I want to do this, but I won't

I see these hanging off pickups sometimes. Looks super classy. Usually accompanied by a rebel flag sticker across the back window. In Iowa.

The pickup usually has had a lift kit installed, fancy rims.  I often see said pickup advertised for sale on Facebook because the little genius has finally figured out he/she (yes she) can no longer make the payments, is under water on the financing and it needs $1000 worth of new tires.