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Post by Deleted on Apr 7, 2020 15:18:44 GMT
I went on a date once with a very nice younger guy, we 'bumped into' his mother while we were out who proudly told me he helicoptered his penis at her every time he took a shower at her house. Yeah, I was unavailable to take his calls or texts after that!! Just how much younger are we talking about here, Lainey?  Because surely no one over the age of 10 would shake his dick at his mother. Surely, surely she was fucking with him. He was 27 I was...not 27. She said he'd done it since he was a little boy, he'd stand at the top of the stairs and shake it all about. He wasn't embarrassed by her telling me, I on the other hand was mortified. |
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Post by dewryce on Apr 7, 2020 15:23:53 GMT
Just how much younger are we talking about here, Lainey? Because surely no one over the age of 10 would shake his dick at his mother. Surely, surely she was fucking with him. He was 27 I was...not 27. She said he'd done it since he was a little boy, he'd stand at the top of the stairs and shake it all about. He wasn't embarrassed by her telling me, I on the other hand was mortified. 27, not 17? You sure?  Cause his mom showed up and the brains aren’t fully developed at 17 so maybe I could buy it then. I just...wouldn’t know what to say when he said that. He shakes his wanker at his mom as a fully grown man. Seriously, what did you say? |
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Post by pridemom on Apr 7, 2020 15:24:04 GMT
🥰😀😂 this thread.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 7, 2020 15:28:42 GMT
He was 27 I was...not 27. She said he'd done it since he was a little boy, he'd stand at the top of the stairs and shake it all about. He wasn't embarrassed by her telling me, I on the other hand was mortified. 27, not 17? You sure? Cause his mom showed up and the brains aren’t fully developed at 17 so maybe I could buy it then. I just...wouldn’t know what to say when he said that. He shakes his wanker at his mom as a fully grown man. Seriously, what did you say?I think it was something like, 'I'm going to the bar'. It was weird she showed up, she just happened to be passing apparently. She didn't stay long after the squicky genital shaking revelation and neither did I  |
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Post by dewryce on Apr 7, 2020 15:34:37 GMT
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Post by scrappert on Apr 7, 2020 21:18:47 GMT
Does he do the helicopter? Occasionally it’s that whacking it back and forth that makes a skin on skin smacking sound. I think he helicoptered in his younger years but his almost 50year old hips won’t allow him to do that anymore.  I can just hear it.... |
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Post by myboysnme on Apr 7, 2020 21:20:24 GMT
No, just no. But neither one of us have anything glorious to show.
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Post by rickmer on Apr 7, 2020 21:43:50 GMT
okay, dunno if this will work but i follow John Boyega on twitter... he posted this the other day. i *think* the link takes you to his twitter page, go about half way down to a post by "Princess Leia" and watch the video. made me LOL.... guys all deep in their gaming, don't bug me, followed by... blink blink.... "i gotta go man!!!!". link to john boyega's twitter feed eta: no nudity/junk in video link!!! |
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Post by Neisey on Apr 7, 2020 21:55:08 GMT
okay, dunno if this will work but i follow John Boyega on twitter... he posted this the other day. i *think* the link takes you to his twitter page, go about half way down to a post by "Princess Leia" and watch the video. made me LOL.... guys all deep in their gaming, don't bug me, followed by... blink blink.... "i gotta go man!!!!". link to john boyega's twitter feed I loved watching their faces! I might try it myself...I'm sure SO wouldn't mind 😉 (Of course we don't live together so it will have to wait til social isolation us over. But his house is surrounded by trees so maybe I could do a walk-by on the back deck lol |
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Post by seaexplore on Apr 7, 2020 22:47:10 GMT
okay, dunno if this will work but i follow John Boyega on twitter... he posted this the other day. i *think* the link takes you to his twitter page, go about half way down to a post by "Princess Leia" and watch the video. made me LOL.... guys all deep in their gaming, don't bug me, followed by... blink blink.... "i gotta go man!!!!". link to john boyega's twitter feed eta: no nudity/junk in video link!!! That was great! All the guys had the same expressions too! LOL |
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Post by Jessica on Apr 7, 2020 23:11:59 GMT
Lol. BOYS. I had an ex-boyfriend who loved the helicopter move. SMDH.
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Post by femalebusiness on Apr 7, 2020 23:25:56 GMT
I've told him for decades how exceptional his genitalia is and he believes me. He shows it off regularly. My only rule is, you whip it out and I get to fondle it.  |
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Post by 950nancy on Apr 7, 2020 23:28:07 GMT
I do think it’s a Y-chromosome thing to like to “display” your privates. Like those male birds with all the plumage that just have to put on a show. Yup, they have no feathers, so they share what they do have. |
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Post by 950nancy on Apr 7, 2020 23:36:00 GMT
okay, dunno if this will work but i follow John Boyega on twitter... he posted this the other day. i *think* the link takes you to his twitter page, go about half way down to a post by "Princess Leia" and watch the video. made me LOL.... guys all deep in their gaming, don't bug me, followed by... blink blink.... "i gotta go man!!!!". link to john boyega's twitter feed eta: no nudity/junk in video link!!! That was great! All the guys had the same expressions too! LOL Not a single one of them was like babe, I got a headache. |
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Post by Jessica on Apr 7, 2020 23:52:48 GMT
okay, dunno if this will work but i follow John Boyega on twitter... he posted this the other day. i *think* the link takes you to his twitter page, go about half way down to a post by "Princess Leia" and watch the video. made me LOL.... guys all deep in their gaming, don't bug me, followed by... blink blink.... "i gotta go man!!!!". link to john boyega's twitter feed eta: no nudity/junk in video link!!! The reactions...fabulous. |
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Post by Lexica on Apr 8, 2020 0:20:25 GMT
My ex used to stand by my side of the bed in the mornings when I was still asleep. I would wake to seeing him standing there, naked, with an erection and him making the erection talk to me. You know how they can make it move up and down by contracting muscles? He would talk in a weird voice and have it tell me good morning and ask for a good morning kiss. It was always funny. Never successful. He didn’t really intend it as a come on, just a funny thing to do.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 8, 2020 2:59:29 GMT
Like just randomly flash you? No, my husband does not do that, but he’s always happy when he walks into the closet and catches me changing my clothes. Not flash... he does a cheesy line of... well it's going to get a lot hotter in here and then shows me how it's going to get hotter in here... I roll my eyes... but this is every day... a rolling annoyance as he serves me a drink.... I love this!! You have to be a close and comfortable couple to be able to do this. I have this type of relationship with DH. We celebrate each other, joke with each other and we've both never felt as safe and free. It's love! |
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Post by samantha25 on Apr 8, 2020 3:44:32 GMT
Great responses... tfs and glad I posted a funny thread vs my sometimes thread killers.....keep posting everyone! Love ya!
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Post by cindyupnorth on Apr 8, 2020 22:30:39 GMT
When he comes in and breathes at you and shows you his privates? All in jest... just funny... I don't go around showing my va gay gay to my partner... does anyone do that? Do you show yours? Am I missing something? All things to waste some time....LOL oooook? what? when he breathes AT you? and flashes his junk?? ah, no? that is sort of odd? How old are you guys?! LOL? 20s? |
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Post by samantha25 on Apr 8, 2020 23:02:01 GMT
When he comes in and breathes at you and shows you his privates? All in jest... just funny... I don't go around showing my va gay gay to my partner... does anyone do that? Do you show yours? Am I missing something? All things to waste some time....LOL oooook? what? when he breathes AT you? and flashes his junk?? ah, no? that is sort of odd? How old are you guys?! LOL? 20s? I wish! He's a mouth-breather because of a broken nose (drives me nuts)... we are old!- LOL |
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Post by Rainy_Day_Woman on Apr 8, 2020 23:38:46 GMT
I was giggling at this thread and my husband *just* sent me post shower pics, LOL. He's been working on a six pack so I can't say I mind Good timing I suppose. I can't escape it either! |
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Post by zella on Apr 9, 2020 2:54:33 GMT
Oh good lord, don't get me started on men and their junk. And they don't seem to grow out of their fascination with it either! Women don't do ANYTHING equivalent. Nothing! And our bits look better than theirs. And the older they get, the worse they look. But my word, men still think their junk is just the best thing in the world, and don't you want to play with it? Uh, no. Put your clothes on for gods sake. Act like a mature adult. |
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Post by justcindy on Apr 9, 2020 4:02:09 GMT
oh my GOSH y'all, I'm dying!!! This thread is freaking HILARIOUS, and SO reminds me of the original Two Peas board, back in the day!!!! Thank you to each contributor, for the laughs and blast from the past! I love this board so damn much. We still got it!  PS, I wish we had more than just the thumbs up, like on facebook. Some of these responses have me howling, and a polite little head nod isn't conveying my delirious laughter.... |
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Post by pierkiss on Apr 9, 2020 4:21:03 GMT
This is my favorite thread. Absolutely hysterical. 🤣🤣
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Post by River on Apr 9, 2020 5:46:07 GMT
Great thread! Just what I needed to lighten my mood.
My exDH used to flash me all the time in different manners and think he was either being sexy or funny.
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Post by phoenixcov on Apr 9, 2020 9:09:24 GMT
I get what to see what I call the hippy hippy shake it dance when my Mister is having a silly moment . That man has zero rhythm at the best of times. |
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Post by gar on Apr 9, 2020 9:16:23 GMT
They're born with that desire to show off I swear! Even my 3 year old grandson has pointed and said "Nanna, that's my willy!" with a genuine air of pride Yes sweetheart, I've changed your nappy more times than you know  |
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Post by Night Owl on Apr 9, 2020 9:38:48 GMT
He often goes to bed before me so sometimes he'll come out in his robe and flash me, in his mind I am going to be so turned on I will drop what I am doing and run to bed.   |
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Post by gar on Apr 9, 2020 11:09:03 GMT
He often goes to bed before me so sometimes he'll come out in his robe and flash me, in his mind I am going to be so turned on I will drop what I am doing and run to bed. I think that is exactly what they hope...that we'll be so impressed we won't be able to resist |
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Post by scrappington on Apr 9, 2020 11:23:19 GMT
I'm not the only one with that husband!
I'm thinking three times a day he does it. Maybe every few days I get the dinky dance. Which I think is what guys doing they can't do the helicopter.
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Because surely no one over the age of 10 would shake his dick at his mother. Surely, surely she was fucking with him. 
Cause his mom showed up and the brains aren’t fully developed at 17 so maybe I could buy it then. I just...wouldn’t know what to say when he said that. He shakes his wanker at his mom as a fully grown man. Seriously, what did you say?
