PLurker
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Jun 28, 2014 3:48:49 GMT
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Post by PLurker on Oct 18, 2018 4:54:09 GMT
Your husband would probably help out more if you served him Jello as a reward for his efforts. I actually have a queasy stomach right now and this has brought visions (and not of sugarplums!) of past "masterpieces" to my head. It is NOT helping the stomach situation, thank you very much!
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PrettyInPeank
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Jun 25, 2014 21:31:58 GMT
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Post by PrettyInPeank on Oct 18, 2018 4:58:02 GMT
Ya'll are my crazy internet family and I can't stop laughing. Never change.
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Post by jameynz on Oct 18, 2018 5:39:01 GMT
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anniebygaslight
Drama Llama
I'd love a cup of tea. #1966
Posts: 7,394
Location: Third Rock from the sun.
Jun 28, 2014 14:08:19 GMT
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Post by anniebygaslight on Oct 18, 2018 6:20:32 GMT
Best post ever.
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Post by gar on Oct 18, 2018 6:48:04 GMT
Awesome-ness
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Post by malibou on Oct 18, 2018 6:58:50 GMT
Holy cats this rocks!
As for whether or not you are wrong, absolutely not, and I would have served him salmon and peas jello for being ass. However, I might give him a pass if he does a nice job of manscaping and offers to pick up diva cups for you on his way home from the office.
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FurryP
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To pea or not to pea...
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Jun 26, 2014 19:58:26 GMT
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Post by FurryP on Oct 18, 2018 7:19:38 GMT
I love people with a sense of humor!!
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Post by jenjie on Oct 18, 2018 10:43:39 GMT
“when I went to the bathroom, there were fancy towels and regular towels and I wasn't sure what to use, so I just didn't wash my hands.“
Good thing this was after you returned all those carts to the corral! People should be more appreciative.
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Post by jenjie on Oct 18, 2018 10:44:23 GMT
.. you know might spend too much time here when every.single.situation requires no explanation lol #truth
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peabay
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Jun 25, 2014 19:50:41 GMT
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Post by peabay on Oct 18, 2018 10:46:52 GMT
Well, he could find out which cheerleader pooped next to the pool. That would help.
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Post by M on Oct 18, 2018 10:52:37 GMT
Girl, maybe your THRUSDAY will be better! Shout out to Lady Stars from the way back!
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Post by Saff on Oct 18, 2018 11:34:42 GMT
Obviously I haven't been here long enough. What are kitten heels? Or should I google?
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Post by Really Red on Oct 18, 2018 11:40:20 GMT
Haha! All we need is someone to blame a Democrat or Republican and we will have completed the circle!
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Post by lisae on Oct 18, 2018 11:42:45 GMT
It's a marvelous place we have that can embrace a joke about ourselves. Well done!
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Nanner
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Jun 25, 2014 23:13:23 GMT
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Post by Nanner on Oct 18, 2018 11:47:44 GMT
Tripping down memory lane tonight....thanks girls Speaking of French teenagers, does anyone remember how Fleur and her daughter (name escapes me) ended up leaving 2Peas? And wasn't there a brother/uncle named Mark as well? I think her daughter's name was Leigh something. It was a two-name name.
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Post by lisacharlotte on Oct 18, 2018 11:53:31 GMT
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Post by Restless Spirit on Oct 18, 2018 12:22:48 GMT
I’m relieved that the OP didn’t leave her car doors unlocked and her completely-full-of-every-one-of-scrapbooking-supplies cropper hopper bag was safe and not stolen by some random scrapbooking thief.
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Post by bbkeef on Oct 18, 2018 12:27:40 GMT
Thanks for the laugh!
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Judy26
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MOTFY Bitchy Nursemaid
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Jun 25, 2014 23:50:38 GMT
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Post by Judy26 on Oct 18, 2018 12:29:54 GMT
As long as your husband doesn’t have a picture of “Tub Girl “ as his screen saver you have nothing to complain about. Just sayin....
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Post by christine58 on Oct 18, 2018 12:30:16 GMT
So many memories in one thread....
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Post by giatocj on Oct 18, 2018 12:30:27 GMT
The bigger question should be "When is Thanksgiving this year?" so you can try to get your turkey that day. It's always good to plan ahead
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Post by M on Oct 18, 2018 12:32:42 GMT
The bigger question should be "When is Thanksgiving this year?" so you can try to get your turkey that day. It's always good to plan ahead If you order it FOR Thanksgiving, you can pick it up ON Thanksgiving, no? Also, I hope someone will post the instructions for the tampon angels this year. Mine were in the Cropper Hopper...in the car.
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flopsykitty
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Jun 26, 2014 18:08:12 GMT
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Post by flopsykitty on Oct 18, 2018 12:42:56 GMT
I'm quite proud that I "understood" about 95% of that! I actually guffawed!
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scrappert
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RefuPea #2956
Posts: 7,760
Location: Milwaukee, WI area
Jul 11, 2014 21:20:09 GMT
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Post by scrappert on Oct 18, 2018 13:08:16 GMT
This was a great morning coffee thread! Thank you! But are you sure he wasn't suffering from a man-cold? Because those are life threatening to the male species and totally make you feel like he doesn't appreciate you.
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Post by lbp on Oct 18, 2018 13:12:10 GMT
Well I am not sure you actually went to your friends house because you did not post a poll here asking if your kitten heels match the linked dress! Nor did you take a poll on what jewelry to wear!
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styxgirl
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Jun 27, 2014 4:51:44 GMT
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Post by styxgirl on Oct 18, 2018 13:58:46 GMT
Sounds like you had quite a day!
The only thing that surprised me was that at your friend's house you did foot-flush the toilet!
IMO - THAT was wrong!
Clever! Thx for the smile!
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Post by Deleted on Oct 18, 2018 14:15:10 GMT
So anyway, is it wrong of me to expect him to help out more?? I only serve my husband home grown, freshly picked salad leaves, I mean I'm not judging you for your 'bagged salad' but I think you could really, possibly put in a bit more effort.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 18, 2018 14:17:46 GMT
well done
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anniebygaslight
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I'd love a cup of tea. #1966
Posts: 7,394
Location: Third Rock from the sun.
Jun 28, 2014 14:08:19 GMT
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Post by anniebygaslight on Oct 18, 2018 14:30:36 GMT
As long as your husband doesn’t have a picture of “Tub Girl “ as his screen saver you have nothing to complain about. Just sayin.... What ever you do, DON'T google this. I ignored previous warnings and haven't slept since.
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RosieKat
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Jun 25, 2014 19:28:04 GMT
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Post by RosieKat on Oct 18, 2018 14:33:05 GMT
Since you did not provide apple bread or Dead Aunt cookies, yes. You were wrong.
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