Stop Using the Vacuum to End your period

I...what?

I bet Phoebe's grandma never heard that one!

I thought I had already heard it all but I guess not! Can you imagine what a raging rip-roaring infection that would cause? To say nothing of the trauma to the reproductive organs! I can't imagine a good outcome from doing this. Some people are crazy!

Ah, see here I thought that by not vacuuming your house you could have shorter periods.....I was all for that. Never even entered my mind that someone would actually stick a hoover up their hooha

Good gosh. I just can't understand some people.

Yikes!

The mind boggles. Do you stick that long thin attachment normally used to suck dirt out of the window track? Or the big one and invert the vagina so you can scrub it down? 

I don’t understand why anyone would do this enough that they thought it made their period shorter instead of longer.

Since both girls came in the same week, maybe it was a prank or revenge of some sort. I can just see a girl getting back at her romantic rivals by swearing this works.

BWUAAAHAHAHAHA 😂😂😂👍

That's what I was thinking, and we wonder why there are warnings on things that make you go hmmmm.

Wow. No words.

Oh man, the warning tag on the next vacuum I buy is gonna be EPIC!!!  

years ago I remember hearing about menstrual extraction which uses vacuum tubing (no NOT the sort of vacuum for cleaning your carpets). It was used to 'avoid getting a period' but I think also for super early abortions. And I thought that sounded a bit nuts.

But this? this is well beyond a bit nuts...

Steaming our jay jays no longer seems that crazy now, does it?