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Post by moveablefeast on May 12, 2015 22:36:29 GMT
] What do you do to calm down the stress? I have sex. Lots and lots of sex. You'll never hear me say "Not tonight dear, I need to color." Poor Pea husbands. It's always something. But when you are this awesome, you can work full time, keep a pristine house, exercise two hours a day, color an enviable page with seven kinds of markers, and put out at every opportunity. Me and my many talents, don'tcha know. When you are this damn cool, there's no stress to be had.
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Post by jumperhop on May 12, 2015 22:39:06 GMT
No Bon bons?
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Post by Tamhugh on May 12, 2015 22:49:14 GMT
] What do you do to calm down the stress? I have sex. Lots and lots of sex. You'll never hear me say "Not tonight dear, I need to color." Poor Pea husbands. It's always something. If you were really having lots of sex, you wouldn't be crabby about other people's hobbies. Lots of sex should make you happy, not crabby.
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Post by hop2 on May 12, 2015 22:56:30 GMT
LOL, Yubon if you were having that much sex, you wouldn't be on here! If she were having that much good sex she wouldn't give a damn who was coloring and who was not.
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Post by elaine on May 12, 2015 23:06:23 GMT
] What do you do to calm down the stress? I have sex. Lots and lots of sex. You'll never hear me say "Not tonight dear, I need to color." Poor Pea husbands. It's always something. Yeah, and I am pregnant with Prince Harry's illegitimate love child...
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Post by anxiousmom on May 12, 2015 23:32:17 GMT
I don't color, I play with needles and thread and fabric. Sometimes I try my hand at embroidery on unusual surfaces. It makes me happy.
So does baking. And cooking.
I am not working. I wish I was, but I am not.
No husband, so worries about the lack of attention there.
I guess that means I could color if I wanted to. My kids are old, but I bet I could find some crayons somewhere.
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Post by BarbaraUK on May 12, 2015 23:33:24 GMT
I have sex. Lots and lots of sex. You'll never hear me say "Not tonight dear, I need to color." Poor Pea husbands. It's always something. Yeah, and I am pregnant with Prince Harry's illegitimate love child... Now that is going to come up in every search about Prince Harry and start another untrue rumour!
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Post by AussieMeg on May 12, 2015 23:35:07 GMT
I have sex. Lots and lots of sex. You'll never hear me say "Not tonight dear, I need to color." Poor Pea husbands. It's always something.
I know you like trying to be a bitch, but sometimes your posts are very funny and make me LOL.
And this made me LOL too:
Good for you. I thought you were a cat lady.
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Post by elaine on May 13, 2015 0:07:13 GMT
Yeah, and I am pregnant with Prince Harry's illegitimate love child... Now that is going to come up in every search about Prince Harry and start another untrue rumour! Well, he actually asked me, while we were snuggling, to post something here because he was tired of Yubon's threads and posts about him and his family coming up during internet searches. He even suggested sending her a coloring book and pens in hopes that she'd find a new more productive interest.
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Post by anxiousmom on May 13, 2015 0:14:53 GMT
I thought this would be a good place to add that I have a completely inappropriate old lady crush on Prince Harry.
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Post by Yubon Peatlejuice on May 13, 2015 0:18:44 GMT
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Post by AussieMeg on May 13, 2015 0:21:00 GMT
I thought this would be a good place to add that I have a completely inappropriate old lady crush on Prince Harry. Yes it's as good a place as any. He's just spent some time here in Australia but sadly he didn't pop over for a visit. He's in New Zealand now, rubbing noses with the locals. There were pics in the paper on Sunday and I was thinking "Why couldn't that be me?"
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Post by scrapsotime on May 13, 2015 0:25:36 GMT
I have crayons, colored pencils and markers. I want to print those out and go all Andy Warhol on them.
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Post by Deleted on May 13, 2015 0:30:04 GMT
I have sex. Lots and lots of sex. You'll never hear me say "Not tonight dear, I need to color." Poor Pea husbands. It's always something. Yeah, and I am pregnant with Prince Harry's illegitimate love child... That was quick he only told the rest of the world yesterday that he wanted to settle down and have a family of his own!!
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Post by Deleted on May 13, 2015 0:34:50 GMT
I thought this would be a good place to add that I have a completely inappropriate old lady crush on Prince Harry. Yes it's as good a place as any. He's just spent some time here in Australia but sadly he didn't pop over for a visit. He's in New Zealand now, rubbing noses with the locals. There were pics in the paper on Sunday and I was thinking "Why couldn't that be me?" He had a proposal of marriage while he was in Australia and he kissed her!! Bet she hasn't washed her face since
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Post by alittleintrepid on May 13, 2015 1:06:40 GMT
I have sex. Lots and lots of sex. You'll never hear me say "Not tonight dear, I need to color." Poor Pea husbands. It's always something.
I know you like trying to be a bitch, but sometimes your posts are very funny and make me LOL. I completely agree. I love you just the way you are, Yubon Peatlejuice!
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Post by FurryP on May 13, 2015 1:27:57 GMT
That really did make me laugh out loud. Me, too.....
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Post by Deleted on May 13, 2015 1:31:51 GMT
I will be colouring starting on June 9th. Until then I will live vicariously through the colouring Peas for now. I only work part time so I would have plenty of time to colour, work and take care of Mom.
Going to look for markers now.
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Post by Woobster on May 13, 2015 1:36:00 GMT
I work full time, go to school full time, have no children, and actually DID color today.
I've been a colored since I was a kid, so there's no "craze" for me.
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Post by 950nancy on May 13, 2015 2:07:01 GMT
I think people should get to do anything they want on their down time. I am a teacher and had more time with my kids in the summer. I also had more time to get all of my chores done during the day. If people want to color (not me!) they should go for it. Life is too short to be stuck doing things you don't want to do ALL of the time. No guilt.
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Post by 950nancy on May 13, 2015 2:08:28 GMT
I work a full time job, take care of my MIL with dementia, have a husband, son and a home and still mange to color occasionally just like I would do any other hobby. However, I am not dexterous enough to f**k and color at the same time. I will have to work on those skills I guess. This wins! Couldn't you just get markers and color your partner whilst doing the deed?
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Post by crazy4scraps on May 13, 2015 3:07:02 GMT
Couldn't you just get markers and color your partner whilst doing the deed? Isn't that what bath crayons and paints are for?
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Post by moveablefeast on May 13, 2015 3:12:13 GMT
This wins! Couldn't you just get markers and color your partner whilst doing the deed? I actually think they make crayons just for this. I googled it. Apparently they are called Play Pens and you can get them at Spencer's.
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Post by epeanymous on May 13, 2015 3:25:19 GMT
I have sex. Lots and lots of sex. You'll never hear me say "Not tonight dear, I need to color." Poor Pea husbands. It's always something. Yeah, and I am pregnant with Prince Harry's illegitimate love child... All I care about is what you are going to name the baby.
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Post by seaexplore on May 13, 2015 3:38:23 GMT
I teach junior high math and science. My DH is a SAHD to our 3.5 year old. He doesn't color but I do! Lol. My DD and I color together sometimes. I also like to color with my kids at school. It's a good brain relaxer!
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Post by lesserknownpea on May 13, 2015 7:40:14 GMT
] What do you do to calm down the stress? I have sex. Lots and lots of sex. You'll never hear me say "Not tonight dear, I need to color." Poor Pea husbands. It's always something. I was married to a sex addict for 34 years. Pretty sure I made my lifetime quota. I haven't taken up coloring, but it DOES sound relaxing.
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Post by megsnz on May 13, 2015 8:35:41 GMT
And I'll just take this moment to add that I am in NZ and did actually did get to 'meet' (briefly) Prince Harry yesterday That's all!
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Post by anxiousmom on May 13, 2015 10:46:59 GMT
And I'll just take this moment to add that I am in NZ and did actually did get to 'meet' (briefly) Prince Harry yesterday That's all! Oh...and now I am so jealous.
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Post by Deleted on May 13, 2015 11:10:05 GMT
Not only that, but I'm teaching children how to color correctly What exactly does that mean? There are "right" and "wrong" ways to color? Geesh... just being a kid was a whole lot easier 50 years ago.
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Post by Mr styler on May 13, 2015 11:10:08 GMT
I only allow myself to color while the washing machine is running in case my husband texts and wa ta to know what I'm doing then I can say I'm doing laundry.
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