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I’ve got a similar story.  I was visiting my younger sister and her 3 children.  We were all sitting in the dining room about to eat dinner.  My sister was still in the kitchen filling up an ice water pitcher. We were celebrating something, but I can’t recall what, so there were balloons all over the living room right next to us.  

My older niece ran over and picked up two small balloons from the living room and tucked them under her shirt.  The boys, not to be left out, did the same.  My youngest niece, who had been in the bathroom washing her hands, missed the kids all stuffing their shirts.  She came in the room and climbed up to the table and the kids all sat quietly as if everything was normal.  She looked at her sister and asked what she had in her shirt.  I held my breath to see how she would answer. She just said, “balloons.”  

So my little niece jumped down from her chair and went around the table, patting everyone on the chest and saying in her cute little mispronounced way, “baddoons, baddoons, baddoons” as she made her way around the table.  When she got to me, she did the same thing, only mine obviously didn’t feel the same as the kids’ baddoons.  

Thankfully before she got the chance to comment on my baddoons, my sister came around the corner with the ice water.  I have to add here that my sister has HUGE breasts.  HUGE.  Making my DDs look small in comparison.  And when her daughter looked up as she came into the room, she looked at her mother as if she had never noticed her mother’s chest before.  She said very enthusiastically, “BAAAADDOOONNNS!” and the whole table lost it.  My sister had no idea what was going on, which made it even more funny.