Things that aren't illegal but should be! Fluff.

Yep! We call them banana hammocks. 😂😂

Wearing clothes that look like pajamas in public.

We never get fun flavours like you guys do. I bet I'd love this one.

Some of us have claustrophobia and standing can help ease it.

Along those lines, taking your sweet time to get out of your row on the plane is the worst. I can understand if you have a valid reason (small children/limited mobility/etc), but some people like to be slow to be a pain to everyone else unfortunate enough to be in the rows behind them.

Being rude or impatient to elderly people and people working service industry jobs.

I'm with you on the men in lycra but ...  I have seen plenty of women so dressed and it is obvious they haven't looked in the mirror on the way out the door!

After all, we’re not barbarians.

I am strongly in favor of a legally mandated “square inches of skin per square inches of fabric ratio.” I don’t want to see your big fat @$$ oozing out of a pair of short shorts or your fella’s gut in a tight t-shirt. We see a lot of potential violations in Florida. 

Driving with your dog on your lap. I checked Google to be sure. It's only illegal in Hawaii and New Jersey.

If it's not safe to drive with a baby on your lap, it's certainly not safe to drive with a dog on your lap.

I see that too - often it’s not a good look but it’s not as visually disturbing as men all but showing me the details of their package 🥴

Music being played at a wedding/dance, etc. so loudly that you can't talk to one another without yelling.

Just leaving your shopping cart in the middle of the parking lot instead of putting it back into the cart enclosure.

Man buns. Sorry if this offends anyone, but I think they are simply ridiculous looking and should be outlawed.

Walking in public with your damn face in your phone!  

I was walking to a stairwell in a doctors office this morning and this woman was just standing at the top of the stairs staring at her phone.  I was the only one who was coming up to the stairs but she was blocking the entire stairwell so I said, rather loudly, " Excuse me".  She jumped and apologized.  I wanted to say that maybe she should have stayed in her car to read her phone.

The same thing at the gym.  People sit on the machines, benches, etc. just reading their damn phone.  I do my entire workout (1 hour) and a lot of times, they are still sitting at the same machine.  Imagine how much you can get done if you would get your damn face out of your phone.

It should be illegal because it is dangerous.  If someone is walking across the street with their face in their phone, I yell "Look up". 

My late MIL was the worst. She'd get all her stuff through, then dig for her checkbook!

Publisher's Clearing House sales of magazines and garbage to the elderly. Someone I know found out their 90+ year old mother was spending hundreds of dollars on junk through them every month.

We're gonna need more prisons!

Not returning your cart/buggy to the corral or the store.

Not using your blinkers.

I realized after I posted, that it is likely illegal in most places, but I don't know anyone that has actually been pulled over for not using their blinker.