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Post by SockMonkey on Jul 12, 2014 17:35:30 GMT
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Post by doxielady on Jul 12, 2014 17:40:01 GMT
I would have LOVED to have seen that research grant application!
and I am pretty well covered - between the dogs and DH - I think I won't be having any heart attacks soon.  |
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Post by traceys on Jul 12, 2014 17:41:32 GMT
Wonder if that counts for dog farts?? If so, then I must be the healthiest person on the planet....  |
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Post by honeyb on Jul 12, 2014 17:42:08 GMT
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paget
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Post by paget on Jul 12, 2014 17:42:36 GMT
I wanted to read the story but an ad popped up and froze my computer and I had to reset. Did anyone else have that problem? that's never happened to me before. Anyway, that is hilarious!
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Post by Megan on Jul 12, 2014 17:44:16 GMT
Perfect! I've got a bulldog, so I'm good.
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Post by mellyw on Jul 12, 2014 17:47:45 GMT
Dude, first I want my government money. I'm damn positive I've been conducting that study in my house for the past 20 years. Between my DH & DD, I've been gassed but good. Two, who the freaking f*ck thinks of these things? People with impaired ability from sniffing noxious farts all day?  |
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~Susan~
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You need to check your boobs, mine tried to kill me!!!
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Jul 6, 2014 17:25:32 GMT
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Post by ~Susan~ on Jul 12, 2014 17:52:54 GMT
If that is the case, then I am going to live FOREVER!   |
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scrapaddie
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Post by scrapaddie on Jul 12, 2014 18:22:03 GMT
My boxer is taking GOOD care of me! Lol
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conchita
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Post by conchita on Jul 12, 2014 18:28:17 GMT
I wonder if any candle makers on Etsy can create a fart scented candle? I'd really love to give a few out to my husband, father, brothers, my mom that one time, the person in front of us at the theatre...
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Post by anxiousmom on Jul 12, 2014 18:31:10 GMT
All I am going to say is that I am raising two boys.
OMG.
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ingrid
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Post by ingrid on Jul 12, 2014 18:31:26 GMT
Seriously. The last thing we all need is our husbands gleefully shouting, "Nothing says 'I love you' like a warm, toasty, DUTCH OVEN!" before trapping us in their personal oxygen therapy tent, insisting that they just want us to be healthy. |
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conchita
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Post by conchita on Jul 12, 2014 18:35:21 GMT
Seriously. The last thing we all need is our husbands gleefully shouting, "Nothing says 'I love you' like a warm, toasty, DUTCH OVEN!" before trapping us in their personal oxygen therapy tent, insisting that they just want us to be healthy. My husband did that to me ONE time. He is still alive and shares his tale of survival with our sons.  |
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Post by maryland on Jul 12, 2014 18:53:18 GMT
Don't tell my daughters! And if burping ever becomes a good thing too, my husband and I will have to move out! Our daughters think its funny to "torture" us!
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Post by maryland on Jul 12, 2014 18:55:43 GMT
Oh no! But its not my husband I am worried about, it's my 3 daughters and female dog! |
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Post by njinkerbelle on Jul 12, 2014 19:27:26 GMT
Seriously? My DH could help the multitude.
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Post by Sam on Jul 12, 2014 19:33:12 GMT
In all honesty, I'd rather take my chances with various conditions than sit and sniff the farts produced by my OH and cat. that would be like a living hell anyway.  |
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Post by Yoki on Jul 12, 2014 21:38:38 GMT
I wonder if any candle makers on Etsy can create a fart scented candle? I'd really love to give a few out to my husband, father, brothers, my mom that one time, the person in front of us at the theatre... I think Yankee Candle tried this. It's called "Man Town".  |
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conchita
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Post by conchita on Jul 13, 2014 0:42:46 GMT
I wonder if any candle makers on Etsy can create a fart scented candle? I'd really love to give a few out to my husband, father, brothers, my mom that one time, the person in front of us at the theatre... I think Yankee Candle tried this. It's called "Man Town".  |
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eastcoastpea
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Post by eastcoastpea on Jul 13, 2014 15:58:34 GMT
I'm going to call my sister right now and tell her to stop buying Beano. Just let it rip sis.
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