Grom Pea
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Post by Grom Pea on Mar 9, 2017 6:16:02 GMT
I've written mismatched shoes, I had a navy pair and a black pair and wore one of each to work and didn't notice until I was crossing the street to see a friend.
The other one I'm hoping was not so noticeable, when my son nursed he had a habit of fiddling with my tank top or shoving his toys in there, I've often found a minifigure in the shelf bra, but it was when I was undressing so I don't think you could see it. However one time I ran out for a quick outing while dh watched our son so I wasn't wearing him in the ergo. I get back to the car and I can see as clear as day in the mirror that I have the outline of a wooden letter s from a puzzle between my shirt and tank top pressed against my belly. It's very clear and I'm not sure how it didn't fall out of my shirt while I was shopping.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 9, 2017 6:25:27 GMT
Our old youth pastor had a good one. It was winter and they were getting ready for church. He hadn't put a shirt on yet but he grabbed his coat to go out and start the vehicle to let it warm up.
In their rush to get the kids and everyone out the door...he forgot to put on a shirt. And he didn't realize it until they get there and he unzips his coat. 😀 he wore the coat all morning. 😉
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anniebygaslight
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Post by anniebygaslight on Mar 9, 2017 7:22:53 GMT
I have been to work with odd shoes on before now.
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Post by imkat on Mar 9, 2017 8:38:20 GMT
Or how about the time I was wearing a pencil skirt to work.It was a great skirt and I loved it until I ripped it and the lining all the way to the bottom of the zipper. Again, skill need here to do this. You could see my ass even though pantyhose were black. Same here. I was working in a large office building and went downstairs to the store for a snack. I was getting a few stares and feeling a breeze on my backside when I realized my skirt had slit nearly to the top. I was able to rotate the slit to the side and clutch it until I could get to my sewing kit back at my desk.
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Post by Delta Dawn on Mar 9, 2017 9:04:42 GMT
Or how about the time I was wearing a pencil skirt to work.It was a great skirt and I loved it until I ripped it and the lining all the way to the bottom of the zipper. Again, skill need here to do this. You could see my ass even though pantyhose were black. Same here. I was working in a large office building and went downstairs to the store for a snack. I was getting a few stares and feeling a breeze on my backside when I realized my skirt had slit nearly to the top. I was able to rotate the slit to the side and clutch it until I could get to my sewing kit back at my desk. It's a gift. I worked in an office and I was up and down out of my chair all the time and had to hurry to get somewhere. My skirt wasn't sewn to be worn often I guess. I mean it died in about 3 months. There was zero stretch in it at all and it was lined wool so the lining had no stretch either. i loved that skirt though!
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Post by lesserknownpea on Mar 9, 2017 9:20:15 GMT
I walked from the back during a church service to the front row not knowing my skirt was tucked up in my underwear.
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Post by deshacrafts on Mar 9, 2017 12:28:01 GMT
I had put on a new pair of capris and a cute top to run a bunch of errands. I was waiting in line and a lady kept looking at me and smiling...I thought it was because of my cute outfit. Nope the sized tape sticker was still running down the leg of my pants. She was laughing at me...why don't women help others that are having a fashion oops!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 9, 2017 12:44:47 GMT
I used to wear a wrap over skirt for school, they were held together with three buttons at the top. I'd had PE and while I was getting undressed/dressed all three of the buttons fell off, I had to walk home holding it up with both hands!
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Post by corinne11 on Mar 9, 2017 12:51:32 GMT
Not me, but one morning, on her way to work, my daughter walked all the way up our street without any pants on. She had a flowy, tunic top on and in her hurry to catch the bus, put her shoes on and headed out. Luckily she felt the breeze and ran home for her pants. She used to catch the bus to work and her teenage son also caught the same bus and got off at his high school. He usually sat on the bus several seats behind her- too embarrassed to sit with his mum. On one occasion he leant over and whispered "mum". She was excited that he was actually talking to her in public until he said "Your top is on inside out". I just remembered - I do have my own story. I had just left hospital after having my baby and needed to go to the shopping centre to buy some things. I left my daughter at home with my mum and headed off with my partner. I was wearing a beautiful, white, cotton embroidered dress and felt a little excited at wearing a nice dress with a belt after wearing baggy sack dresses for 9 months. (maternity clothes in 1981 were atrocious!) After an hour or so of wandering around several different shops we went home. I then discovered that my dress was so see through, you could see my big granny knickers and worse - two round nursing pads through my bra! If I had actually been pushing a newborn in a pram, I would have felt better but without a baby in sight- embarrassment plus. Corinne
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Post by Spongemom Scrappants on Mar 9, 2017 12:59:20 GMT
This thread is funny! And in the interest of full honesty, several of the posts have made me remember other fashion mishaps I've had. I made a bikini swimsuit where the cups separated and exposed my entire breasts to everyone at the pool after I went down the slide. This makes me recall padded swimsuit tops that hold water like crazy. It always left me with the option of trying to surreptitiously squeeze my breasts to wring the water out when leaving the pool... or sitting there dripping from my breasts forever instead. Neither was a good look. I finally just made my peace with being smaller chested and wore non-padded suits! I thought it was because of my cute outfit. Nope the sized tape sticker was still running down the leg of my pants. She was laughing at me... While my husband and I were dating (long before marriage), I showed up for a lunch date in a restaurant with a long size sticker still running all down the front of my cardigan. I had been shopping that morning and couldn't resist wearing that cute new sweater to impress him. Instead, I amused him. Lol.
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Post by jennyap on Mar 9, 2017 13:17:25 GMT
Who the heck said this place wasn't entertaining any more I can't remember any major mishaps - trouser leg tucked into the top of my socks is about all I can think of - so if I've had any they were so bad I've blanked them from my memory My DH manages to wear things inside out on a fairly regular basis. He also wore a pair of my jeans once - pulled them out of the laundry basket without looking too closely. When I pointed it out he said, "I thought they felt a bit strange"!
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Post by lbp on Mar 9, 2017 14:48:40 GMT
I have done the two different shoes before and I have done the dress tucked into my panty hose before too! I also once went to work with the shoes that I garden in on. I had been out to the garden before work and totally forgot to take them off and I worked at a place where you had to wear a dress, hose, etc... I went out a lunch and bought some cheap pumps.
My DH had the funniest when we were dating. We were walking through a department store and he kept kind of shaking his leg when he walked, which I thought was weird. Finally he stopped and shook his leg again and out came a pair of his underwear! Apparently they had gotten in there while the pants were in the dryer and he didn't notice when he put them on. He just picked them up, put them in his pocket and smiled at me. I was about to die laughing!
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Post by arielsmom on Mar 9, 2017 15:08:02 GMT
Back in the 90's I had a beautiful red blouse, that I loved. All the buttons were fancy, and each was a different style. I was doing range of motion with one of my grumpy old men (his arm), when I noticed that he was actually smiling and not yelling at me, quite a change from our usual sessions. When I turned around to face the room, my co-workers started making movements. Turns out the top button of my blouse was still closed, as was the bottom button, the rest had all come undone and my guy had a birds eye view of the girls from about 2 inches away. Thankfully I was wearing a pretty bra that day.
I started wearing cami's under my tops the very next day, and still do, even though I am retired.
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Post by not2peased on Mar 9, 2017 17:25:13 GMT
I was going in to the library at our local court and had to go through a metal detector. The older (like, 70s or 80s) gentleman was grinning at me like a fool and I remember thinking, wow, he's very friendly. after, I happened to look down, and notice my button down shirt is gaping wide open (4 or more buttons) why I didnt feel anything, I don't know, but I was pretty distracted. my black, lacy, push up bra was on FULL display, and I had no idea for how long.
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Post by debmast on Mar 9, 2017 17:27:43 GMT
I had a sandal come apart at work. I walk each period between classrooms. I had no other shoes at work, and I couldn't go barefoot around school.
I used a binder clip to hold it together for the rest of the day LOL
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Post by gmcwife1 on Mar 9, 2017 18:35:53 GMT
I wore my workout shorts inside out on the entire walk from my house to the gym. Of course it was the pair with all the size and care info printed in big bold lettering on the inside so that was clearly visible
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Post by not2peased on Mar 9, 2017 18:40:39 GMT
many of these made me laugh, TFS!! the fact that I have done many of them, makes me feel better
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Post by workingclassdog on Mar 9, 2017 18:48:18 GMT
First week working at my daughter's school and training. I started my period unexpectedly and I leaked all the way to my chair. I stood up and was mortified (it was not a black chair). Thankfully the girl that was training is a very clinical type gal, I guess you would say. She had told me stories about stuff that happened to her. So I knew she would understand. She was quick and got a kids sweatshirt to throw on the chair and then when no one was around we got those Lysol wipes and scrubbed all day on that damn chair. Thank GOD I lived close and was wearing black pants. I rushed home to change pants. I don't think no one was the wiser. Unless they looked really close at the chair, you could hardly tell there was any marks left. Ever since then I have been paranoid about my backside.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 9, 2017 19:20:30 GMT
I have done the two different shoes before and I have done the dress tucked into my panty hose before too! I also once went to work with the shoes that I garden in on. I had been out to the garden before work and totally forgot to take them off and I worked at a place where you had to wear a dress, hose, etc... I went out a lunch and bought some cheap pumps. My DH had the funniest when we were dating. We were walking through a department store and he kept kind of shaking his leg when he walked, which I thought was weird. Finally he stopped and shook his leg again and out came a pair of his underwear! Apparently they had gotten in there while the pants were in the dryer and he didn't notice when he put them on. He just picked them up, put them in his pocket and smiled at me. I was about to die laughing!I'm sorry but this one takes the cake! I'm sitting in an office with 4 other people. It's dead silent and it's all I can do to not make a fool of myself and laugh hysterically!
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Post by schizo319 on Mar 9, 2017 20:30:03 GMT
I once wore 2 different colors of shoe to work. I also have this stupid piece of hair that gets all wonky if I sleep on it wrong, so I usually put a Velcro roller on it while I get ready to tame it. Left the house with it in the other morning, thankfully it was 5:30am and dark and I noticed before actually got to work.
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Post by grove420 on Mar 9, 2017 20:43:31 GMT
I was much younger and had a bikini with a top that tied in the back. My neighborhood friends and I were at a community pool. After laying in the sun for a short while I was hot and decided to get in the pool to cool off. For some stupid reason which I can't remember, instead of just easing in off the edge of the pool, I decided to dive off the "high" board (10 ft). Unfortunately, the top of my suit made it into the water before my body did. I was scrambling like crazy to retrieve it while the next person in line at the top of the board must have had a good laugh looking down on me!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 9, 2017 20:48:38 GMT
It happened at a church wedding. A bit of standing and sitting going on. I was wearing a semi clingy rayon dress and had on a panty shield. Of course a portion of that sucker peaked out past my underwear and the sticky adhesive adhered to the dress. Didn't notice it until it was time to leave and as I was straightening out my dress, it made that distinctive sound as I was peeling my dress away from the death grip panty shield from hell. So there you have it, a dress glued to my bottom with the bonus of accompanying sound effects.
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Post by lisae on Mar 9, 2017 21:41:08 GMT
I'm home most of the time now. A few years ago I was having some physical therapy for sciatica. DH and I were driving to the appointment together and fortunately he needed to do an errand over near the mall. Part way, I realized I hadn't put on my bra. I was wearing a t-shirt where it was pretty obvious and it certainly would be when doing exercises in a PT room. So I had him drop me at the mall where I hastily purchased a bra. Something good came of it, I do really like that bra (and I now keep an old bra in a bag under my front car seat.)
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Post by Neisey on Mar 9, 2017 21:51:38 GMT
Since some of you are sharing husband stories...
ExDH is military so is used to wearing a uniform. He was attending a conference out of town and had to wear business casual civilian clothes (dress pants, sport coat) I usually help him pack but didn't that time...he knew he had an "outfit" with navy dress pants but when he got to the conference and put them on he found out he took MY dress pants instead. He didn't have any time to fix the pant problem so he wore mine...lots of extra room in the hips and butt lol! Luckily he has a short inseam 😜
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Post by Zee on Mar 9, 2017 22:20:51 GMT
I forgot about a couple. Once I went on a cruise as someone's guest last-minute and the only swimsuits I could find all had lined cups way bigger than I was. Which was ok when dry, but when I went to get out of the water the cups would collapse every time. Lolol the face on the guy trying to chat me up in the pool when I got out was priceless. That's one way to weed out the creeps who are only interested in boobs!
Another time I came home from the club, slipped off my jeans and thong and put on pajamas and more comfortable underwear. I got up in the morning and pulled the jeans on really quick to run and get breakfast. Got back home, came out later to find my thong frozen to the sidewalk...I had walked all around with my thong in my pant leg and only by the grace of God did it wait to fall out on the sidewalk when I got home rather than in public! (It was the walk from the driveway to the house, so not a public sidewalk)
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Post by checkwheelsdown on Mar 9, 2017 22:31:16 GMT
I think my worst wardrobe malfunction moment occurred when I was active duty Air Force and still nursing my infant DS1. I had the misfortune of being delayed in a looong commander's staff meeting, which should have concluded before lunch when I would normally go feed my son. As the commander droned on, my breasts were becoming increasingly engorged. Ow. Well, the dam burst and the pads in my nursing bra proved not to be up to the challenge of holding back the flood. Two giant wet spots appeared on the front of my uniform blouse. Just lovely. I crossed my arms until the meeting finally ended and rushed out of there clutching my memo pad and purse to my chest. Of course, I didn't have a spare uniform top to change into, so at my sitter's house I borrowed her blow dryer and proceeded to turn those wet spots into two huge dried stains. Which smelled. Not my finest moment in problem solving. Nevertheless, I persisted. Lol. Back to work I went. And while nobody was daring enough to ask what happened to my shirt or stared outright, I did catch the subtle glances. I was never so happy to do the laundry that night!
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Post by bosoxbeth on Mar 10, 2017 1:04:33 GMT
I wore two different shoes - like, same shoe but different patterns. They are Dansko clogs. One is a gunmetal grey metallic and the other is brown with a print on it. I drove 40 minutes from home to start my day of meetings and suddenly realized, OMG!!! LOL
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