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Post by sisterbdsq on Sept 17, 2014 21:31:46 GMT
Funny how most of the nicknames have to do with weight, level of intelligence/personality disorders and odor.
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Post by weaser714 on Sept 17, 2014 21:55:46 GMT
Our cat is nicknamed Poopie/Poopie head because she is one!
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Post by blue tulip on Sept 17, 2014 23:17:04 GMT
we call our chihuaha/dachshund dog "MC Peepants" (from aquateen hunger force, i think?) because she's still an asshole about peeing in random corners when she feels like it.
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Post by twistedscissors on Sept 17, 2014 23:23:37 GMT
We adopted a stray that came to our house that we named Pisser cause she got so excited to see you she would pee 10 times. Then she ended up having puppies. She was solid black and two of the puppies were black. But one puppy was brown so it got named Shitter. Yep we were great fur baby parents.
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Post by bianca42 on Sept 17, 2014 23:56:06 GMT
My son's green anole lizard got it's leg stuck in the cage lid and it shriveled up and eventually fell off. So, we have a 3-legged lizard.
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Post by penny on Sept 18, 2014 0:15:13 GMT
Funny how most of the nicknames have to do with weight, level of intelligence/personality disorders and odor. Doesn't seem so odd... That's how everyone in my family gets their nicknames...lol Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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Post by Dixie Lou on Sept 18, 2014 0:26:31 GMT
My dog's name is Dixie and we call her "Dick" or "Dickie" or "Dickie Dick Dick" or occasionally just call her "the Dick." There's no reason for it other than "Dixie" kinda got shortened then we thought it was funny and kept saying it.
Tucker could easily be changed to an "f" but we don't use that word. If I would have known we were going to keep him I would have changed his name. My daughter found him and had him named before I even saw him.
Leia: Yay Yay Blizzard: Blizzy Shadow: no nickname Melvin: no nickname Frodo: no nickname
Yes we have too many dogs but we only got two of them on purpose. The others were either strays or given up by their owners...
My daughter's dog is Moka. We all call him Mokie Bear or Mokie. She calls him Pooh Bear.
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Post by LouWho on Sept 18, 2014 2:47:05 GMT
I have a miniature dachshund that I call teenie weenie, well because she is one. Her real name is Impy ...short for Impulse Buy.
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Post by PEArfect on Sept 18, 2014 3:39:54 GMT
When we got our grey cat we were told it was a male, so we named him Silas (Si.) When we realized it was a female we named her Simone, so she could still be called Si. My daughters have never called her Si. She is Monie, Mo, or Satan. She's a lover, but her mood can change quickly. The claws come out! My husband always called her 'bat cat.'
Our calico is a female. My daughters came up with the most original name for a calico, Callie. I'm guessing there are thousands of calico cats named Callie. Not my choice though. Callie is a sweetie. My husband always called her 'fat cat.'
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Post by Deleted on Sept 18, 2014 4:27:29 GMT
We 'affectionately' call our two Shelties Dumb and Dumber. Shelties are supposed to be very smart, but it appears that no one gave them the memo. ![:P](//storage.proboards.com/5645536/images/OrTI4SBmZ2ZYSFv6ag4f.jpg) Our two cats are sometimes referred to as Brat and Bitchy Brat. Because they often are just that. L
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Post by Deleted on Sept 18, 2014 4:31:06 GMT
Matthew wasn't even 3 yet and was working on the concepts of small, medium, and large. One day he says to me, "Matthew is small. Mommy is medium. Daddy is big and Fiona is a bus." So to this day, we call her bus. She also gets called Speedbump and Fiferella.
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Post by bothmykidsrbrats on Sept 18, 2014 5:25:57 GMT
We had a cat we called dumb ass. DD changed it to Du Mas when she was little. We refer to our dogs as The Bupkis hounds (Christmas Story)when they get in the trash or steal something off the counter. DH calls 2 of our guinea pigs fat ass and really fat ass. He also calls our current kitty Princess Bitches- a -lot.
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Post by originalvanillabean on Sept 18, 2014 15:13:27 GMT
Austin is Ro-Ro, Little A, Nonya, honey girl and Max is bread boy, Maxwell house, big boy, Max-a-million. These threads always make me laugh at all the variations. ![:)](//storage.proboards.com/5645536/images/MNrJDkDuSwqIMVw33MdD.jpg)
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Post by jarmommy on Sept 19, 2014 3:20:37 GMT
My older cat, Petunia, gets called fatty quite a bit, she's a bit on the porky side. Her other nicknames include tutu nunu, toonces, or pretty kitty.
Olivia, the baby, often gets called shitbrick because well, she's a shit and really stubborn. You go to catch her and she slips away so I call her shitbrick, or little bitch because she's downright mean. When she lets me pet her without slicing my hand to hamburger I tell her how sweet she is and how much I love her when she's nice. Hasn't helped.
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Post by BeckyTech on Sept 19, 2014 5:04:20 GMT
My dog is often called "shit head". Especially when I find out he's been sleeping on my bed! Here is "shit head" in all his glory! Your dog is beautiful! What is his real name?
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Post by michellegb on Sept 19, 2014 10:39:25 GMT
We call our bulldog Olive - with lots of affection - Short, fat and hairy sometimes (SFH for short)! I have no idea where DH got it, but that's his pet name for her. When she's feeling really entitled (which is often), we call her Princess Olive Wigglebottom. Here's her royal highness: ![](https://farm9.staticflickr.com/8038/8021539508_3954a63d9d_s.jpg)
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Post by jennyap on Sept 19, 2014 12:20:04 GMT
We have two cats. Bailey is the larger of the two, and is called Fatty, Fatso, Billy Bunter or just Bunter far more often than his real name. For those who don't know, Billy Bunter is a fictional character whose 'defining characteristic is his greediness and dramatically overweight appearance' Monty sometimes gets amended to Monster. He's also Skinny, Broken Leg (we're so imaginative!), Nugger (DH's word, no idea what it's supposed to mean), and if he's being mean to his brother - far too often - You Little Fucker. FWIW sisterbdsq although I know you're joking, from everything I've read you're a really good mama!
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Post by sillyrabbit on Sept 19, 2014 13:19:30 GMT
We have two dogs and two cats. For the most part the dogs have nice nicknames...the cats not so much. Our boxer Maggie is called Maggie May (and she loves when I sing her "her" Rod Stewart song) or Mary Margaret (her official name). Sometimes Mags. Our pittie Cheech is just called Cheecher. Or Bubba (he's a big boy). I sing the Pink Floyd song "Another Brick In The Wall" to him but change the lyrics to, "Hey, Cheecher! Leave them cats alone." One of our cats is Eddie. We call him Evil Ed, King Edward, and Asshole. Mainly because he's an asshole. ![:)](//storage.proboards.com/5645536/images/MNrJDkDuSwqIMVw33MdD.jpg) Our cat Charlie is called Fat Ass more often than Charlie. Poor cat...He even answers to it now. He's such a hefty little fella so it just fits. ![:)](//storage.proboards.com/5645536/images/MNrJDkDuSwqIMVw33MdD.jpg)
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Post by M in Carolina on Sept 19, 2014 13:52:33 GMT
I "inherited" a friend's African Grey parrot after she developed a nasty lung infection from the bird dander. The bird was named Maggie, and the first time I played my Rod Stewart CD in my car while Maggie was riding in my car in her cage (my friend had a cage at her office, so Maggie loved riding in cars) That bird whistled the tune and started singing. Wouldn't do it for any other song. I had to give Maggie back to the breeder when she became sexually mature because she got so aggressive. I didn't work, so Maggie had lots of time with me, but she wasn't happy.
My 14 year old female cat is Grisouille--a French nickname for pets that means "little grey frog". When Gris was a kitten, she'd lie on the floor with her legs sprawled behind her like a bullfrog. She's black and grey striped and spotted with a white belly and white collar. Gris means "grey" in French, so the name was just perfect. We call her Princess (we let her get away with murder since our original cat died a few years ago and she's getting old) and Squeaky because she has the high pitched squeak when she talks to us. Since she's part Siamese, she talks a lot.
Our 10 year old cat, Ziggy, is a huge tabby and Russian Blue mix. He's not fat or fluffy, he's just huge. He was named when we adopted him. We call him Zigfried, Ziggles, and "GO AWAY, no! don't stick your cold nose on me, stop drooling! GO AWAY!!!"
Ziggy is the most grateful cat I've ever seen. He is not happy unless he's touching one of us. --Right now, Dh is home sick, and Ziggy has collapsed on dh's left leg. He gets tons of attention, but he can be so annoying--especially since he's so BIG. He'll just lean up against you, and the next thing you know, you're suffocating under this dead weight that won't move.
Ziggy also chortles and sings. He doesn't talk a lot, but when he does, he has lots to say.
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Post by ~Susan~ on Sept 19, 2014 15:40:26 GMT
The dog in my signature had lots of nicknames...Pooka Bear, Rug (because when his hair was long, that was what he looked like), Dirty White Boy, The Pookster, Hoover (he was ALWAYS scavenging in the kitchen), Lap Fungus.
Our new puppy, Sage so far gets called Cagey Sagey and Sneaky Bastard because he is always into something!
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Post by workingclassdog on Sept 19, 2014 15:50:33 GMT
Our little OLD Shih-Tzu we call senile.. well because she walks into walls, falls off the porch, wanders around in circles.. poor thing can't see or hear anymore.. but she just keeps ticking.. DH thinks we just need to put her down.. I won't do it.. she isn't in any pain.. she is just our little senile old dog who pees on the floor cause she forgets she isn't outside.
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Post by **Angie** on Sept 19, 2014 17:43:23 GMT
This is MaxYouFuck er: ![](http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a213/Sharlag/maxcloseup_zps9ee0dc18.jpg) I can't decide if he's being oh so cute, or ready to eat my face. Penelope has this weird look she gives and we call her our little serial killer. He's a beagle, right? That the "I hate you for not feeding me right this very second. Can you see how starved I am? I'm wasting away here, servant." face. My beagle has perfected that look, and I swear, she can produce that tear stain beside her eye on command.
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Post by red88 on Sept 19, 2014 17:46:05 GMT
My dog is often called "shit head". Especially when I find out he's been sleeping on my bed! Here is "shit head" in all his glory! Your dog is beautiful! What is his real name? His real name is Harley. He's a sweetheart, but man does he shed! That's why he's not allowed on my bed.
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Post by BeckyTech on Sept 19, 2014 20:25:51 GMT
That the "I hate you for not feeding me right this very second. Can you see how starved I am? I'm wasting away here, servant." face. My beagle has perfected that look, and I swear, she can produce that tear stain beside her eye on command. I call it the I-haven't-been-fed-in-30-days look and I beg to differ, but my Kayley has absolutely perfected that look. One time we took her to an Einstein's Bagel outdoor patio and she was giving that look to the people at the table next to us. I was so embarrassed, I actually interrupted their conversation to apologize and to assure them that she was not, in fact, starving. They laughed and said that with three of their own, they were quite familiar with that look and assured me they didn't think I was an abuser. ![:laugh:](//storage.proboards.com/5645536/images/Ivm7lm0DayrhoRpwvCeH.jpg)
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Post by sisterbdsq on Sept 19, 2014 21:48:14 GMT
I am starving! Everyone knows the look. This cracked me up several years ago...
I has sweet potato
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Post by Dori~Mama~Bear on Sept 19, 2014 22:05:18 GMT
Nicknames for my dogs.... Lets see....
Gadget gets called all kinds of names.... Prince Charming, Devil dog, horny corny dog (for when he humps his stuffed toys), chirper for when he stands at my feet and chirps for no reason. chicken dog for when he chews on his foot while getting a belly rub (Looks kinda like he is eating a chicken leg) I know there are more..... but I can't think of them
Pearl has a few but not as many as Gadget. the one she gets called the most is Princess, Princess Pearl, Princess Pearl white dog, Princekiss, toasted marshmellow (because she is white with a light beige color stripe that has gotten wider each year and she likes to lay in front of the fireplace during the winter) she doesn't really have nasty names... We do call her our almost perfect dog.
Skippy.... well..... he is a different story..... He came to us with the name skippy but we really never liked the name.... but he was my moms dog so we kept the name just changed it up. Skippy doodle bear. Raspbeary, Strawbeary, knucklehead. schizo Prince hair butt (because he has really long hair) deadhead (because there are times when he is sleeping he lays on his side with his feet straight out to the side like he is stand but laying. kinda looks like a dead dog) skippy doodle noodle, poodle noodle.
edited to add... They all get called buggy when they start bugging us for some reason or another and don't stop.
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