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Post by Deleted on Jun 9, 2021 22:23:45 GMT
Eating most meals without spilling something on my chest. My boobs are a soup and noodle catcher at this point. Same 🤣😂🤣😂 oh and chips
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Post by **GypsyGirl** on Jun 9, 2021 22:24:17 GMT
I cannot make pancakes from scratch, no matter what I've tried. I use It (thanks to the peas) because it works, but even with a second rinse my clothing still smells like it 🤮 Why do they have to make it stink to high heaven? I use Biz powder. Tried OxyClean once but Biz works better for me. Bonus is no smell left behind.
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sassyangel
Drama Llama
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Jun 26, 2014 23:58:32 GMT
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Post by sassyangel on Jun 9, 2021 22:24:26 GMT
Lol! I currently am wearing a white tank top with a small bright orange stain on the chest, where an orange tic tac fell out of my mouth when I laughed, earlier. 😂😂😂
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Post by refugeepea on Jun 9, 2021 22:25:17 GMT
Bwahahahaha! I immediately thought, when reading the OP, “eating anything (especially oily/staining foods) without spilling on my chest, especially when wearing a white t-shirt.” I have given up on wearing white. I'm basically Mr. Rogers when I come home. Put on a black t-shirt from the pack I bought and my old pajama bottoms. Then I don't feel bad about spills.
As I've got older, I seem incapable of opening packages neatly. They frequently get stored in another container because I ripped too far. Forget about pulling or tearing along the line for mail items that come to my house. I must use scissors.
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Post by Delta Dawn on Jun 9, 2021 22:30:16 GMT
Potty train a human or a dog. Not good at either thing.
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Post by Zee on Jun 9, 2021 22:32:18 GMT
Potty train a human or a dog. Not good at either thing. Don't give up! My dog was a nightmare to train but once she got it, she's been perfect ever since. Have you read the puppy training book by the Monks of New Skete? It really helped me try a different approach and get into a different mindset about the problem.
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Post by magellen on Jun 9, 2021 22:34:27 GMT
Adulting?
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Post by Delta Dawn on Jun 9, 2021 22:37:38 GMT
Potty train a human or a dog. Not good at either thing. Don't give up! My dog was a nightmare to train but once she got it, she's been perfect ever since. Have you read the puppy training book by the Monks of New Skete? It really helped me try a different approach and get into a different mindset about the problem. I will look for it on audible. I am losing my mind. I let him out of the crate today, got my water glass to go upstairs and he peed on the carpet. Right in front of me. I didn’t have time to get him outside.
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Post by gramasue on Jun 9, 2021 22:40:31 GMT
I am incapable of raising my left eyebrow. I can raise the right one; I can raise both at once, but I simply cannot raise just my left one.
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Post by Restless Spirit on Jun 9, 2021 22:56:01 GMT
Eating most meals without spilling something on my chest. And I’m totally incapable of totally removing the stain the food leaves on any color of clothing it is spilled on. There’s always a shadow of a stain. Always. I drive myself crazy.
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scrappinwithoutpeas
Pearl Clutcher
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Location: Northern Virginia
Aug 7, 2014 22:09:44 GMT
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Post by scrappinwithoutpeas on Jun 9, 2021 23:26:26 GMT
Putting cream in my coffee and stirring it without dribbling it all over the countertop. Setting the coffemaker at night without getting coffee grounds all over the counter. Cannot raise only one eyebrow - I've always wanted to be able to do it and just end up making a silly face when I try. I can only raise both or neither. Cannot whistle at all since wearing braces as a middle-schooler (and no, I will not share how long ago that was, LOL).
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Post by 950nancy on Jun 9, 2021 23:34:41 GMT
Hearing a double entendre and not going with the wrong meaning. I have the maturity level of a 14 year old boy. Thankfully I usually have a filter.
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Post by 950nancy on Jun 9, 2021 23:36:12 GMT
Don't give up! My dog was a nightmare to train but once she got it, she's been perfect ever since. Have you read the puppy training book by the Monks of New Skete? It really helped me try a different approach and get into a different mindset about the problem. I will look for it on audible. I am losing my mind. I let him out of the crate today, got my water glass to go upstairs and he peed on the carpet. Right in front of me. I didn’t have time to get him outside. Have you tried potty bells? I have a super smart breed, but I don't think their brain actually works until they turn two.
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inkedup
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Jun 26, 2014 5:00:26 GMT
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Post by inkedup on Jun 9, 2021 23:43:15 GMT
Eating most meals without spilling something on my chest. I bought an adorable white eyelet top. I managed to get coffee on it within seconds of coming downstairs. You'd think I'd know I'm not a white eyelet person by this point in my life.
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Post by Delta Dawn on Jun 9, 2021 23:47:53 GMT
I will look for it on audible. I am losing my mind. I let him out of the crate today, got my water glass to go upstairs and he peed on the carpet. Right in front of me. I didn’t have time to get him outside. Have you tried potty bells? I have a super smart breed, but I don't think their brain actually works until they turn two. He is only 18 mos and so far all we get is a look to go outside. I will try bells but I won’t hear him if I am downstairs (moot point because he is always at my side. Always. )
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Post by Ryann on Jun 9, 2021 23:48:42 GMT
Telling left from right without holding up my thumbs and pointer fingers to see which one makes the letter L. I'd never heard of that trick - thank you!!
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Post by delila on Jun 10, 2021 0:40:33 GMT
Doing basic math that most children learn in early grade school.
I have always struggled with math but after having thousands upon thousands of seizures & having a lobectomy I have even worse math skills than before. I truly have no math skills at all. I own it, admit it & have embraced it.
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Post by kamper on Jun 10, 2021 0:51:47 GMT
Baking. I can't bake to save my life. My mother was a talented baker, I did not inherit that gene. Along the same lines...growing vegetables. My mother is a serious plant killer. I think I did inherit that gene.
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Post by ScrapbookMyLife on Jun 10, 2021 0:55:18 GMT
Lighting a match.
It scares me to even try. I am afraid I will burn myself. I can use a lighter, but I really don't like using that either.
My preference is the longer size fire lighter thing, with a switch to click to activate the fire.
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Post by papersilly on Jun 10, 2021 0:56:49 GMT
Whistle. Not the kind where you whistle a tune. Nope. I can't whistle for a dog to come or to hail a cab. I can't do that celebration whistle. I've tried and I just can't do it. I sound like a balloon in distress.
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Post by freecharlie on Jun 10, 2021 1:05:21 GMT
Winking with my left eye
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Post by peasapie on Jun 10, 2021 1:11:09 GMT
I can't eat without using a napkin. And I mean USING it.
My husband is such a neat eater he seldom uses his. So I use his and mine, both, as I slop pasta into my pie hole.
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AmeliaBloomer
Drama Llama
Posts: 6,842
Location: USA
Jun 26, 2014 5:01:45 GMT
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Post by AmeliaBloomer on Jun 10, 2021 1:25:51 GMT
Viewing my location in my head as facing north, like a map. In my world, I’m always facing south. It’s still right; it’s just not map right. (F’r’instance, Lake Michigan is always on my left and California on my right.
Oh, and snapping my left hand.
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Post by snowsilver on Jun 10, 2021 1:35:38 GMT
Tying a decent bow. I don't' care how many times I'm shown, mine still are wrong.
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Post by chaosisapony on Jun 10, 2021 1:40:50 GMT
Folding a fitted sheet. I have watched Youtube videos. I have had my mother instruct me by folding while she stands next to me and tells me what to do. The second I am faced with a sheet out of the dryer I just can't figure it out.
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SabrinaP
Pearl Clutcher
Busy Teacher Pea
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Location: Dallas Texas
Jun 26, 2014 12:16:22 GMT
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Post by SabrinaP on Jun 10, 2021 1:54:13 GMT
Calling and making any kind of appointment. I mean I can but I have to work myself up to it!
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christinec68
Drama Llama
Posts: 5,116
Location: New York, NY
Jun 26, 2014 18:02:19 GMT
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Post by christinec68 on Jun 10, 2021 2:00:12 GMT
Washing dishes without getting water all over the floor, the counter, etc.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 10, 2021 2:12:21 GMT
Baking a cheesecake. I can do the no bake ones easily but the ones you bake? Nope. I fail at spring form pans. Plus people seem to have these ovens that actually bake them all the way. Mine are never set in the middle. I gave up.
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Post by scrapmaven on Jun 10, 2021 2:14:06 GMT
Cleaning a mirror or window. I do a horrible job on it and leave streaks or marks every time.
Also, I will burn popcorn no matter which way I make it. I can't microwave it w/o disaster.
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Post by Judie in Oz on Jun 10, 2021 2:17:48 GMT
Cooking a steak. Mine always turns out like old boot leather. I can cook anything else, just not steak. I get DH to cook it on the BBQ even in the middle of winter.
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