GiantsFan
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Post by GiantsFan on Aug 20, 2014 17:36:26 GMT
My grandmother used to say sitting on a frog.
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MrsDepp
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Post by MrsDepp on Aug 20, 2014 17:41:34 GMT
We call it blowing bubbles. On the other hand for pee: it is juice. Example: I've gotta loose some juice
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Post by Deleted on Aug 20, 2014 17:47:23 GMT
A kid in my husband's family refers to it as a "Jersey". They were driving through New Jersey and the kid commented on how much it smelled...hence the nickname.
No offense to the residents of New Jersey!!! And now I feel bad calling him "the kid", it was easier than saying, my brother in law's girlfriends son. LOL
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Post by Deleted on Aug 20, 2014 18:27:25 GMT
rabbit whistlers or we say code brown
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Post by JustKim on Aug 20, 2014 18:56:59 GMT
we say "Lily" (our dog) because it is always the dog that did it
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Post by ~summer~ on Aug 20, 2014 19:29:24 GMT
We always ask who stepped on a frog
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Post by lbp on Aug 20, 2014 20:12:12 GMT
A friend's two year old daughter used to shout "OLE". It cracked me up every time. That is hysterical! We just say stepped on a duck too.
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MDscrapaholic
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Post by MDscrapaholic on Aug 20, 2014 20:19:16 GMT
These responses are hilarious!
<<<--Let me tell ya, my pup is capable of clearing a room with her "tooties"!
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Post by deep on Aug 20, 2014 20:21:30 GMT
Boof. Or "I have to go out and smell the flowers" (If you want to politely leave a room before you let one fly.
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Post by dulcemama on Aug 20, 2014 20:23:02 GMT
who's playing the butt trumpet? With this and DD's butt drum, we just need somebody with a butt bass and we'll have a whole band.
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Post by kristalina on Aug 20, 2014 20:29:31 GMT
My dh always says "What'd that asshole say?"
and we're the same as PEArfect - We don't fart, we fluff!
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mimima
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Post by mimima on Aug 20, 2014 20:36:44 GMT
I was actually taught to say "passing gas," which made the local town that was named __________ Pass gas company's trucks particularly funny.
My Dh's family said "fruff" which we used when the kids were growing up.
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Post by Lexica on Aug 20, 2014 21:01:28 GMT
Having a boy, there was no way I was going to get him to say fluff, but I dislike the term fart coming out of a child's mouth. Well, my child's mouth. We ended up using butt burp. Or actually some of the above were sprinkled in over the ensuing years.
Our neighbors used the term boop. Their 2-year old was in my spa when she declared she "booped" and I thought she said "pooped." The parent's quickly assured us that she said "boop" which meant she farted. I was closet to the spa and I said, does she usually "boop" out logs? They both looked at each other, swam to the side and yanked her out of the spa. Too late. She had said "pooped." There were floaters in my spa. She was only two, and those two words out of her little mouth sure sounded alike to me. Her parents were so embarrassed, but we just netted it out, poured in a bunch of chlorine, and declared the swim night over.
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anniebygaslight
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Post by anniebygaslight on Aug 20, 2014 21:06:33 GMT
Commonly called 'trumping' in the UK.
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emptyskullz
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Post by emptyskullz on Aug 20, 2014 21:50:30 GMT
My mom hated fart, so we called them toots. When my oldest was little we called them "Boom Booms". Don't remember why though. Cynthia
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Post by mzza111 on Aug 20, 2014 21:56:10 GMT
I was closet to the spa and I said, does she usually "boop" out logs? OMG! I can't stop laughing at this? I have your "tone" all picked out in my head which is making me laugh even more!
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marianne
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Post by marianne on Aug 20, 2014 22:32:21 GMT
Some of these terms are a riot! lol Growing up in our house, someone always asked "did you do that?" When my son was small, it was "shooting bunnies." My ddil introduced us to the term "poofter" and that's pretty much what we say now.
And, we say "girls don't fart, they fluffle..."
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Post by hollymolly on Aug 20, 2014 22:46:40 GMT
We said poot when I was young. My neighbors family said toot and I thought that was silly and childish, but poot was apparently what mature people said. I also thought heinie was the proper term for butt, so what did I know?
Now I just can't say anything but fart. It's just a fart. People fart. (Except girls. Girls don't fart. It was the dog, or someone else, or maybe your hearing is going and you just imagined that smell)
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Post by *christine* on Aug 20, 2014 22:48:58 GMT
Mostly just farts, but when ds was younger, he had this plastic high chair seat that was attached to one of the dining room chairs and when he would fart on that, it sounded like machine gun fire. As he got older, we told him he couldn't fart at the dinner table, so he'd go sit on the hardwood stairs and fart, which also sounded like machine gun fire. Now he might warn you with an "INCOMING" if you're lucky...
My sister and her husband were in a store and smelled something flatulent so one of them said to the other "Do you smell popcorn", so the other (and those around them) would take a big sniff hoping to smell popcorn but smell farts. So now DS and my niece and nephew always yell Do you smell popcorn when they fart.
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Post by femalebusiness on Aug 20, 2014 22:54:39 GMT
No funny name but my husband and daughter bomb each other by farting in front of a fan and sending it "Jet Express".
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lesley
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Post by lesley on Aug 20, 2014 23:07:24 GMT
It's always been parping in our family. When I was little, my parents used to say pumping.
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Post by 950nancy on Aug 21, 2014 1:12:32 GMT
My youngest misunderstood when I mentioned loose bowels. He passed gas and then told us he loosened the owls.
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Post by scrappinmom3 on Aug 21, 2014 2:02:21 GMT
Puffs!
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Post by lovinlife on Aug 21, 2014 2:10:07 GMT
My daughter proudly yelled out one night that her butt was coughing. ..loudly. She's 12 lol
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Post by whipea on Aug 21, 2014 2:37:31 GMT
Talking to Bob. It was a code when I was little, "Eeew, who talked to Bob". I have no idea where it came from, probably my mother since she was very proper. Still use it today as "Please, must you talk to Bob so loudly!".
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Post by Deleted on Aug 21, 2014 2:54:12 GMT
"Wild geese have flown" I have no idea where it comes from, though.
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styxgirl
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Post by styxgirl on Aug 21, 2014 3:48:04 GMT
We said poot when I was young I've never met anyone else that says POOT! LOL We also say POOK A funny one is if I hear my DH in the other room, I will holler out "what'd you say?!" Really loud. I have responded to him from the other room to say, "just blowing you a kiss!" Ewwwww
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Post by Scarlet Ohana on Aug 21, 2014 5:03:25 GMT
My mother always considered fart another four letter word so we weren't allowed to say it. But we could say "boofa" . Now we just say ... My mom still gets mad now my kids say fart. Which makes me laugh now.
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Post by psoccer on Aug 21, 2014 5:26:47 GMT
When I was little we called them pow-pows. Don't know why...
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Post by mamatoa on Aug 21, 2014 5:47:21 GMT
My husband just says "ducks" My mother always called them "stinkers"
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