First world problems March 28th - add yours!

Well, if it were me, I'd lock the doors, turn on a good movie, smoke a doobie and then eat the entire thing in one long sitting.

I'm hungry but I'm too lazy to cook something to eat. I'm also too lazy to drive the .5 of a mile to the store to buy something to eat. I've been sitting on the computer for 39 minutes thinking about how hungry I am.

I have barely moved from the couch all day and it's almost 5 pm here. I did clean up the kitchen, but never made it to that front closet. I'll put on some coffee, and you bring the cheesecake. We'll all sit around the table Golden Girls style and chat.

I didn't get any dipping sauce with my McDonald's Chicken Select Tenders in the drive-thru.

I want to join Angie's list and keep getting a bad gateway error. Ugh!

I once again have misplaced DH's 1099-R. This has happened every single year (10) since he retired from Active Duty. Apparently I need a new system.

I was too but I finally worked up enough energy to make some toast.


Adding my problem, even though my house is a toasty 71, my feet are freezing.  I have on wool socks and insulated slippers but they are like ice.  I am considering going to bed and turning on the heated mattress pad just to get them warm.  Nobody knows the troubles I've seen, nobody knows my sorrow.

I can't tell if my first batch of kombucha is done and my dog loves me too much.

Joylynroundthebnd, just go to mypay and print his 1099-R, they are always there.

cadoodlebug. Mmmm, my first world problem is I'm reading about your cheesecake online and you are most likely 1000 miles away!!! Enjoy it!

I am feeling a bit guilty that my daughter' tuition could help my cousin. I keep reminding myself that she has been help through multiple failures and she seems never to learn from them.

Walking to my car the other day I fell after several days of no sleep. Hand is still black and blue, swollen, can't write and hurts like a SOB. I got x-rays done and they show nothing is broken. Dr. on call thinks there may be fractures that the x-ray didn't show and go get a CT scan STAT. 

This is a first world problem as a) I have a doctor, b) I have a car, c) I went to the ER and got free medical treatment including seeing a very handsome, young Aussie ER doctor named "Gavin" as he introduced and wished to be called, and d) need to go back for an expensive but free CT scan to rule out broken fingers. 

(You didn't ask if I felt like an idiot falling in a parking lot...that would be 1+)

Our neighbors pray for us.
I wish they would stop before they pray us to death.


Every time they pray for us , things get worse.

Daughter had a rash, they prayed for her to get better she got a whole lot worse with the rash covering her entire body.

They blessed the car I just bought and as soon as they did the check engine light came on.

The list is long. We are avoiding them right now because we have coughs ( from getting over our colds) Husband is afraid that if they pray for us , he will develop some rare lung disease.

actually a long running first world problem has just resolved itself. DD, age 12, is teeny tiny. She wears a size 8 in jeans, and until recently a size 2 in kids' shoes - which translates to a size 3.5-4 in women's - which does not exist. She does not like sparkles, or pink, or busy patterns, which has made finding shoes for her very difficult. Latest growth spurt she is now in a 3.5-4 in kids' shoes, which is a 5-5.5 in women's shoes - hard to find, but it exists. We bought her first pair of shoes from the women's department yesterday cork wedge sole, tan clothe uppers - no sparkles, no shine. She is a very happy girl.