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Post by Deleted on Jun 21, 2019 4:18:43 GMT
Mine would probably be that "she cursed like a sailor". If someone were to write something funny in your obituary, what would they write about you?
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Post by Deleted on Jun 21, 2019 5:38:45 GMT
I told you I was sick.
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wellway
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Post by wellway on Jun 21, 2019 7:13:34 GMT
She loved crafting things for our home... a lot of things.
There is a gift for everyone on the way out.
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ashley
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Post by ashley on Jun 21, 2019 11:03:41 GMT
She tried.
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Post by phoenixcov on Jun 21, 2019 11:26:43 GMT
Isn`t it quiet around here now?
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Post by gar on Jun 21, 2019 12:04:38 GMT
Nice...ate a lot of chocolate 😀
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Post by thundergal on Jun 21, 2019 13:20:08 GMT
She's gone where the dogs are...
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Post by **GypsyGirl** on Jun 21, 2019 13:22:17 GMT
She moved...a lot. I've also told the family that I want my headstone engraved with Allied moving boxes instead of the usual cross or flowers.
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Post by jeremysgirl on Jun 21, 2019 13:31:59 GMT
A tie-dyed dress, she was a psychedelic mess.
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ashley
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Post by ashley on Jun 21, 2019 13:33:44 GMT
Actually, mine should probably say:
She tried.
And swore. A lot.
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Post by workingclassdog on Jun 21, 2019 13:33:57 GMT
Crap what about all that scrapbook stuff?
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schizo319
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Post by schizo319 on Jun 21, 2019 13:51:08 GMT
Here lies a Maker who cursed a lot and loved cheese.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 21, 2019 13:52:19 GMT
Ding Dong...she is finally gone.
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Post by Delta Dawn on Jun 21, 2019 14:10:35 GMT
BOO! I plan to haunt everyone and to never die.
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freebird
Drama Llama
'cause I'm free as a bird now
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Post by freebird on Jun 21, 2019 14:11:38 GMT
She tried her hardest, but she died anyway  |
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Post by jubejubes on Jun 21, 2019 14:56:59 GMT
I have told my family to have a huge table(s) outside the viewing area. EVERYONE MUST take a piece or two of fabric, rubber stamps and/or scrapbook items and/or quilting books/magazines.
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Post by librarylady on Jun 21, 2019 14:59:04 GMT
Great! No more random facts coming our way!
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Post by janniepea on Jun 21, 2019 15:03:30 GMT
Death by chocolate.
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Post by disneypal on Jun 21, 2019 15:12:52 GMT
She leaves behind a beloved family, several unfinished scrapbooks and uncompleted knitting projects  |
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Post by piebaker on Jun 21, 2019 15:53:44 GMT
She's had her last bad hair day.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 21, 2019 16:03:10 GMT
The craft supply store in her home is now closed.
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Post by jubejubes on Jun 21, 2019 16:18:00 GMT
My grandmother had her fatal stroke in-between bites of chocolate cake & whipped cream! It does happen. |
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Post by workingclassdog on Jun 21, 2019 16:35:45 GMT
I have told my family to have a huge table(s) outside the viewing area. EVERYONE MUST take a piece or two of fabric, rubber stamps and/or scrapbook items and/or quilting books/magazines. When my scrapbooking friend passed away about a year and half ago, the family put up a Christmas Tree and it was full of her ornaments she made. There was enough for EVERYONE to have two or three. I miss my friend. I have been working with her hubby to start getting her stuff out of the house. Never in my life could describe how much one person has. Her entire walk-in closet, one dresser in her bedroom, a finished basement (probably 2,500 sq. ft.) with three rooms FULL of stuff. Unfortunately, her DH has been dragging his feet and I don't know if we will ever be able to get it out of there. Thankfully she was pretty organized so whoever will have to deal with it, it isn't just a huge mess. |
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Post by delila on Jun 22, 2019 19:22:45 GMT
You didn’t bother to check on me while I was alive so get the fuck away from me now that I’m dead. If you thought I made you miserable while I was alive just wait, I will make your life hell now because I have nothing to lose, I’m dead!!!
delila
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Post by malibou on Jun 22, 2019 22:36:04 GMT
Damn, that vessel of stupid knowledge had a mouth on her. She made tasty appetizers. She loved completely.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 23, 2019 1:23:37 GMT
She swore a lot. Fuck and hell are my favorite adjectives.
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Post by ScrapbookMyLife on Jun 23, 2019 5:25:20 GMT
Please join us at her celebration of life memorial service, to take one last group photo for her scrapbooks.   |
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Post by KelleeM on Jun 23, 2019 13:42:25 GMT
We’ll miss her cookies.
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msliz
Drama Llama
The Procrastinator
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Post by msliz on Jun 23, 2019 14:06:19 GMT
My obit will say that I loved my family unconditionally and with my whole heart.
But my headstone will be another story. There's a 50/50 chance it'll read, "Put it on the list," which is my reply to 70% of what my family tells me some days. DH has threatened to put it on my headstone if I go first.
I don't care enough to remember your crap. I have my own crap. Write it down and I'll see when I need to deal with it.
"I'm out of toothpaste."
"I don't freaking care!"
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Post by grammadee on Jun 23, 2019 14:21:03 GMT
My grandmother had her fatal stroke in-between bites of chocolate cake & whipped cream! It does happen. Now THAT's the way to go! Mine might read: "Smile, God! Here comes Gramma with her camera!" |
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