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Post by cahwoo on Mar 19, 2015 19:35:51 GMT
thanks Mergeleft that's the one
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Post by wandawoman on Mar 19, 2015 19:36:02 GMT
All it took was one word of your title and that silly song was off and running in my head. Now I'll have to find something to replace it, and it won't be "Boom, Boom". You folks really can mess up a good day!
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Post by KikiPea on Mar 19, 2015 19:38:01 GMT
I remember this one from Sunday School:
I am a C
I am a C-H
I am a C-H-R-I-S-T-I-A-N
and I have C-H-R-I-S-T
in my H-E-A-R-T
and I will L-I-V-E live for H-I-M
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Post by monklady123 on Mar 19, 2015 19:43:35 GMT
Oh great, why did I have to read this?!?! John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt, his name is my name too Whenever we go out the people always shout John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt Fa la la la la la la Great, just great.  |
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Post by gonewalkabout on Mar 19, 2015 19:50:56 GMT
Aww crap. Thanks. I really appreciate it. I have the tune but I didn't grow up with the song so I don't know the words and now I'll never be able to end it!  |
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Post by gonewalkabout on Mar 19, 2015 19:52:40 GMT
Oh great, why did I have to read this?!?! John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt, his name is my name too Whenever we go out the people always shout John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt Fa la la la la la la Great, just great. Ahh... Correction on my last post. Whomever posted this is mean too! |
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Post by littlemama on Mar 19, 2015 20:26:17 GMT
Ha Ha I'll change that. Narwhal Narwhal swimming in the ocean
I shouldnt even say this, but in my head that is "Narwhal Narwhal, Mother f'ing Narwhal". It's been a great source of laughter in my house this week. |
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Post by littlemama on Mar 19, 2015 20:30:08 GMT
This is the song that never ends
It goes on and on my friend
Some people started singing it not knowing what it was
Something something something because (return to the top)
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Post by crimsoncat05 on Mar 19, 2015 20:33:52 GMT
B, I, N-G-O. B, I, N-G-O. B, I, N-G-O. Bingo was his name-o. I loved the song "There's a Hole in the Bucket!!" when I was in elementary school!  thank you!! for bringing that one back to my memory, and also On Top of Spaghetti!! (some of the others on this thread, notsomuch-- lol!) |
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Post by anonrefugee on Mar 19, 2015 22:01:50 GMT
Noooooo not BINGO!!!
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Post by gmcwife1 on Mar 19, 2015 22:25:59 GMT
Ugh this thread needs to get off the front page  |
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Post by lesley on Mar 19, 2015 22:49:30 GMT
It's a small world after all
It's a small world after all
It's a small world after all
It's a small, small world...
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Post by crimsoncat05 on Mar 19, 2015 23:05:59 GMT
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Post by rumplesnat on Mar 19, 2015 23:34:31 GMT
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Post by jumperhop on Mar 19, 2015 23:38:08 GMT
Curse you.
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Post by KikiPea on Mar 20, 2015 0:06:16 GMT
There was an old man
Named Michael Finnegan
He had whiskers
On his chin-ne-gan
The wind blew them off
And blew them on again
Poor old Michael Finnegan, Begin Again
There was an old man
Named Michael Finnegan
He went fishing
With a pinnegan
Sat all day
Reeled it in again
Poor old Michael Finnegan, Begin Again
There was an old man
Named Michael Finnegan
He looked up and saw those twins again
He turned 'round
And there they were again
Poor old Michael Finnegan, Begin Again
There was an old man
Named Michael Finnegan
Ate his dinner
From a tin again
Was so good
He ate some more again
Poor old Michael Finnegan, Begin Again
There was an old man
Named Michael Finnegan
He grew fat
Wanted to be thin again
Went on a diet
And got thin again
Poor old Michael Finnegan, Begin Again
There was an old man
Named Michael Finnegan
He was so clumsy
Banged his shin again
He shouted loud
Oh what a din again!
Poor old Michael Finnegan, Begin Again
There was an old man
Named Michael Finnegan
Heard this song
And began to sing again
Hurt my ears
So don't begin again
And that's the end of
Michael Finnegan!
And that's the end of
Michael Finnegan!
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Post by KikiPea on Mar 20, 2015 0:07:32 GMT
There was an old lady who swallowed a fly
I don't know why she swallowed a fly - perhaps she'll die!
There was an old lady who swallowed a spider,
That wriggled and wiggled and tiggled inside her;
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly;
I don't know why she swallowed a fly - Perhaps she'll die!
There was an old lady who swallowed a bird;
How absurd to swallow a bird.
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly;
I don't know why she swallowed a fly - Perhaps she'll die!
There was an old lady who swallowed a cat;
Fancy that to swallow a cat!
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly;
I don't know why she swallowed a fly - Perhaps she'll die!
There was an old lady that swallowed a dog;
What a hog, to swallow a dog;
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat,
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly;
I don't know why she swallowed a fly - Perhaps she'll die!
There was an old lady who swallowed a cow,
I don't know how she swallowed a cow;
She swallowed the cow to catch the dog,
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat,
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly;
I don't know why she swallowed a fly - Perhaps she'll die!
There was an old lady who swallowed a horse...
She's dead, of course!
My daycare kids loved both of these songs!
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Post by melanell on Mar 20, 2015 0:42:21 GMT
Well now I do have "John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt" stuck in my head, of course!  But if you want another crazy one, a few weeks ago my son was reading something to me about birds of paradise and I sang "May the Bird of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose" for days & days. |
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Post by BuckeyeSandy on Mar 20, 2015 0:46:42 GMT
stuck in my head??? Did I make you sing it with me?  Bwahhahhahhahaha What song do YOU have stuck in your head...if it's not now "John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt"? Why did I read the title of this thread??? Now i do too! It's KikiPea's fault! She uses "uncrustables" too  BTW, the other songs did not stick  |
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Post by anxiousmom on Mar 20, 2015 0:50:23 GMT
Hahaha. Welcome to my world! My 2nd graders are doing a concert of silly songs and jokes for April Fool's Day, so I have the following on continuous play in my head: Boom Boom Ain't It Great to be Crazy? Be Kind to Your Web-Footed Friends On Top of Spaghetti I'm an Acorn Down By the Bay There's a Hole in the Bucket Do Your Ears Hang Low? Just another day in the life of your elementary school music teacher! LOL I can't even get rid of them during spring break! So. Coincidentally, I was reading something recently that said that there is a theory that the original version of "Do Your Ears Hang Low" was a solider's marching song from WWI that was actually (and you see where this is going, right?) "Do Your Balls Hang Low." Not sure how true that is, but my boy thought it hysterical. And with that, I will raise you all with "Little Bunny Foo-Foo." |
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Post by KikiPea on Mar 20, 2015 0:50:34 GMT
stuck in my head??? Did I make you sing it with me? Bwahhahhahhahaha What song do YOU have stuck in your head...if it's not now "John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt"? Why did I read the title of this thread??? Now i do too! It's KikiPea's fault! She uses "uncrustables" too BTW, the other songs did not stick LOL Actually, I don't, but I have had one before. Now, I DO foot flush.  |
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Post by KikiPea on Mar 20, 2015 0:57:12 GMT
"All About That Bass"
Because you know I'm all about that bass
'Bout that bass, no treble
I'm all about that bass
'Bout that bass, no treble
I'm all about that bass
'Bout that bass, no treble
I'm all about that bass
'Bout that bass... bass... bass... bass
Yeah, it's pretty clear, I ain't no size two
But I can shake it, shake it, like I'm supposed to do
'Cause I got that boom boom that all the boys chase
And all the right junk in all the right places
I see the magazine workin' that Photoshop
We know that shit ain't real, come on now, make it stop
If you got beauty, beauty, just raise 'em up
'Cause every inch of you is perfect from the bottom to the top
Yeah, my mama she told me "don't worry about your size"
(Shoo wop wop, sha-ooh wop wop)
She says, "Boys like a little more booty to hold at night"
(That booty, uh, that booty booty)
You know I won't be no stick figure silicone Barbie doll
So if that what you're into, then go 'head and move along
Because you know I'm all about that bass
'Bout that bass, no treble
I'm all about that bass
'Bout that bass, no treble
I'm all about that bass
'Bout that bass, no treble
I'm all about that bass
'Bout that bass... Hey!
I'm bringing booty back
Go 'head and tell them skinny bitches that
No, I'm just playing, I know you think you're fat
But I'm here to tell you...
Every inch of you is perfect from the bottom to the top
Yeah my mama she told me, "don't worry about your size"
(Shoo wop wop, sha-ooh wop wop)
She says, "Boys like a little more booty to hold at night"
(That booty booty, uh, that booty booty)
You know I won't be no stick figure, silicone Barbie doll
So if that's what you're into, then go 'head and move along
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Post by conchita on Mar 20, 2015 1:12:14 GMT
I'm writing this out of extreme necessity and with my fingers in my ears humming, "La la la, I can't hear you"! Unfortunately KikiPea you will be the first pea I have ever put on ignore. You had it coming.  I will miss you.  |
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Post by KikiPea on Mar 20, 2015 1:14:47 GMT
I'm writing this out of extreme necessity and with my fingers in my ears humming, "La la la, I can't hear you"! Unfortunately KikiPea you will be the first pea I have ever put on ignore. You had it coming. I will miss you.   Awwwwwwww, please don't!!! I'll never do it again...PROMISE!  |
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Post by Merge on Mar 20, 2015 1:19:26 GMT
Hahaha. Welcome to my world! My 2nd graders are doing a concert of silly songs and jokes for April Fool's Day, so I have the following on continuous play in my head: Boom Boom Ain't It Great to be Crazy? Be Kind to Your Web-Footed Friends On Top of Spaghetti I'm an Acorn Down By the Bay There's a Hole in the Bucket Do Your Ears Hang Low? Just another day in the life of your elementary school music teacher! LOL I can't even get rid of them during spring break! So. Coincidentally, I was reading something recently that said that there is a theory that the original version of "Do Your Ears Hang Low" was a solider's marching song from WWI that was actually (and you see where this is going, right?) "Do Your Balls Hang Low." Not sure how true that is, but my boy thought it hysterical. And with that, I will raise you all with "Little Bunny Foo-Foo." I think I won't share that version with my 2nd graders. But I do have this: Attachments:
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Post by conchita on Mar 20, 2015 2:05:48 GMT
I'm writing this out of extreme necessity and with my fingers in my ears humming, "La la la, I can't hear you"! Unfortunately KikiPea you will be the first pea I have ever put on ignore. You had it coming. I will miss you. Awwwwwwww, please don't!!! I'll never do it again...PROMISE! I can't quit you Kiki! What, I lasted maybe an hour?  |
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Post by KikiPea on Mar 20, 2015 2:07:27 GMT
I can't quit you Kiki! What, I lasted maybe an hour? Awwwwwwww YAY!!!  |
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Post by laureljean on Mar 20, 2015 2:43:10 GMT
It wasn't before, but now it is.
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Post by crimsoncat05 on Mar 20, 2015 4:50:20 GMT
thank you for putting the words to All About That Bass in this thread, because whenever I hear it on the radio I wonder what the heck the words are, but I really wasn't interested enough to look it up myself, lol!
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Awwwwwwww, please don't!!! I'll never do it again...PROMISE! 
