StephDRebel
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Post by StephDRebel on Dec 31, 2018 23:54:59 GMT
I came home from grocery shopping today and found 4 gallon bags of bread on my porch. The other 3 are yeast rolls. They are still warm and the bags are steamy. I had a couple of people stop by to pick packages and donations up from my porch while I was gone. none of them mentioned leaving bread. The bread was on the opposite side of the porch from where they left their money. None of them work at restaurants or were coming from anywhere that would have tons of bread. I'm perplexed. Where did it come from, who left it, and should I eat it because I have some fresh butter and its calling my name. Take your best guess, I'm currently entertaining all conspiracy theories.  |
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Post by leftturnonly on Dec 31, 2018 23:59:07 GMT
My best guess is that you should eat your warm bread with your fresh butter immediately and then ask questions.
Of course, I'm hungry, so that may influence my answer.
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Post by peasapie on Jan 1, 2019 0:00:29 GMT
You have a neighbor who loves to bake and appreciates you. Eat while warm!
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Post by elaine on Jan 1, 2019 0:02:27 GMT
I’m guessing someone who was picking up something left it for you.
I’d eat it. Fresh bread is like crack cocaine for me.
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Post by destined2bmom on Jan 1, 2019 0:03:15 GMT
I think that you have some nice neighbors. Maybe trying to make up for the chickens? Or the neighbors dog? Or just appreciating having you as their neighbor?
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seaexplore
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Post by seaexplore on Jan 1, 2019 0:04:38 GMT
EATTTTT ITTTTTTTTT!!!!!
Who cares where it came from or why you have it? It's hot fresh bread and you have butter! Sit down with the butter, a knife and the bread. Enjoy!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 1, 2019 0:11:25 GMT
Sidewalk cupcakes, stranger casseroles and now porch bread. We couldn't make this stuff up if we tried!  |
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Post by SockMonkey on Jan 1, 2019 0:18:43 GMT
I would eat porch bread. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Post by Crack-a-lackin on Jan 1, 2019 0:19:39 GMT
Soft and warm porch bread would be hard to pass up, and I’m generally one of those that wouldn’t eat random food of unknown origin. I vote eat it.
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Anita
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Post by Anita on Jan 1, 2019 0:21:17 GMT
Um, yes! Don't turn down warm bread!
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Post by revirdsuba99 on Jan 1, 2019 0:26:06 GMT
Oh yes..... Warm bread and fresh butter, get to it!!
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Post by Restless Spirit on Jan 1, 2019 0:34:06 GMT
What’s your address? I’m on my way. I’m in NE Indiana and a storm just blew through and knocked out my power. Must eat bread while it’s warm and if this storm come your way you’ll have no way of warming it up. It must be eaten ASAP.
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Post by crazy4scraps on Jan 1, 2019 0:34:24 GMT
I’m going with my same answer from the Porch Casserole thread. I would only eat it if I knew who dropped it off. I’m not a very trusting sort though, so take that into consideration.
As someone who likes to bake and would readily share with neighbors, I would absolutely tape a note to the bag saying who left it. I wouldn’t want to go to all the trouble to make homemade bread only to have someone throw it out because they didn’t know where it came from.
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Post by Merge on Jan 1, 2019 0:41:39 GMT
I would totally eat the warm porch bread.
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Post by LavenderLayoutLady on Jan 1, 2019 0:47:27 GMT
I’m going with my same answer from the Porch Casserole thread. I would only eat it if I knew who dropped it off. I’m not a very trusting sort though, so take that into consideration. As someone who likes to bake and would readily share with neighbors, I would absolutely tape a note to the bag saying who left it. I wouldn’t want to go to all the trouble to make homemade bread only to have someone throw it out because they didn’t know where it came from. Ditto. But I'm not trusting, and also don't have neighbors that would leave bread without knocking and handing it to me. |
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Post by femalebusiness on Jan 1, 2019 0:50:23 GMT
What a very cool porch present. That would last for about five minutes around here.
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Post by Lovebug2867 on Jan 1, 2019 1:36:36 GMT
No one ever leaves bread on my porch. Such a sad life I leave. I'd totally eat warm porch bread.
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twinsmomfla99
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Post by twinsmomfla99 on Jan 1, 2019 1:41:32 GMT
Can you think of anyone who has a grudge and wants to poison you? If not, eat and enjoy! 😂
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Post by KelleeM on Jan 1, 2019 2:05:32 GMT
Fresh butter and warm porch bread sound like a perfect combination. And since I envision you living in Mayberry I say eat it!
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Post by Crack-a-lackin on Jan 1, 2019 4:18:29 GMT
So...how was it?
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StephDRebel
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Post by StephDRebel on Jan 1, 2019 4:49:10 GMT
Amazing!
And...mystery solved.
There is an amish market down the street and they had leftovers so they sent it home with my neighbor 'for the chickens'although they actually meant 'for my belly'
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Post by ScrapbookMyLife on Jan 1, 2019 4:58:17 GMT
My guess is one of the neighbors.
I wouldn't eat it, until I confirmed the delivery source.
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grrlsmom
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Post by grrlsmom on Jan 1, 2019 5:19:33 GMT
It's the carb fairy!
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Anita
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Post by Anita on Jan 1, 2019 5:22:07 GMT
And it was Amish?? Now I'm really jealous.
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Post by roberta on Jan 1, 2019 5:29:59 GMT
Yay 😁
So happy mystery solved!
(I watch too many BBC Murder Mysteries to eat the unknown!)
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Post by beepdave on Jan 1, 2019 5:34:33 GMT
I must really be tired - I read the thread title as "I've been beheaded." Yikes! I blame it on watching Bird Box by myself last night!
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Post by 950nancy on Jan 1, 2019 6:11:09 GMT
Sorry, the best comment I had was about a yeast infection...
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flute4peace
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Post by flute4peace on Jan 1, 2019 18:21:01 GMT
I used to have a little shop that shared a small gravel parking lot with a mom & pop restaurant that made fresh rolls daily. Every night they would throw the leftovers in the parking lot for the birds. I may or may not have rescued a few...
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Kath
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Post by Kath on Jan 1, 2019 18:39:01 GMT
I must really be tired - I read the thread title as "I've been beheaded." Yikes! I blame it on watching Bird Box by myself last night! lol |
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azredhead
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Post by azredhead on Jan 1, 2019 18:42:38 GMT
Porch Bread!! Is this a new trend?!    enjoy your bread!! |
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