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Post by mnmloveli on Jan 8, 2021 15:34:13 GMT
 WHAT DO YOU CALL A SNOWMAN’S DOG ? A slush puppy! |
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Post by Florida Cindy on Jan 9, 2021 11:42:22 GMT
I am a returning Pea. With everything happening in the world these days, I really appreciate this thread!
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Post by mnmloveli on Jan 9, 2021 16:13:34 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on Jan 9, 2021 16:15:15 GMT
WHY DO SEALS SWIM IN SALTWATER ?
Because pepper water makes them sneeze!
KNOCK KNOCK
Who’s there?
SNOW
Snow who?
SNOW USE - I FORGOT MY NAME AGAIN !
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Post by mnmloveli on Jan 9, 2021 22:15:13 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on Jan 10, 2021 2:09:25 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on Jan 10, 2021 16:02:16 GMT
 I used to be a fortune teller but I kept predicting snowstorms…
It turns out I wasn’t using a crystal ball, it was a snow globe. |
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Post by mnmloveli on Jan 11, 2021 15:21:05 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on Jan 11, 2021 15:23:03 GMT
WHO IS FROSTY’S FAVORITE AUNT ?
Aunt Artica!
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Post by mnmloveli on Jan 12, 2021 16:10:05 GMT
 WHY WAS THE SNOWMAN RUMMAGING IN THE BAG OF CARROTS? He was picking his nose. |
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Post by mnmloveli on Jan 13, 2021 15:16:50 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on Jan 13, 2021 15:18:43 GMT
KNOCK KNOCK
Who’s there?
SCOLD
Scold who?
SCOLD OUTSIDE !!!!
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Post by mnmloveli on Jan 14, 2021 15:17:54 GMT
 HOW DO YOU KNOW WHEN IT IS TOO COLD TO PICNIC OUTSIDE? You chip your tooth on your soup! |
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Post by mnmloveli on Jan 15, 2021 15:14:55 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on Jan 15, 2021 15:16:49 GMT
Two antennae met on a roof, fell in love and got married. Their wedding ceremony wasn’t fancy. The reception, however, was excellent
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Post by mnmloveli on Jan 16, 2021 15:13:42 GMT
WHAY DO MOUNTAINS WEAR TO KEEP WARM?
Snowcaps !
WHAT DID THE SNOWFLAKE SAY TO THE ROAD?
Let’s stick together !
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Post by mnmloveli on Jan 17, 2021 15:33:37 GMT
 A good project for someone’s DH. I think some of our crafty peas could handle this project ! |
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Post by mnmloveli on Jan 17, 2021 15:35:31 GMT
I just got a text from my girlfriend that said, “I bought you an awesome Valentine’s Day gift! xox”
I really hope she spelled “Xbox” wrong
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Post by mnmloveli on Jan 18, 2021 15:10:01 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on Jan 18, 2021 22:54:04 GMT
WHERE DO YOU GO TO LEARN ABOUT THE HISTORY OF ICE CREAM?
Sundae School.
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Post by mnmloveli on Jan 19, 2021 14:50:39 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on Jan 19, 2021 14:52:10 GMT
WHAT DID THE BIG FURRY HAT SAY TO THE WARM WOOLY SCARF?
“You hang around while I go on ahead.”
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Post by mnmloveli on Jan 25, 2021 19:05:03 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on Jan 25, 2021 23:52:20 GMT
WHAT’S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN AN ICEBERG AND A CLOTHES BRUSH?
One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!
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Post by mnmloveli on Jan 26, 2021 18:21:50 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on Jan 26, 2021 18:23:58 GMT
WHY IS IT HARD FOR THE TIGER TO PLAY CARDS IN THE JUNGLE?
There’s too many cheetahs !!!
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Post by mnmloveli on Jan 27, 2021 18:09:10 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on Jan 27, 2021 18:11:00 GMT
WHAT PLAYING CARDS ARE THE BEST DANCERS?
The king and queen of clubs !
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Post by mnmloveli on Jan 27, 2021 22:40:46 GMT
A couple of cows were smoking a joint and playing cards...
The steaks were pretty high !
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Post by mnmloveli on Jan 28, 2021 15:30:56 GMT
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