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Post by gramasue on Jul 3, 2015 18:38:36 GMT
Lainey, I was already laughing at your OP, but then noticed your signature at the bottom - so now it's even funnier! LOL!
If you ever have to face that delivery guy again, just jokingly say "Well, at least I'm dressed this time!" I'm sure he was as embarrassed as you were.
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Post by scrappinghappy on Jul 3, 2015 18:39:03 GMT
I was breastfeeding my twins when the UPS guy rang the bell. Keeping in mind he only rings when he needs a signature otherwise he just leaves the packages, I put one of the babies down and went to answer the door. The guy kept staring at my baby as I signed for the package and when I gave him back the machine he made a run for it. Went back in, sat down, picked up the other baby and got ready to put her back on the breast. To my HORROR I see my shirt is wide open, bra flap down and big boob hanging out for all to see. I answered the door like that. OMG!?!?! Next time he rang the bell a few days later, he and I were both as red as tomatoes. He was a black guy but he was blushing more than me.
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Post by freecharlie on Jul 3, 2015 18:41:42 GMT
That is all kinds of wrong for this thread! lol OP-I bet he wanted to deliver his own "package." That is a funny story! Glad you got over the embarrassment. I love this place |
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Post by leftturnonly on Jul 3, 2015 18:50:38 GMT
I had a similar shower experience once, and I convinced myself that he didn't see anything.  Me too! Now I wonder how often that happens. |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 3, 2015 18:58:43 GMT
I had a similar shower experience once, and I convinced myself that he didn't see anything. I've actually been outside and popped my head through the window and lets just say I'm convinced he saw something 
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Post by quinmm14 on Jul 3, 2015 19:03:44 GMT
When my dd was around three or so, she answers the phone while I'm in the bathroom. I hear her telling the person on the other end of the line that I'm doing #2. When she brings me the phone, it was my soon to be boss calling to set up an interview. As soon as I hung up, I taught her the word 'unavailable' and this is the word we always use when mommy can't come to the phone.  I did interview, was offered the job and accepted it. |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 3, 2015 20:18:55 GMT
scrapping happy, that is probably the best story. Once dh and I were living in an apartment and it faced the parking lot. It was a hot night so we had the sliding glass door opened and I was watching TV on the sofa. I was just wearing a bra and panties but it was pretty late at night so there wasn't anybody outside or so I thought. Our neighbor taught at the same school I did and she was coming home with a date. They saw me walking around my apartment in nothing but my bra and panties. It made for a good story in the faculty lounge the next week. I just told them that I hoped they enjoyed the show.  |
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Post by Really Red on Jul 3, 2015 20:22:45 GMT
These are all very funny! THank you for the laughter!
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Post by Rainy_Day_Woman on Jul 3, 2015 21:29:12 GMT
I was breastfeeding my twins when the UPS guy rang the bell. Keeping in mind he only rings when he needs a signature otherwise he just leaves the packages, I put one of the babies down and went to answer the door. The guy kept staring at my baby as I signed for the package and when I gave him back the machine he made a run for it. Went back in, sat down, picked up the other baby and got ready to put her back on the breast. To my HORROR I see my shirt is wide open, bra flap down and big boob hanging out for all to see. I answered the door like that. OMG!?!?! Next time he rang the bell a few days later, he and I were both as red as tomatoes. He was a black guy but he was blushing more than me. I did that last week, but it was my husband's friend at the door. I talked to him for like 5 minutes. I didn't notice and he didn't mention it. I am still mortified that I didn't notice but I was exhausted and was holding the baby in the other side and just wasn't paying attention. He's supposed to be coming over tonight. I'm going to put on a shirt this time. |
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Post by jameynz on Jul 3, 2015 22:19:42 GMT
You'd think I know by now, NEVER have a drink in your hand, of any kind when reading these threads.............
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Post by quiltz on Jul 3, 2015 22:35:38 GMT
My embarrassing story is from a few years ago, my first spring in my condo on the 12th floor. I was finished showering and you can see the master bathroom from the window and I forgot that the window washers were coming that day.  I covered up really quickly. Now I make sure I know the dates of when the window washers come. |
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Post by corinne11 on Jul 4, 2015 4:53:58 GMT
When my kids were little I heard the doorbell and then my kids opening the door and talking as I was just shutting off the shower... I had to grab a towel and run to the door, dripping, sopping wet because my kids had opened the door to god knows who. You can bet that afternoon I had locks installed at the tops of the doors where they couldn't reach! Your story reminds me of the time my younger brother, maybe 7 or 8? brought several of the neighbourhood kids INTO the bathroom where my mum was lying in the bathtub relaxing! For a women with 4 kids this was a very rare occurrence indeed. She scrambled to grab a facecloth as the little boys just stood there waiting while my brother asked if they could go to the park to play!!
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Post by femalebusiness on Jul 4, 2015 5:32:06 GMT
When my daughter was two it was middle of summer and I was in a bikini talking to a male neighbor on my front lawn. I was holding my daughter on my hip. She stuck her little foot in the top of my bikini bottoms and stretched her leg and my bottoms went half way to my knees. I dropped the kid, pulled up my pants, got the hell out of there and didn't talk to the neighbor again for years.
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Post by ScrapsontheRocks on Jul 4, 2015 7:53:05 GMT
Our lovable but essentially disgusting moist-faced bulldog (yes I put that description in for the Peas ) loved putting his head on our laps. I went out to the pedestrian gate to answer the bell immediately after he had pulled this stunt. I am sure the immaculately dressed neighbour thought I had peed my pants. Which is a near thing now- I couldn't resist this thread. |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 4, 2015 9:03:26 GMT
When my daughter was two it was middle of summer and I was in a bikini talking to a male neighbor on my front lawn. I was holding my daughter on my hip. She stuck her little foot in the top of my bikini bottoms and stretched her leg and my bottoms went half way to my knees. I dropped the kid, pulled up my pants, got the hell out of there and didn't talk to the neighbor again for years. Bahahaha!!! Oh this gave me a good laugh. |
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Post by yoko on Jul 4, 2015 12:54:39 GMT
I had a mammogram in mid May and the doc wanted me to come back in for additional scans. So off I went, got the scans, and the tech came in to tell me now the doc wants to do an ultrasound. So there I am in the room, wearing that super stylish cape, nervously waiting. In walks the doc with 2 med students in tow, and I suddenly realize that I am the chosen "learn how to do and read a breast ultrasound" person. No problem, they have to learn, I am almost 50 so I am not ashamed to let them see my boobs. I had looked at my chart (cuz I'm nosy like that) and I commented as they were doing the ultrasound that I noticed I have an "accession number" and that in archaeology, that means I am an artifact in a collection. Doc: You are an archaeologist? Me: Yes, I work at xxx museum now. Doc: My son is 12 and want to be an archaeologist! Can we come see you at your museum? Me: Of course! That would be awesome, before I leave let me give you my card! All this while I am laying topless covered in goo and 2 strange men are rubbing a wand over my boobs. I figure they all thought I was the BEST PATIENT EVER or completely nuts or a combination of both. I did give the doc my card and my last words to him were "Next time I see you, I'll be dressed!" And the ultrasound was all clear |
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Post by melly on Jul 4, 2015 15:12:31 GMT
Everyone else in my house is asleep and I am finding it difficult to laugh quietly enough that I don't wake them up! Lol 3 years ago I was nursing my baby in my living room. I lived off the beaten path and no one ever came unless it was planned. My window didn't face any roads, just the back yard, so it was wide open because of the heat. I wasn't covering up at all... Figured there was no need. Both boobs out. I put baby down after he was full. I had been having some very painful breastfeeding issues, so after I nursed, I expressed a little more milk and rubbed it onto my nipples before I covered up again (breastmilk has healing, antibacterial values). I think my eyes were closed. When I opened them, while rubbing milk onto my nipples, there was a face across from me, in the window. I froze, mid rub. It was a man, and his hand was poised to knock on my front door. However we could both see there was no need to knock anymore. His face was red and he was avoiding all eye contact. He said, "good afternoon, just going around meeting the residents of the town, left a flyer on the door for you... Good afternoon....." And ran back to his car. It turns out, he was one of two men running for mayor of my town. He won. I ran into him again when he was greeting people during a store opening downtown. He looked at me, did a double take, and mumbled something about how it was nice to see me again. I thought about explaining what I had been doing when he saw me in my living room, but decided it would just make things more awkward! My husband asked me what that was about, so I told him the story on the way home. (I had been too mortified to tell anyone) My husband thought it was hilarious and laughed about that for days, and still teases me about showing the mayor my boobs |
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I covered up really quickly. Now I make sure I know the dates of when the window washers come.
