tanya2
Pearl Clutcher
Refupea #1604
Posts: 4,426
Jun 27, 2014 2:27:09 GMT
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Post by tanya2 on Oct 17, 2018 16:34:00 GMT
I will take every single cup/glass to my room and leave them there for several days with about an inch of liquid in the bottom - just long enough for a ring to form on the glass. Then, if nagged often enough, I might take them to the sink but I won't rinse them or leave them to soak
I will wait until the toilet paper roll hanging in the master ensuite is almost empty and then I will steal all of the full ones from the drawer in that bathroom
Then I will wait until everyone has fallen asleep (not for too long), and then stomp down the stairs as loudly as possible, go to the kitchen and slam all the cupboard doors and the microwave. Several times. And then I will return to my room & turn the tv/music volume up
I will also leave the keurig on every time I use it, never throw out my pods that I've just used, and leave the water tank empty for the next user to fill
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craftykitten
Pearl Clutcher
Posts: 4,304
Jun 26, 2014 7:39:32 GMT
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Post by craftykitten on Oct 17, 2018 16:47:42 GMT
I do not have children, but when we visit my MIL, OH is super good about washing up dishes immediately after eating.
At home, he will leave them in a festering sink of water for aaaaaaaages before he actually washes them. Why, my beloved, Why?! 😂
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Post by underwatermama on Oct 17, 2018 17:08:19 GMT
I will brush my teeth at the bathroom sink and then spit in such a way that it goes all over the mirror, faucet and sink. And then don't rinse the sink. Ever.
I will ask what's for dinner and then complain about what it is. Even if I like it.
I will go to the stainless steel refrigerator to get a drink from the front dispenser. First comes the ice, which will send pieces of ice onto the floor but I will just ignore those. Then I will fill the glass with water from the same dispenser, but I will be so tired that I will need to lean my other hand against the stainless steel fridge leaving a giant hand print there.
I will look out the the sliding glass door while leaning on it with both hands (see a trend here?) and if something is hard to see, I will then lean my head against the same door (though this might be dh).
I will touch the top of every door jamb and/or rest my hands up there. I'll make sure my hands are dirty first just for grins.
I will ignore requests like "dinner's ready" or "time to go" unless my kid loses his shit and then look at him like "what is your problem?"
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breetheflea
Drama Llama
Posts: 5,943
Location: PNW
Jul 20, 2014 21:57:23 GMT
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Post by breetheflea on Oct 17, 2018 17:13:49 GMT
I will turn all the lights on (including the garage... nothing is in the garage why is the light always on in the morning?) after everyone in the house goes to bed so the neighbors think we are having a party every night.
I will refuse to eat my dinner until the food I don't like (that list changes hourly) is removed.
I won't flush.
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