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Post by Deleted on Jun 5, 2015 18:28:11 GMT
As a member of the itty bitty titty committee, I just want to say I had no idea this misalignment issue was a thing. When you have small boobs, there's really no way to change directions. Jealous! I bet you've never had a boob stepped on before either. I have had my boob flapped by a 3 day old. The little animal (human) couldn't speak, open his eyes yet, or do anything other than scream but damn he found the boob really quick! I did have a 50 lb standard poodle stand on me though. I don't think the boob ever re-inflated
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Post by Deleted on Jun 5, 2015 18:30:26 GMT
I don't want to be poked in the eye by anyone's nipples, thank you. I wonder what the annual statistics are regarding this particular incident? You know what they say -- it's all fun and games til you try to laugh an eye back in that's been poked out by Sharlag's nipple.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 5, 2015 18:34:53 GMT
I don't like the look, that is all. For me, it has nothing to do with sexuality, slut shaming, breast feeding, blah blah blah. Like another pea said I don't like to see butt crack either. I cringe inside when I seen nipples showing and move on.
Now, for a night gown you are going to be wearing in a hotel room hanging out with your friends? Meh, not a big deal.
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Post by MorningPerson on Jun 5, 2015 18:51:18 GMT
As a member of the itty bitty titty committee, I just want to say I had no idea this misalignment issue was a thing. When you have small boobs, there's really no way to change directions. Now you are just bragging!!! Believe me, if you could have seen me in my teen angst over my small chest, you would say I deserve this time. My Mom always said that some day I'd be o.k. with my boobs, and 40 years later, I can finally say she was right!
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Post by MorningPerson on Jun 5, 2015 18:55:12 GMT
As a member of the itty bitty titty committee, I just want to say I had no idea this misalignment issue was a thing. When you have small boobs, there's really no way to change directions. Jealous! I bet you've never had a boob stepped on before either. Youch. I can't imagine.
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Post by scrapaddie on Jun 5, 2015 19:00:22 GMT
A little THO among women would not bother me!!
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Post by genny on Jun 5, 2015 19:03:34 GMT
Mine haven't been perky for a long time, so when you put your bra on, you have to straighten out the nipples to make sure it doesn't look like you have a "lazy eye". Hahhaahhhahaa haaha OMG I just sprayed lemonade. So true and so damn funny!!!
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Post by Zee on Jun 5, 2015 19:36:26 GMT
I don't know why, but I hate seeing people's nipples poking through their shirts. Blecch. To me it's like seeing a camel toe or a bulging package, the type that's so tight you can see which way it hangs. And for god's sakes, men, don't wear tight satiny or smooth pants without underwear--if I can see the head of your penis clearly outlined, you're asking for the wrong type of attention. Similarly, ladies, I don't need to see your labia. Rein it in.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 5, 2015 19:42:18 GMT
Now you are just bragging!!! Believe me, if you could have seen me in my teen angst over my small chest, you would say I deserve this time. My Mom always said that some day I'd be o.k. with my boobs, and 40 years later, I can finally say she was right! You running on the road looks like a woman running. I look like I am bouncing watermelons. Sure I can fill out a bikini but honestly exercise to me is 1000000% more important than sun bathing. You know that whole skin cancer thing. Nickname in high school was Dolly. I never got over that. I know kids were jealous because hell they were perky and pretty and all but it's a pain in the neck!
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Post by M~ on Jun 5, 2015 21:13:02 GMT
Ok. So one of my issues is that I have HUGE nipples. I mean diameter wise and like they are like tall. They are perky-temperature does not matter. Sigh. I'm self conscious about it. My bras are masterpieces of architecture and hydraulics because I buy the most padded, sturdiest bra I can find. They still stand up and salute though. I have been known to close my office door and try to flatten them out. UGH.
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Post by liya on Jun 5, 2015 21:49:30 GMT
As a member of the itty bitty titty committee, I just want to say I had no idea this misalignment issue was a thing. When you have small boobs, there's really no way to change directions. Lucky!! I'm jealous.
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Post by liya on Jun 5, 2015 21:51:01 GMT
I don't even go around my own family or house without a bra (I am not big enough for "lazy eye" -haha), I am certainly not going to do that to friends. Yup. I wear a bra around my house too.
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Post by birukitty on Jun 5, 2015 22:55:35 GMT
I try to find bras that camoflauge my nipples, but they are determined suckers that sometimes just demand to be seen. My younger DS (who has autism and absolutely no mouth filter) and I were heading to the store when he said, "You might want to put a bra on." Me looking confused said, "I have a bra on." He then said, "Well, it sure doesn't look like it." That made me look down and there my nipples were standing at attention in all their glory. I put an arm across my chest and then said, "I'm cold. Let's go." Talk about awkward conversations between a mother and son. For SillyRabbit and other Peas who try to find bras to disguise their nipples-I have a wonderful solution-stop looking for the bra as the solution! Try these instead-Bra Disc Nipple Covers Style 410X at http://www.yourbrainserts.com I found mine at a local store and they are amazing! They are reusable and work in every bra, even thin, sheer ones. They are non-adhesive, made of non-latex resin with slits around the edges for a perfect non-slip fit. They are made to be worn with your bra. Once you have these you can wear any bra you want and never have to worry about nipple show again. Debbie in MD.
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Post by AussieMeg on Jun 5, 2015 23:29:19 GMT
This reminds me of a card my flat chested coworker received once: Outside: I have a joke to tell you that is so funny, you will laugh so hard your boobs will fall off. Inside: Never mind, you must have already heard it. Oh gee, I am laughing so hard!! I MUST find a copy of that card to get for my DD's birthday..... I have until November.
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Post by tincin on Jun 5, 2015 23:34:40 GMT
n ipples showing? Last night, shopping for a nightgown to wear on a GIRLS road trip, I'm fretting over this issue. Looking for a busy pattern to disguise a part of my anatomy that my hotel roommates share. They're part of the breast, which we, depending on the woman and her clothing taste, we certainly don't try to hide. I'm not. Free the nipple!! I never cared much anyway who saw what and as I get older I care even less. I seldom wear a bra when I am at home and I don't really care who knows I am not. I generally wear one when I do yard work but that is more because of my own comfort and not because of the neighbors. I am a child of the 60s, burn the bra, be free generation.
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Post by delila on Jun 6, 2015 0:36:20 GMT
The lazy eye is a big problem but if you have that issue then you can probably smuggle a small dog under your boob too!! Or a cat....
This can come in handy if you want to take a pet somewhere pets don't belong but you don't care, ,you're going to snuggle them in anyhow!!
delila
Excuse typos please, I'm on my phone, it's hard to see
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Post by Deleted on Jun 6, 2015 0:55:28 GMT
Ha! I have used bandaids or scotch tape in an emergency. We wear a lot of polo shirts for my job, and they are great at highlighting enthusiastic nipples.
Since y'all convinced me years ago to get a proper bra fitting, I did go, and Sarah, aka The Boob Whisperer as I refer to her, suggested a product called Dimmrs. They are silicone thingies you lay over your nipples and it makes them disappear in shirts. Mine are constantly at attention, so the Dimmrs go everywhere with me. Best $40 I ever spent. My husband jokingly reminds me to pack them whenever I travel - I think he's happy that I have them to reduce unwanted solicitousness from some gentleman. Ha!
This conversation kills me.
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Post by M~ on Jun 6, 2015 1:54:30 GMT
Ha! I have used bandaids or scotch tape in an emergency. We wear a lot of polo shirts for my job, and they are great at highlighting enthusiastic nipples. Since y'all convinced me years ago to get a proper bra fitting, I did go, and Sarah, aka The Boob Whisperer as I refer to her, suggested a product called Dimmrs. They are silicone thingies you lay over your nipples and it makes them disappear in shirts. Mine are constantly at attention, so the Dimmrs go everywhere with me. Best $40 I ever spent. My husband jokingly reminds me to pack them whenever I travel - I think he's happy that I have them to reduce unwanted solicitousness from some gentleman. Ha! This conversation kills me. I NEED to buy this. You'd think I had nursed a tribe of children. NO. I don't understand why they are such attention seekers. Oh, and it doesn't help they sit atop of DD's. I have taken to wearing scarves because my office is a fucking meatlocker temperature-wise and so they are like super prominent.
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Post by penny on Jun 6, 2015 3:40:05 GMT
I don't know why, but I hate seeing people's nipples poking through their shirts. Blecch. To me it's like seeing a camel toe or a bulging package, the type that's so tight you can see which way it hangs. And for god's sakes, men, don't wear tight satiny or smooth pants without underwear--if I can see the head of your penis clearly outlined, you're asking for the wrong type of attention. Similarly, ladies, I don't need to see your labia. Rein it in. I do believe the "rein it in" is the absolutely most appropriate phrasing in those situations
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Post by penny on Jun 6, 2015 3:41:46 GMT
OMG - Dimmrs... Best product name ever...
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Post by Deleted on Jun 6, 2015 3:51:50 GMT
Funny thread. So you're all discussing hiding nips. What about those of us who would like to reposition theirs?
I could haul two by fours under my breasts so needless to say, my nipples have headed south for the den of my life. I'd like some fake ones to glue on a bit further up. Is there such a thing?
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Post by Zee on Jun 6, 2015 4:03:12 GMT
Funny thread. So you're all discussing hiding nips. What about those of us who would like to reposition theirs? I could haul two by fours under my breasts so needless to say, my nipples have headed south for the den of my life. I'd like some fake ones to glue on a bit further up. Is there such a thing? Haha! I'm small breasted so it's not really an issue, but I'd love a set of tiny implants just to fill everything back out the way it was when I was a teenager. I barely have any nipples and I've often thought I could use a set, but I wouldn't want them to show under my shirt, so I don't know why I'd want then other than to look a bit better nude!
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Post by chlerbie on Jun 6, 2015 4:05:49 GMT
I HATE wearing a bra, so the minute I hit the house it's off. I'm small, though, so I really just wear them so I don't have "apparent nipples" when I'm out. I just don't like the look. Just saw a family member post a photo from her running event this weekend and all I could see in the photo was the fact that she wasn't wearing a bra and her nipples were RIGHT THERE and not aligned right.
That being said, I wouldn't think twice about it in sleepwear or something like that.
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Post by freebird on Jun 6, 2015 4:12:15 GMT
The lazy eye is a big problem but if you have that issue then you can probably smuggle a small dog under your boob too!! Or a cat.... This can come in handy if you want to take a pet somewhere pets don't belong but you don't care, ,you're going to snuggle them in anyhow!! delila Excuse typos please, I'm on my phone, it's hard to see Ever hear of the perky test? You put a pencil under your boob and if it falls out you're perky. I tell ppl I can carry a package of diapers and a 6 pack of mountain dew with mine.
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Post by Zee on Jun 6, 2015 4:17:54 GMT
I guess I should be grateful for my small breasts. I couldn't smuggle a pill under there, let alone a dog or a six pack! When I get teased for having small breasts I am sort of puzzled. I like not having them in the way. When I was heavier and had larger ones,I found them a nuisance. But we should all be comfortable with ourselves. The last person to tease me had enormous breasts, and I just really didn't get why she felt the need to go there.
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Post by brynn on Jun 6, 2015 4:28:56 GMT
I love this funny thread. Eight years ago, I had a boss whose nipples always showed. Everyone at our place of employment talked about her and "them." Shortly, after starting to work with her, I bought myself thicker bras--I didn't want our department to be known for this feature. Now, five years after that boss left, a co-worker occasionally has that problem, and she jokes that she has "Lulu's problem."
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Post by smokeynspike on Jun 6, 2015 4:29:51 GMT
This thread is beyond funny! Thanks for the laughs, ladies!
Melissa
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Post by penny on Jun 6, 2015 4:33:40 GMT
"Don't you hate it when your nipples show under your skirt," said all the women with large, less than perky breasts...
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Post by pierkiss on Jun 6, 2015 4:49:24 GMT
I have never understood this. I wear a bra. If you can see my nipples and I'm wearing underwear, oh well. I'm not going to go out of my way to put like, bandaids or something on them. I'm a girl, and I have nipples. The end.
For what it's worth, when I have sleepovers with my friends, I tend to keep my bra on until I go to bed. I don't like to free-boob it when I'm with company.
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