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Post by Deleted on Jul 25, 2014 11:53:44 GMT
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anniebygaslight
Drama Llama
I'd love a cup of tea. #1966
Posts: 7,402
Location: Third Rock from the sun.
Jun 28, 2014 14:08:19 GMT
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Post by anniebygaslight on Jul 25, 2014 12:01:27 GMT
Yikes Indeed. I hope he finds the doormat he is looking for. Not.
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Post by missfrenchjessica on Jul 25, 2014 12:03:18 GMT
Well....isn't he a peach! I kinda get some of them, although he does seem to talk out of both sides of his mouth on some issues.... The one I can get over is "If you consider yourself a happy person." Uh, I'm still trying to figure out why that's bad...  |
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grinningcat
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Jun 26, 2014 13:06:35 GMT
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Post by grinningcat on Jul 25, 2014 12:04:10 GMT
Hahahaha. Awesome. He's a weiner... that's for sure.
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Post by anxiousmom on Jul 25, 2014 12:08:01 GMT
Bless his heart, he really gave his list a lot of thought, didn't he? He lost me somewhere in the "telling the same joke over and over in the same situation" thing. I do this. Drives my kids crazy.  |
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anniebygaslight
Drama Llama
I'd love a cup of tea. #1966
Posts: 7,402
Location: Third Rock from the sun.
Jun 28, 2014 14:08:19 GMT
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Post by anniebygaslight on Jul 25, 2014 12:10:56 GMT
Before I was married, all I hoped for was that my future husband would have his own teeth and no criminal record.
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Post by phoenixcov on Jul 25, 2014 12:14:51 GMT
This guy is after a clone not a girlfriend. I shudder to think how big his ego is.
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Post by formerpea on Jul 25, 2014 12:17:27 GMT
Holy Cow!
Imagine the poor woman who eventually winds up with hi? Highly unlikely I'm sure.
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Post by Merge on Jul 25, 2014 12:24:44 GMT
Ten to one this guy is currently living in his parents' basement, because his list of requirements for an acceptable job is probably just as long.
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mallie
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Post by mallie on Jul 25, 2014 12:36:28 GMT
Oh, he'll find a woman. Sadly, there is no shortage of women with low self esteem who think the only way for them to achieve anything "worthwhile" in life is to have a man. Any man will do and whatever you have to do or give up or put up with to have that man is an acceptable sacrifice.
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SweetieBsMom
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Post by SweetieBsMom on Jul 25, 2014 12:42:43 GMT
Can't imagine why he's single.  I was the girl for him until I got to "needlessly kills spiders". They all need to be killed  (BTW, just kidding about being the girl, not the spiders) |
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Post by originalvanillabean on Jul 25, 2014 13:09:41 GMT
Wow, that's crazy and I think impossible too. Gheesh.
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Post by JBeans on Jul 25, 2014 13:10:35 GMT
That's hilarious. I know there's people like him, but after reading all that, I get the notion he's quite sarcastic.
I had a good laugh, I'll give him that.
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Post by miominmio on Jul 25, 2014 13:22:13 GMT
That's hilarious. I know there's people like him, but after reading all that, I get the notion he's quite sarcastic. I think so too. |
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~Susan~
Pearl Clutcher
You need to check your boobs, mine tried to kill me!!!
Posts: 3,259
Jul 6, 2014 17:25:32 GMT
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Post by ~Susan~ on Jul 25, 2014 13:24:39 GMT
I only have one stipulation for him...
Don't message me if you are an ass.
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Post by sisterbdsq on Jul 25, 2014 13:46:45 GMT
I find MANY of his requirements completely reasonable. He states a lot of things I dislike about people (especially women). However, my tattoos disqualify me so I'll stay put.
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Post by donna on Jul 25, 2014 13:57:46 GMT
He sounds like loads of fun! I know a couple of people like that and then can suck the life out of any room. It is like being close to a dementor.
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freebird
Drama Llama
'cause I'm free as a bird now
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Post by freebird on Jul 25, 2014 14:30:15 GMT
I find MANY of his requirements completely reasonable. He states a lot of things I dislike about people (especially women). However, my tattoos disqualify me so I'll stay put. Same here, I'd have some of the same things on my list if I was looking for a woman lol. He sounds actually kind of like my step son, he'd say a lot of this stuff. (btw, he's single). This guy, I kinda took it more as a joke, like he was describing his "bitch ex". I think he should let himself get past that relationship before he decided to look for a new girl. |
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Post by 4evercrafty on Jul 25, 2014 14:30:32 GMT
He was almost describing me until....."browsing photos of cats is an activity for you" what´s wrong with that? That´s what the internet is for, worshiping kitties  , good luck finding Miss Perfect, Special Snowflake douchebag |
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perumbula
Pearl Clutcher
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Location: Idaho
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Post by perumbula on Jul 25, 2014 14:37:59 GMT
Quite a few of those things are reasonable expectations. The problem is most of those things you find out as you interact with someone. The idea that he is so inflexible that he can't even talk to someone who doesn't fit his requirements exactly really is a huge turn off. And yes, he's contradictory too.
He also doesn't really understand people and has no tolerance for different views from his own. What a boring, socially inept person. Would you want to even be friends with a man who has sympathy for pedophiles, regulates your music, feels the need to "educate" religious people, gets grumpy over every single example of a social faux pas? yeah, me either. If I couldn't be friends with him. I couldn't date him. He's one of those annoying guys who thinks he's the smartest guy in the room always and will never view anyone else as an equal, including the dummy who eventually wants to be his SO.
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Post by sisterbdsq on Jul 25, 2014 14:42:03 GMT
He was almost describing me until....."browsing photos of cats is an activity for you" what´s wrong with that? That´s what the internet is for, worshiping kitties , good luck finding Miss Perfect, Special Snowflake douchebag To me, that sounds like an afternoon to take bath with a toaster.  |
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Post by refupea on Jul 25, 2014 15:47:26 GMT
Well....isn't he a peach! I kinda get some of them, although he does seem to talk out of both sides of his mouth on some issues.... The one I can get over is "If you consider yourself a happy person." Uh, I'm still trying to figure out why that's bad... I thought the same thing and stopped reading the list shorty after that one!! |
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Post by femalebusiness on Jul 25, 2014 15:54:55 GMT
I would just love tho hear why this guy thinks the girl of his dreams would have anything to do with him. Doesn't he know that water seeks it's own level?
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Post by Native New Yorker on Jul 25, 2014 15:55:27 GMT
Damn! I was so close! |
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valleyview
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Jun 27, 2014 18:41:26 GMT
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Post by valleyview on Jul 25, 2014 15:55:37 GMT
"You can't see your own biases."
I am glad that he treats others the way he wants to be treated!
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Post by scrapqueen01 on Jul 25, 2014 16:12:43 GMT
I'm exhausted and need a nap after reading that list. Bless his pointy little head.
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toby2014
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Post by toby2014 on Jul 25, 2014 16:16:44 GMT
Well bless his heart...I sure hope he finds his woman....or blow-up doll.
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Post by LavenderLayoutLady on Jul 25, 2014 17:01:11 GMT
Whoa.
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thecurleyque
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Post by thecurleyque on Jul 25, 2014 17:16:06 GMT
Well, I'm out; I just can't resist petting a wandering mystery cat.  |
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Post by anxiousmom on Jul 25, 2014 17:22:54 GMT
Well, I'm out; I just can't resist petting a wandering mystery cat. I assumed that was a euphemism for "bi-sexual." |
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, good luck finding Miss Perfect, Special Snowflake douchebag
