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Post by amblet on Apr 7, 2020 4:12:47 GMT
I am laughing hopefully with you and applaud you for being brave enough to post this. I could not read and not post.
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samantha25
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Post by samantha25 on Apr 7, 2020 4:32:26 GMT
I am laughing hopefully with you and applaud you for being brave enough to post this. I could not read and not post. I'm laughing too... now that you say it that way.. Maybe I should delete? Offensive?
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Post by AussieMeg on Apr 7, 2020 4:50:07 GMT
Guys are gross! They do like to flash, that's for sure! ETA: Not all guys, obviously.
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seaexplore
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Post by seaexplore on Apr 7, 2020 4:58:15 GMT
My husband doesn’t get why I don’t wanna look at his junk.
My 4 year old boy doesn’t get it either.
Lol
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Gennifer
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Post by Gennifer on Apr 7, 2020 5:13:00 GMT
Like just randomly flash you? No, my husband does not do that, but he’s always happy when he walks into the closet and catches me changing my clothes.
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samantha25
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Post by samantha25 on Apr 7, 2020 5:19:46 GMT
Like just randomly flash you? No, my husband does not do that, but he’s always happy when he walks into the closet and catches me changing my clothes. Not flash... he does a cheesy line of... well it's going to get a lot hotter in here and then shows me how it's going to get hotter in here... I roll my eyes... but this is every day... a rolling annoyance as he serves me a drink....
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anaterra
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Post by anaterra on Apr 7, 2020 5:34:00 GMT
My dh doesn't do it to me... but im always flashing my tits at him... he likes it...
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Post by ametallichick on Apr 7, 2020 8:36:43 GMT
It’s totally a guy thing. My dh will get undressed to get in the shower and he’ll be like yay like with a little hip move showing me what he’s got. Ya dude! I know. Been with you for almost 30 years. He’s too much! But he does ask me everyday IF I wanna take my top off (•)(•) 😆
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kelly8875
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Post by kelly8875 on Apr 7, 2020 12:15:16 GMT
lol, I get views like that at my house too. You’re not alone.
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miyooper2b
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Post by miyooper2b on Apr 7, 2020 12:23:55 GMT
My DH will randomly flash me too. If he could he'd be naked all the time. LOL!
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QueenoftheSloths
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Post by QueenoftheSloths on Apr 7, 2020 12:45:50 GMT
After I showered yesterday, I wandered into the living room naked to give DH an eyeful. Gotta keep things interesting for him while we are in confinement!
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Post by alexa11 on Apr 7, 2020 12:48:24 GMT
You should see my Tinder feed... No faces attached to THAT particular pic usually. The funny thing is even if I did want to see that, at least try to keep it sexy. Most guys pull up their sloppy shirt, pull down their pants, their fat belly hanging, and then you see a junky, messy room in the background. How's that for a visual? Guys just don't get it. I send them to my married girlfriends and they just die. And I also send them to DD34 and tell her I've found her a man...
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scrappert
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Post by scrappert on Apr 7, 2020 12:51:24 GMT
LOL, mine likes to dance for me before he gets in the shower if I am in the same room. If we are alone, he will randomly flash me.
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Post by Spongemom Scrappants on Apr 7, 2020 12:51:25 GMT
I do think it’s a Y-chromosome thing to like to “display” your privates. Like those male birds with all the plumage that just have to put on a show.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 7, 2020 12:54:34 GMT
We regularly flash each other.
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YooHoot
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Post by YooHoot on Apr 7, 2020 13:01:43 GMT
But can he hang a towel off it? Because that’s a parlor trick I get the courtesy of seeing regularly. 😂
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Post by dewryce on Apr 7, 2020 13:03:10 GMT
I don’t remember my DH doing that, but I’m sure he must have at least once in the last 26 years. I mean, chances are pretty good, right?
But I do know someone (who shall remain nameless) whose husband walked up to her holding a microwaveable meal with two enchiladas, announced “three enchiladas!” as he plopped his business down next to the enchiladas...and then promptly screamed. Because, hot.
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johnnysmom
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Post by johnnysmom on Apr 7, 2020 13:18:15 GMT
My husband doesn’t get why I don’t wanna look at his junk. My 4 year old boy doesn’t get it either. Lol IKR?!?! I say it's called "bumping uglies" for a reason. It serves a purpose but leaving it all hang out is not a turn on. As for the kids, I swear they get this shiny new toy in utero and then insist on playing with it and showing it off for life
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Post by workingclassdog on Apr 7, 2020 13:28:25 GMT
Oh yeah, DH used to do it a lot.. getting in out of shower, things like that.. once we had kids it was toned down quite a bit. Now that he is never home I don't even remember what it looks like.. Now the joke is we never do it anymore.. ummm yeah because we are physically near each other.. ha
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StephDRebel
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Post by StephDRebel on Apr 7, 2020 13:38:29 GMT
Does he do the helicopter?
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Post by Spongemom Scrappants on Apr 7, 2020 13:42:33 GMT
But can he hang a towel off it? Because that’s a parlor trick I get the courtesy of seeing regularly. Does he do the helicopter? Do these fit the #humblebrag hashtag?
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StephDRebel
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Post by StephDRebel on Apr 7, 2020 13:46:28 GMT
But can he hang a towel off it? Because that’s a parlor trick I get the courtesy of seeing regularly. Does he do the helicopter? Do these fit the #humblebrag hashtag? I wish! I kept hearing about the helicopter and started duplicating it at my parties. It gets a good reaction but I'm not sure if it's a real thing or something women really need payback for 😆
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Post by Deleted on Apr 7, 2020 13:50:03 GMT
Do these fit the #humblebrag hashtag? I wish! I kept hearing about the helicopter and started duplicating it at my parties. It gets a good reaction but I'm not sure if it's a real thing or something women really need payback for 😆 I went on a date once with a very nice younger guy, we 'bumped into' his mother while we were out who proudly told me he helicoptered his penis at her every time he took a shower at her house. Yeah, I was unavailable to take his calls or texts after that!!
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Post by Spongemom Scrappants on Apr 7, 2020 13:53:53 GMT
I went on a date once with a very nice younger guy, we 'bumped into' his mother while we were out who proudly told me he helicoptered his penis at her every time he took a shower at her house. Ack! No!
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Post by farmgirl on Apr 7, 2020 13:54:20 GMT
I don’t remember my DH doing that, but I’m sure he must have at least once in the last 26 years. I mean, chances are pretty good, right? But I do know someone (who shall remain nameless) whose husband walked up to her holding a microwaveable meal with two enchiladas, announced “three enchiladas!” as he plopped his business down next to the enchiladas...and then promptly screamed. Because, hot. OMG I just spit out coffee all over my desk. I cannot stop laughing at this...THANK YOU!!! Boys. Obsessed with their junk and not very bright..."Three enchiladas!"
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Post by dewryce on Apr 7, 2020 13:58:59 GMT
I don’t remember my DH doing that, but I’m sure he must have at least once in the last 26 years. I mean, chances are pretty good, right? But I do know someone (who shall remain nameless) whose husband walked up to her holding a microwaveable meal with two enchiladas, announced “three enchiladas!” as he plopped his business down next to the enchiladas...and then promptly screamed. Because, hot. OMG I just spit out coffee all over my desk. I cannot stop laughing at this...THANK YOU!!! Boys. Obsessed with their junk and not very bright..."Three enchiladas!" Right? I about died when she told me!
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kibblesandbits
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Post by kibblesandbits on Apr 7, 2020 14:00:16 GMT
ewwww
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Post by dewryce on Apr 7, 2020 14:01:28 GMT
I wish! I kept hearing about the helicopter and started duplicating it at my parties. It gets a good reaction but I'm not sure if it's a real thing or something women really need payback for 😆 I went on a date once with a very nice younger guy, we 'bumped into' his mother while we were out who proudly told me he helicoptered his penis at her every time he took a shower at her house. Yeah, I was unavailable to take his calls or texts after that!! Just how much younger are we talking about here, Lainey? Because surely no one over the age of 10 would shake his dick at his mother. Surely, surely she was fucking with him.
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YooHoot
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Post by YooHoot on Apr 7, 2020 14:48:41 GMT
Does he do the helicopter? Occasionally it’s that whacking it back and forth that makes a skin on skin smacking sound. I think he helicoptered in his younger years but his almost 50year old hips won’t allow him to do that anymore.
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seaexplore
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Post by seaexplore on Apr 7, 2020 15:10:24 GMT
I love this thread so much! Put a huge smile on my face and lots of giggles this morning!
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