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Post by mnmloveli on Jan 28, 2021 15:33:15 GMT
IS IT QUICKER TO BE COLD OR HOT? Hot is quicker, because you can catch cold.
WHAT SNACK SHOULD YOU MAKE FOR THE SNOWMAN HOLIDAY PARTY? “Ice Krispy treats.”
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Post by mnmloveli on Jan 29, 2021 15:48:44 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on Jan 29, 2021 15:52:25 GMT
WHERE DO SEALS GO TO SEE MOVIES? The dive-in!
WHAT KIND OF MATH DO SNOWY OWLS LIKE? Owlgebra.
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Post by mnmloveli on Jan 30, 2021 15:23:01 GMT
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Post by malibou on Jan 30, 2021 15:41:25 GMT
Still lovin' this thread thanks so much mnmloveli
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Post by mnmloveli on Jan 31, 2021 15:30:50 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on Jan 31, 2021 15:48:23 GMT
WHAY DO YOU CALL A PENGUIN IN THE SAHARA DESERT? Lost !!!
WHAT SITS ON THE BOTTOM OF THE COLD ARTIC OCEAN AND SHAKES? A nervous wreck !!!
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Post by malibou on Feb 1, 2021 0:33:33 GMT
Here is a giggle worthy story.
I bought a couple of Vaseline chapsticks. One has a light brown coloured cap, the other has a pink cap. I thought nothing of it other than, Yeah, I'll be able to tell the two formulas apart.
My lips are darkly pigmented, though I am fair in colour. When I want a dramatic lip, I have to head to the colours that poc typically pick.
Last night Dh and I are watching tv and I ask him for the pink capped Vaseline. I liberally put it on and am telling Dh he should try it too! He slathers it on, oohs and aahs about how good his lips feel. Our show finishes and we get up to get ready for bed. Dh is in the kitchen getting water glasses, and I come in and flip the light on, And there is Dh with HOT PINK LIPS! I cannot remember the last time I cackled that hard. I couldn't even tell him for a good 5 min because I was full blown guffawing and snorting. -Even writing about it has me cracking up.- We proceed to laugh for another 15 minutes. The kind where you try to talk, but you break into giggles. Finally Ds20 is over us, and comes out to investigate. Yup, the giggle fest continues with the three of us. Finally, ds, thru giggles, asks, Why are you wearing lipstick, and why are we laughing so hard about that? It was nearly a full hour before we managed to get ourselves to bed.
This morning Dh comes to me with the pink capped Vaseline and demands I put it on in front of him. I put it on, no change in colour whatsoever. You know where this is going...He puts it on aaaaaand HOT PINK LIPS! This started the laughter again, but we got it under control pretty quickly, as our abs are killing us. And Ds comes in with the brown capped Vaseline, with a cocked eyebrow he says, I'm hiding this one until I can laugh without pain. This (waving the brown capped Vaseline) is going to be sick.
I cannot even begin to understand why my husband with HOT PINK LIPS is so very hilarious. Whatever. 😂 He is a very fit manly man kind of guy, but I don't know that that is the only, or even the main, contributing factor to the hilarity that ensued. 😂😂😂😂😂
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Post by mnmloveli on Feb 1, 2021 14:49:00 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on Feb 1, 2021 17:11:55 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on Feb 2, 2021 1:11:55 GMT
WHAT DO YOU CALL A FROZEN DOG? A pup-sicle !
HOW DO YOU KNOW IF THERE’S A SNOWMAN IN YOUR BED? You wake up wet!
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Post by mnmloveli on Feb 2, 2021 14:41:27 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on Feb 2, 2021 22:25:37 GMT
On the door of the general store, a customer noticed the sign reading, “DANGER! BEWARE OF DOG!” He carefully entered the store, but once inside all he saw was a harmless old hound dog asleep on the floor beside the cash register. He asked the store manager, “Is THAT the dog folks are supposed to beware of?” “Yep, that’s him,” he replied. The stranger could not help but be amused. “That certainly does not look like a dangerous dog to me. Why in the world would you post that sign?” “Because,” the owner replied, “before I posted that sign, people kept tripping over him.”
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Post by mnmloveli on Feb 3, 2021 15:53:41 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on Feb 4, 2021 15:23:39 GMT
WHAT’S MORE AMAZING THAN A TALKING DOG? A spelling bee. WHAT KIND OF DOG DOES DRACULA HAVE? A Bloodhound. WHY ARE DOGS SUCH BAD DANCERS? They have two left feet.
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Post by mnmloveli on Feb 5, 2021 1:42:55 GMT
WHAT VEGETABLE WAS FORBIDDEN ON THE SHIPS OF ARTIC EXPLORERS?
Leeks!
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Post by mnmloveli on Feb 5, 2021 15:00:06 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on Feb 5, 2021 22:28:17 GMT
HIW DOES A DOG STOP A VCR? It presses the “paws” button!
WHAT DO SNOWMEN EAT FOR LUNCH? Icebergers!
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Post by mnmloveli on Feb 6, 2021 15:23:48 GMT
WHY DID THE FOOTBALL COACH GO TO THE BANK? To get his quarter back. WHAT KIND OF TEA DO FOOTBALL PLAYERS DRINK? Penaltea. WHERE DO FOOTBALL PLAYERS GO WHEN THEY NEED A NEW UNIFORM?
New Jersey.
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Post by mnmloveli on Feb 6, 2021 22:55:17 GMT
WHICH STATE SHOULD THE TAMPA BAY BUCCANEERS MOVE TO? Arrrrrrrrrkansas.
WHY DID CINDERELLA GET KICKED OFF THE FOOTBALL TEAM? Because she kept running away from the ball!
WHY DID THE FOOTBALL QUIT THE TEAM?
It was tired of being kicked around!
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Post by mnmloveli on Feb 7, 2021 16:20:17 GMT
HAPPY SUPER BOWL SUNDAY !!!!!
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Post by mnmloveli on Feb 7, 2021 16:21:48 GMT
WHAT DID THE FOOTBALL COACH SAY TO THE BROKEN CANDY MACHINE? Give me my quarterback!
WHAT DID THE RECEIVER SAY TO THE FOOTBALL? Catch you later.
WHAT HAPPENS TO FOOTBALL PLAYERS WHO GO BLIND? They become referees !
WHICH FOOTBALL GAME DO CATS LIKE TO WATCH? The goldfish bowl !
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Post by mnmloveli on Feb 8, 2021 14:15:41 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on Feb 8, 2021 22:25:20 GMT
WHAT KIND OF DOG KEEPS THE BEST TIME? A watchdog !
WHAT DID ONE MAGNET SAY TO THE OTHER MAGNET ON VALENTINE’S DAY? I find you very attractive !
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Post by mnmloveli on Feb 9, 2021 15:31:31 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on Feb 9, 2021 17:56:58 GMT
WHAT DID THE CHEF GIVE TO HIS WIFE ON VALENTINE’S DAY? A hug and a quiche.
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Post by mnmloveli on Feb 10, 2021 15:02:12 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on Feb 10, 2021 23:39:14 GMT
WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU KISS A DRAGON ON VALENTINE’S DAY? Third degree burns on your lips.
WHY IS LETTUCE THE MOST LOVING VEGETABLE? Because its got heart.
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Post by mnmloveli on Feb 11, 2021 15:24:03 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on Feb 12, 2021 1:18:27 GMT
HOW DID THE PHONE PROPOSE TO HIS GIRLFRIEND? He gave her a ring.
WHAT DID THE OCTOPUS SAY TO HIS VALENTINE? I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand.
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