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Post by Spongemom Scrappants on Jul 4, 2020 15:10:27 GMT
Happy fourth! I just had my own personal fireworks moment.
I put on a new bathing suit to hang out by the pool today. Walked around the house taking care of little jobs before heading out there. All of a sudden, sweet Jesus! Yow! Ouch! Omg! The little plastic liner in the crotch (which I missed taking the tags off) got twisted and pulled most abruptly on my nether regions.
Brought tears to my eyes. And I hope it brought a laugh to you.
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Post by lisacharlotte on Jul 4, 2020 15:11:24 GMT
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Post by quinlove on Jul 4, 2020 15:12:35 GMT
* personal fireworks moment *  eta ~ not laughing at your pain. Just the delivery. 😊 |
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Post by malibou on Jul 4, 2020 15:14:54 GMT
Bet you wish you had that Brazilian was after all.
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Post by mom on Jul 4, 2020 15:15:42 GMT
😂
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Post by Spongemom Scrappants on Jul 4, 2020 15:16:29 GMT
Bet you wish you had that Brazilian was after all. No hair there. It pulled skin! And here I go telling all again. What the heck? In for a penny, in for a pound. |
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Post by shescrafty on Jul 4, 2020 15:18:39 GMT
Bet you wish you had that Brazilian was after all. No hair there. It pulled skin! And here I go telling all again. What the heck? In for a penny, in for a pound. What a bad way to realize the liner was still there! Lol Hope the rest of your day goes much better!!!! |
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Post by milocat on Jul 4, 2020 15:23:01 GMT
Bet you wish you had that Brazilian was after all. No hair there. It pulled skin! And here I go telling all again. What the heck? In for a penny, in for a pound. Hair or no hair it wouldn't make it much better. Ouch! |
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Post by peabay on Jul 4, 2020 15:37:09 GMT
Well, that’s one way to get a Brazilian.
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Post by danor98 on Jul 4, 2020 15:48:33 GMT
Bet you wish you had that Brazilian was after all. No hair there. It pulled skin! And here I go telling all again. What the heck? In for a penny, in for a pound. And just like that 👏🏻👏🏻.....my day has been brightened X 100%! 😂 |
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Post by Lexica on Jul 4, 2020 16:04:37 GMT
That is so not where I thought your post was going. I was expecting you to say you got three feet out of your bedroom when you were intercepted by a lustful husband because you looked so good in your new bathing suit! Ha! I wasn't anticipating a plastic pinching story!  |
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Post by Spongemom Scrappants on Jul 4, 2020 16:18:00 GMT
That is so not where I thought your post was going. I was expecting you to say you got three feet out of your bedroom when you were intercepted by a lustful husband because you looked so good in your new bathing suit! I like your version better! |
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Post by revirdsuba99 on Jul 4, 2020 16:55:58 GMT
Oh ouch!!
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Post by QueenoftheSloths on Jul 4, 2020 16:57:47 GMT
Sounds like that very special feeling when the adhesive of your pad isn't lined up just right!
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Post by valincal on Jul 4, 2020 17:00:14 GMT
🤣
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Post by Deleted on Jul 4, 2020 17:04:23 GMT
Why oh why am I not only visualizing this, but my warped brain has also included sound effects?  |
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Post by TankTop on Jul 4, 2020 17:24:21 GMT
Bikini wax!
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Post by wellway on Jul 4, 2020 18:21:27 GMT
Well, we know that an ice lolly is not the solution  |
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Post by ddly on Jul 4, 2020 20:35:00 GMT
 I hope everything is better now!
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Post by lucyg on Jul 4, 2020 20:37:30 GMT
oh, OUCH!!
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Post by alexa11 on Jul 5, 2020 2:53:31 GMT
That is so not where I thought your post was going. I was expecting you to say you got three feet out of your bedroom when you were intercepted by a lustful husband because you looked so good in your new bathing suit! That's exactly where my mind went! |
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Post by Lexica on Jul 5, 2020 3:54:36 GMT
That is so not where I thought your post was going. I was expecting you to say you got three feet out of your bedroom when you were intercepted by a lustful husband because you looked so good in your new bathing suit! That's exactly where my mind went! I guess you and I have had a lot of indoor fireworks, huh? Well, not me lately, but there was a time.... |
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Post by twinsmomfla99 on Jul 5, 2020 4:46:34 GMT
Ouch! Painful for you (sorry!) but funny for us (not sorry!). 😂
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Post by alexa11 on Jul 5, 2020 11:58:25 GMT
I guess you and I have had a lot of indoor fireworks, huh? Well, not me lately, but there was a time.... Once in awhile!  |
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Post by RedSquirrelUK on Jul 5, 2020 12:37:31 GMT
Well, we know that an ice lolly is not the solution  |
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Post by scrappintoee on Jul 7, 2020 19:26:56 GMT
I was expecting you to say you got three feet out of your bedroom when you were intercepted by a lustful husband because you looked so good in your new bathing suit! Exactly what I thought!  That's exactly where my mind went! Me too!!! (or isn't it "me three!")  Well, we know that an ice lolly is not the solution OMG.....THANK YOU for making me LOL !!! |
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Post by oh yvonne on Jul 7, 2020 19:31:58 GMT
that brings back memories of an old, very old Rosanne Barr routine back way back in the early days. She said you know it's gonna be a bad day when you put on your Stayfree Maxi pad on adhesive side up! I remember thinking that was the FUNNIEST thing I'd ever heard..because prior to that I don't think any female comedienne had ever joked about pads before. Anyway, that's for the laugh! |
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Post by Zee on Jul 7, 2020 19:33:30 GMT
Hahaha I want to tell you I had a very similar moment on the 4th with my new suit! Except I didn't get injured, I just felt something was amiss and went into the public bathroom (HOA pool) to fix it. I got the suit down and removed the offending plastic, but trying to roll that wet suit back up my body was almost more than I could handle.
It was a long day of day drinking and that didn't help. I finally got the suit somewhere under my boobs and decided I was just going to wrap the towel around myself and get my husband to help pull it up or just go home and give up when it magically snapped into place. I needed a nap after that.
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Post by Spongemom Scrappants on Jul 7, 2020 19:53:15 GMT
I needed a nap after that. |
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Post by Really Red on Jul 7, 2020 21:14:29 GMT
That is so not where I thought your post was going. I was expecting you to say you got three feet out of your bedroom when you were intercepted by a lustful husband because you looked so good in your new bathing suit! Ha! I wasn't anticipating a plastic pinching story! This is what I was thinking as well. However, your story is great, too! |
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