 on Jul 23, 2020 23:11:54 GMT
Years ago, my youngest, Emily, had some serious nosebleeds, like gushers. I was out doing errands with both kids, youngest was 3, son was 6 years old. Emily had one of her gushing nosebleeds all over herself in her car seat. I got her out of the car seat quickly, got the bleeding to stop, changed her clothes, etc. I was pretty proud of myself because I normally would be covered in her blood but I didn't get any on my new, bulky crop sweater. I took a quick glance, down my sweater, pulled it out to make sure as it was new and I adored it, didn't see any blood so I proceeded to get both kids into the Target shopping cart. We took our time shopping, walked thru the whole store. I noticed I had a bunch of people staring but really thought they were looking at the kids. I had a woman tell me the restrooms were in the front of the store and I thought that was odd as I didn't ask nor did we need to go. Got to the checkout, and my son says loudly, "Mom, you have blood coming down your legs". Everyone looks, and I have blood smears from thigh to knee on both inner legs. I am wearing light, cream colored jeans. I'm guessing when I pulled her out of the car seat, while trying to not get blood all over the inside of my van, blood landed on my jeans and I didn't see it. As I walked thru the store, my legs rubbed together and made the biggest mess. The woman behind me in line, pulled a tampon out of her purse and offered to watch the kids so I could go get cleaned up. I tried to explain and everyone just looked from me to my nice, clean daughter with no signs of blood. I quickly paid for my stuff and ran from the store.
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Post by used2scrap on Jul 23, 2020 23:55:03 GMT
Was 16 and a newly licensed driver cruising around town during the evening. Apparently I missed the section in the DMV book that states that when turning left on a green light, the other driver has right of way. I couldn’t understand why there was a car approaching from opposite side and was driving toward me. So, I laid on my horn and then I realized it was a cop car I was honking at!😳 He proceeded to get on his loud speaker and exclaim “aren’t you embarrassed”?!? Hell yes, I was embarrassed! Lucky for me, he didn’t stop and ticket me! My best friend was in the passenger seat. I missed the information that right and left turns were different too Thus I proceeded to make a left turn after stopping at a red and checking there was no immediate oncoming traffic. During my driver’s license test. The test lady kept screaming “check your light” and I was so confused! Luckily no one was coming and she calmed down and explained. No idea how I passed, probably because she didn’t want to have to drive with me another day. My most embarrassing moment? In high school on a team bus after running, someone was teasing a friend about being all sweaty. Little freshman me boldly yelled out “sex is sweaty” instead of “sweat is sexy” as the coaches got on the bus. I never lived that down.
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Post by t2x on Jul 24, 2020 1:01:07 GMT
Mine doesn't involve a clothes mishap...or any clothes for that matter. I was in my early twenties, a sauna, and a door that did not lead to the shower room as I expected, but was the emergency exit that opened to a busy square. Still mortified. OMG, that's hysterical! I can just "see" you doing that koontz!
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Post by peaname on Jul 24, 2020 2:02:17 GMT
I was flying with my three year old son to visit my parents. We had a long layover in Minneapolis so we took the train to the mall of America.
We were on the bus ride at Camp Snoopy. It goes in a circle, rapidly lifting and dropping. He has the loudest voice. He started exclaiming, “That tickles! That tickles my PENIS! That tickles my PENIS!” Eveyone within earshot was cracking up and I wanted to crawl under a rock.
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Post by peasapie on Jul 24, 2020 14:44:41 GMT
When I was 13, my mom gave me a bra for Christmas. I was embarrassed and stuffed it under the chair I was sitting on before anyone noticed it. Later that day we had some family friends come over. Our dachshund found said bra and pulled it out from under the chair and went running around the living room with. I.wanted.to.die. Like jeremysgirl , I have tons of embarrassing moments. My sorority used to give the *Fickle Finger of Fate Award* for the person that had the most awful thing happen during the week. I won it 3 times in one year. I won't go into why I won it. Our dog did the same thing...with my daughter's tampon, in a house full of company. He did it with such panache and joy LOL.
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Post by peasapie on Jul 24, 2020 14:48:33 GMT
Ohhhh- I have one. I was in 10th or 11th grade and riding bikes around town with bff. We saw a guy we knew from school and stopped to talk him. I was on my period and was wearing a pad that had some how worked it’s way off and out of my panties and slid down my short leg And dropped to the ground. He looked down and said, “um, I think you dropped something“. I bent down and nonchalantly picked it up and stuffed it in my pocket. I stayed friends with him for many more years and he and My bff never ever said anything else about it. Ever again. BFF is still my BFF and I doubt she even remembers but oh my gosh- I will never forget. omg this reminded me so much of my teen years. always worrying this would happen!
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Post by cadoodlebug on Jul 24, 2020 15:00:36 GMT
When I was 13, my mom gave me a bra for Christmas. I was embarrassed and stuffed it under the chair I was sitting on before anyone noticed it. Later that day we had some family friends come over. Our dachshund found said bra and pulled it out from under the chair and went running around the living room with. I.wanted.to.die. Like jeremysgirl , I have tons of embarrassing moments. My sorority used to give the *Fickle Finger of Fate Award* for the person that had the most awful thing happen during the week. I won it 3 times in one year. I won't go into why I won it. Our dog did the same thing...with my daughter's tampon, in a house full of company. He did it with such panache and joy LOL. Yikes! And I do remember our dachshund getting into the trash in our bathroom.
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Post by baylorgrad on Jul 24, 2020 19:53:49 GMT
In fourth grade, my teacher asked which U.S. president had lived at Monticello. I raised my hand, and when she called on me, I very confidently said "George Jefferson!" And then wondered why everyone was laughing at me. When I figured it out, I laughed too. This was in the mid-1980s, when "The Jeffersons" was a popular TV show.
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Post by Basket1lady on Jul 24, 2020 22:19:04 GMT
I love these stories!
DS was about 2 1/2 and we were in church. We always sat in the front row because DS was better behaved. Maybe because he could see what was going on or the stink eye that the priest would give him if he was loud. Anyway, he was acting up and I scooped him up to take him out of church. We were walking down the center aisle and he was crying, “I don’t want a spanking” in a silent prayer part of the Mass. He’d never been spanked a day in his life and I don’t even know how he knew what that was. But the entire church heard it load and clear and got a good laugh about it.
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Post by stittsygirl on Jul 24, 2020 22:36:55 GMT
My husband was in Afghanistan two years ago around Valentine’s Day. He told me he had bought me something and that it should be arriving soon. He always buys us Sees candy for Valentine’s Day when he’s gone, and it’s not unusual to receive other random packages that he’s purchased and had sent to our home, usually fishing gear or barbecue stuff. So me and my oldest son, 18 at the time, pick up the mail one day on our way home. It’s a package from my husband and some other mail I’d been waiting for. I was wanting to read the mail I had received ASAP so I asked my son to open the package and see what his dad had sent, assuming it was chocolate or something like that. I sat down in the living room and a couple of minutes later I heard my son laughing, hard. I knew then having him open the package was probably a mistake. Yep, inside the package was a huge adult toy and a bottle of lube to go with it . My son was dying, and of course my oldest daughter had to come out and see what was going on. Fortunately my youngest two were still at school. I immediately texted my husband and asked him why he hadn’t given me a “for your eyes only” warning? He said “well it was in your name”. I said “They’re ALL in my name”. It was pretty funny though and I was laughing about it even then .
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