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Post by don on Sept 27, 2020 0:37:50 GMT
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.
Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket toward the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.
'Oh my, I am so sorry,' the woman says as she pops her eye back in place.
'Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you,' she says.
They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theatre followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens.
After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come over to her place in the morning for breakfast. They had a wonderful, wonderful time.
The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed. Everything had been SO incredible! 'You know,' he said, 'you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?'
'No,' she replies...
Wait for it...
It's coming...
The suspense is killing you, isn't it?
She says:
'You just happened to catch my eye.'
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Post by rymeswithpurple on Sept 27, 2020 1:03:50 GMT
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msliz
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Post by msliz on Sept 27, 2020 2:03:57 GMT
Nice
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Post by FurryP on Sept 27, 2020 3:27:56 GMT
And you made it even funnier with your sense of humor Don!
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Post by LavenderLayoutLady on Sept 27, 2020 10:49:56 GMT
LOL.
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Post by mikklynn on Sept 27, 2020 13:28:27 GMT
That's awful! Thanks for making me smile this morning. don.
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Post by lovestocreate on Sept 27, 2020 17:21:55 GMT
Haha! I appreciate the lightheartedness on this board and think we can all use some laughter these days.
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Post by refugeepea on Sept 27, 2020 18:41:06 GMT
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Post by nylene on Sept 27, 2020 23:34:34 GMT
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Post by slicksister on Sept 29, 2020 17:32:53 GMT
Oy!
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Post by tampascrapper on Sept 30, 2020 14:29:59 GMT
😂🤣😂
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