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Post by Deleted on Aug 25, 2015 20:24:01 GMT
I remember thinking she was attractive, but not some beauty that stops traffic. She was a cute, petite woman with long blond hair. And I also remember thinking oh sweetie, there's lots of women just like you out there. I "think" I responded with something along the lines of, "Oh, I really do think I'd do just fine." I should've responded with, "I should ask you the same question!" LOL The only problem here is that I keep seeing your avatar having that conversation with her and, so far, it just isn't believable to me!
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Post by Deleted on Aug 25, 2015 20:31:01 GMT
Some of these are funny, but others are making me .
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Post by M~ on Aug 25, 2015 21:43:26 GMT
Are you competitive? OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN. "I just can't believe you'd have this ranking and not be competitive." I'M NOT. Are you sure you aren't competitive? I'm absolutely sure. I don't believe you, in fact I think YOU'RE VERY COMPETITIVE! What makes you think so?
OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN.
Clearly, he annoyed me. Whatever.
The other one: what book are you reading now? I debated whether to really say I'm reading a gay erotica book. I always had this off the wall Mexican/Latin lit in my pocket. I couldn't very well say, "Umm, currently, I'm reading the 2015 Best Gay Erotica anthology."
No. Oh, Carry Me Like Water.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 25, 2015 22:48:29 GMT
The other one: what book are you reading now? I debated whether to really say I'm reading a gay erotica book. I always had this off the wall Mexican/Latin lit in my pocket. I couldn't very well say, "Umm, currently, I'm reading the 2015 Best Gay Erotica anthology." No. Oh, Carry Me Like Water. On the other hand, the truth would have vetted the employers pretty thoroughly!! In the business where I work, the truth would have gotten you a smirk and/or glisten in the eye for telling the truth from the decision makers. Some of the other employees who attend interview, well, that's hit or miss, but they aren't the decision makers. Now, I'm saying that just to make you laugh - not second guess your decision at the time!
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Post by lancermom on Aug 25, 2015 23:04:32 GMT
My DD20 just got a job because she is "fit". She is 5'2" and about 90lb. DD was told that her Facebook would be monitored for "fit living". And the chubby girl already working there had an excuse. She just had a baby, do she hasn't had time to lose the weight yet. Needs to say my DD accepted job until she gets an offer on another one.
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Post by luckyexwife on Aug 25, 2015 23:27:43 GMT
I got asked in an interview if I had kids, then what my back-up plan was if my son was sick, if I had family in town to help out, what my husband did,etc. I was young, and at that time I didn't realize those questions were illegal. I got the interview through a hiring agency, so when I went there after the interview, I said I didn't want the job even if they offered, as I was so uncomfortable with the line of questions. The hiring agency took it very seriously, and asked if I wanted to file a formal complaint against them! I didn't, but I got calls of apologies from the lady who interviewed me, her boss, AND her bosses boss!! They even offered me the job with a higher salary! I still turned them down.
I once met a guy who became my boss in a bar! I was working in sales, and was out of town on business. I hated the job, and was looking for something new. I was playing pool with some coworkers, and a group of guys were waiting to play after us. We all got talking, and when I said I was looking for a new job, they said their manager was looking for an asset manager. The manager was in the bar, and we got talking in the bar...and he said if I was serious, I was hired. He wrote his name and number on a bar napkin, and I called him the next week and got the job! Almost double the pay from where I was, and I got a company vehicle as well! Worked out great for me!
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Post by M~ on Aug 25, 2015 23:36:25 GMT
The other one: what book are you reading now? I debated whether to really say I'm reading a gay erotica book. I always had this off the wall Mexican/Latin lit in my pocket. I couldn't very well say, "Umm, currently, I'm reading the 2015 Best Gay Erotica anthology." No. Oh, Carry Me Like Water. On the other hand, the truth would have vetted the employers pretty thoroughly!! In the business where I work, the truth would have gotten you a smirk and/or glisten in the eye for telling the truth from the decision makers. Some of the other employees who attend interview, well, that's hit or miss, but they aren't the decision makers. Now, I'm saying that just to make you laugh - not second guess your decision at the time! Giggle. In retrospect, I probably would have gotten more job offers. I got the "she's SOOO unapproachable" vibe. I mean, no one's really familiar with books like Carry Me Like Water, or The Devil, Delfina Varela, and the Used Chevy, or Esperanza's Box of Saints. Those are books I read during what I fondly call my MexiLit period. I saw eyes glaze over. But, these were books I was reading at the same time as, you know, The Initiation of PB500 or Citadel by Kyle Stone. And, I did go to a Catholic law school. I can just imagine some junior partner choking on his glass of water as I explained the plots in those books. Now I just don't give a shit.
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Post by theroadlesstraveledp on Aug 25, 2015 23:49:34 GMT
Mine was an on campus interview with a law firm during my third year of law school. It was an out of state law firm. When I walked in the room the first words out of the guy's mouth were "Well I see you are not wearing a wedding ring, so I guess you're not married, correct? Do you have a serious boyfriend who would try and talk you out of relocating?" This was over 20 years' ago, but even then the questions were clearly illegal. What is up with law firms asking crappy questions like that? I had a similar situation happen. I was so glad she didn't call to offer the job.
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Post by lovelabs on Aug 26, 2015 3:37:29 GMT
That kind of question hasn't been "allowed" in decades! LOL!
When I was in my 20's, I produced a training video on Affirmative Action for the company that I was working for; it subsequently was sold and became a standard training piece in the industry.
Fast forward to my 30's, when I was going back to work in the same industry after having been home with my daughter for years...
My resume highlighted the training video; even if you weren't familiar with it, if you'd read my resume...the video was hard to miss. The interviewer (who later became my boss) and I were discussing the gap in my employment and I was explaining that while I hadn't "worked" outside the home in quite a few years, I had continued to use my skills and experience in volunteer positions and freelance work.
Imagine my surprise when he came right out and asked me "So...do you plan to have more children?" WHAT??? I laughed and said "You did read my resume, right? Do you REALLY want to ask me that question???"
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Post by Deleted on Aug 26, 2015 4:23:33 GMT
I hate the "if you were a _________ what would you be and why" questions. If you were an animal which one would you be and why is the strangest question I have been given. Which oddly enough was something I had used to explain to an acquaintance why she got a reaction from me she didn't expect. I am a cat. I watch the world from a safe distance until I feel comfortable with engaging it. If I get pounced on or feel threatened I will retreat. If you insist on following me and continuing to pounce on me I will bring out the claws and take a swipe. (I raised my voice at someone who continually tried to hug me even after three times of telling her I don't like being touched)
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Post by lancermom on Aug 26, 2015 4:26:43 GMT
My DD20 just got a job because she is "fit". She is 5'2" and about 90lb. DD was told that her Facebook would be monitored for "fit living". And the chubby girl already working there had an excuse. She just had a baby, do she hasn't had time to lose the weight yet. Needs to say my DD accepted job until she gets an offer on another one. DD just texted that she was fired on Facebook from above job. Because she was not flexible. She can't work Tues and Thurs evenings. But can any other day or night. Ugh
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Post by karenintx on Aug 26, 2015 5:03:12 GMT
I had an interview as a relatively new nurse for a urology practice. I interviewed with one of the doctors in the practice and the office manager. The doctor was a total a$$ through the whole interview, asked condescending questions I'm sure because I was young and easy to bully. He wrapped up the interview with "are you married?" When I answered yes, he asked if I was planning on having children (and I already had a toddler daughter). All illegal to ask, and completely inappropriate.
The other doctors in his practice were so nice to work with, as I had already gotten to know them from working in day surgery with them. Just the one that I interviewed with was a jerk. So glad I didn't get the job, because I'm sure I wouldn't have lasted very long. Really dodged a bullet!
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Post by theshyone on Aug 26, 2015 5:48:06 GMT
My favorite was if you were a color what color would you be? But I wasn't asked why.
I spent much of my career interviewing and had many wild questions back in reply to the normal: do you have any questions?
One interviewee asked me if sexual relations between coworkers was encouraged. (I hope they meant allowed).
Another asked if 8 am really meant 8 am for a start time.
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Post by polz on Aug 26, 2015 7:57:54 GMT
Well, the question was 'why should we hire you?', which is a kinda standard question but by that point I had applied for 53 jobs in a 2 month period and this was interview 13 so instead of giving the standard boring answer, I replied 'Because I will give you a six pack of beers on my first day'. The guy laughed and told me I was hired. I worked there for 8 years and had a blast. The guy was like my 2nd Dad. I don't even drink, so I don't know what made me give that answer.
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Post by eleezybeth on Aug 26, 2015 9:09:18 GMT
My DD20 just got a job because she is "fit". She is 5'2" and about 90lb. DD was told that her Facebook would be monitored for "fit living". And the chubby girl already working there had an excuse. She just had a baby, do she hasn't had time to lose the weight yet. Needs to say my DD accepted job until she gets an offer on another one. DD just texted that she was fired on Facebook from above job. Because she was not flexible. She can't work Tues and Thurs evenings. But can any other day or night. Ugh Looks like a blessing! I had an interview where I handed my resume to the dude, he looked me up and down and said, "You'll do." Because I had no other options at the time, I took it. I think I lasted 2 months. It was horrific. I think the weirdest question I got - and it probably had a lot to do with the way it was delivered- was "Can you do this job?" But the guy asking the question was on his cell phone texting when he asked it. I did get the job.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 26, 2015 9:44:06 GMT
My DD20 just got a job because she is "fit". She is 5'2" and about 90lb. DD was told that her Facebook would be monitored for "fit living". And the chubby girl already working there had an excuse. She just had a baby, do she hasn't had time to lose the weight yet. Needs to say my DD accepted job until she gets an offer on another one. DD just texted that she was fired on Facebook from above job. Because she was not flexible. She can't work Tues and Thurs evenings. But can any other day or night. Ugh She's better off; better things will come!
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Post by mallie on Aug 26, 2015 12:19:50 GMT
For some reason this memory popped in my head this morning: A long time ago, a woman I worked at a law firm with left to go to another firm. She called and asked if I'd be interested in submitting a resume and possibly interviewing for an open position. She goes on to tell me it's working for a female attorney that has had a difficult time keeping secretaries, but the pay was really, really good. I said I'd interview if she was interested. So I go for the interview, and this is about all I remember: the woman asks me if it would be challenging, or if I would be intimidated, working for someone as attractive as her. Say WTF??? I called my girlfriend after the interview and said no wonder this woman can't keep a secretary. Who the hell asks that? That interview never went beyond that. Sheesh. So, any interview horror stories, or oddball questions for you? I am honestly wondering if the woman is a former college roommate of mine. When I first met her, she said to me, "I hope we will work out as roommates because I've had problems with girls before being intimidated by how attractive I am. I mean, it's not like you'll be any competition for me in that department [pause] OBVIOUSLY [pause] but [smiles] I doooo understand who difficult it is when you're confronted with this..." And gestures head to toe. I burst out laughing. So I wonder if it's her. Because I'd like to think there are not two of those delusional fools walking around, but I know that's wishful thinking.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 26, 2015 13:07:38 GMT
For some reason this memory popped in my head this morning: A long time ago, a woman I worked at a law firm with left to go to another firm. She called and asked if I'd be interested in submitting a resume and possibly interviewing for an open position. She goes on to tell me it's working for a female attorney that has had a difficult time keeping secretaries, but the pay was really, really good. I said I'd interview if she was interested. So I go for the interview, and this is about all I remember: the woman asks me if it would be challenging, or if I would be intimidated, working for someone as attractive as her. Say WTF??? I called my girlfriend after the interview and said no wonder this woman can't keep a secretary. Who the hell asks that? That interview never went beyond that. Sheesh. So, any interview horror stories, or oddball questions for you? I am honestly wondering if the woman is a former college roommate of mine. When I first met her, she said to me, "I hope we will work out as roommates because I've had problems with girls before being intimidated by how attractive I am. I mean, it's not like you'll be any competition for me in that department [pause] OBVIOUSLY [pause] but [smiles] I doooo understand who difficult it is when you're confronted with this..." And gestures head to toe. I burst out laughing. So I wonder if it's her. Because I'd like to think there are not two of those delusional fools walking around, but I know that's wishful thinking. Some people are so full of themselves!
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Post by Bitchy Rich on Aug 26, 2015 13:45:23 GMT
"When are you planning on starting a family?" I'm sure that type of question is not allowed anymore. "Hopefully, TODAY!" Big wink and a leer.
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Post by RiverIsis on Aug 26, 2015 13:59:26 GMT
"When are you planning on starting a family?" I'm sure that type of question is not allowed anymore. "Hopefully, TODAY!" Big wink and a leer. or a gushing "This is so unexpected, of course I will have to wait for the divorce to come through and there will be talk, but honestly, how could a refuse!"
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Post by mrsscrapdiva on Aug 26, 2015 14:59:17 GMT
I have an Associate of Arts degree - general studies. At an interview the banking customer service manager said "Oh you have an Associate of Arts degree...what do you like to draw? I had another interview that one of the people in the room interviewing said "Okay, I know all I need to know" then proceeded to get up and leave the room. It was very odd. He had only been in there a few minutes.
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Post by MerryMom on Aug 27, 2015 12:21:58 GMT
Do you know how to check for and treat head lice?
(In the interest of full disclosure, I work in child abuse and neglect investigations, so we deal with a lot of head lice).
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Post by Deleted on Aug 27, 2015 19:40:12 GMT
I was once asked if my parents are rich.
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Post by ComplicatedLady on Aug 28, 2015 6:09:09 GMT
I don't really have any, but my best related story is the man who was being interviewed for a role covering someone's maternity leave. All was going well and then he asked how much longer until the interviewer went off on maternity. It wasn't her leave he would be covering, she wasn't pregnant Some of these stories are funny. Some of them are scary. Some sound frustrating. This one actually made me cringe. I can't imagine being that poor guy OR that poor interviewer!
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