Apparently I have taken out a payday loan...

The BEST ones (off topic, sorry) are the security company door knockers who feel it's okay that since they are in a uniform and state they are representing such and such company to ask me about my security system and how I protect my family. Yes, random dude who just knocked on my door whom I don't know, I'm just going to tell you how I keep myself safe so you can breach that when you want to break in...I know, I know, they are usually legit (because they all, from every company, ask the same questions) but you'd think a home security company would KNOW not to ask questions like that because it opens you up to vulnerability if/when the person knocking on your door isn't actually with the company who's name is on his shirt. I had one argue with me, 'but ma'am, I'm in a uniform.' I had another, who was training and standing a few feet behind the trainer, nod in agreement when I explained this exact thing to the guy doing the talking.