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Post by epeanymous on Jan 21, 2023 1:19:30 GMT
God bless 'em, the students are having a fundraiser where you "vote" with money for a professor to have to sing karaoke at their event tonight, and guess who won. If you can't sing, and you have to sing karaoke, what do you sing? I may be able to persuade the second-place professor to do a duet, so duet suggestions also welcome. FWIW the terrible singing voice I have is alto or lower (if I can sing along to a song it's a woman with a lower voice or a man).
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Post by Deleted on Jan 21, 2023 1:25:20 GMT
Something by Jon Bon Jovi. Just about anything of his songs.
Baby Girl by Sugarland or Wide open spaces by Dixie chicks.
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Post by ScrapbookMyLife on Jan 21, 2023 1:26:03 GMT
,I can't sing, so if I had to get up there and sing for charity......then I would sing something totally ridiculous, like the Oscar Mayer song and I would wave a bologna sandwich and a pack of bologna around as part of my act. Or maybe make a bologna sandwich. I would wear an Oscar Meyer apron.
If I have to embarrass myself, I am going to make it funny and ridiculous.
Edited to add.... Or I would "sing" chant the Toni Basil "Mickey" song, while wearing a cheerleader outfit. Or The Valley Girl song, while dressed like a Valley girl. Or, The Hokey Pokey song. Or, Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer.
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Post by ellen on Jan 21, 2023 1:26:56 GMT
Oh dear God, this would kill me. I would probably sing “I Love Rock and Roll” by Joan Jett. Jolene by Dolly Parton could be fun. I would really encourage them to sing along with you.
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Post by AussieMeg on Jan 21, 2023 1:27:11 GMT
I can't sing to save myself, but I have always said that Me & Bobby McGee (the Janis Joplin version) would be "my" karaoke song.
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Post by paget on Jan 21, 2023 1:31:27 GMT
Well, I’d have to quit my job because I couldn’t do it. Or I’d have dh stand in for me as he loves karaoke and goes regularly (he’s very good). A duet that is fine to sound bad (IMO) is summer loving from grease. I’ve seen it done badly often at karaoke and everyone still seems to enjoy it.
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Post by epeanymous on Jan 21, 2023 1:37:47 GMT
Well, I’d have to quit my job because I couldn’t do it. Or I’d have dh stand in for me as he loves karaoke and goes regularly (he’s very good). A duet that is fine to sound bad (IMO) is summer loving from grease. I’ve seen it done badly often at karaoke and everyone still seems to enjoy it. Ha. I "won" the only other time I agreed to be put in the auction and I swear I had three glasses of wine before I could even contemplate getting on stage. And I love to perform! Just not to sing . Do 20-somethings even know Grease? I was threatening Smiths songs at my teenager and he said "mom everyone will hate you."
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Post by Lexica on Jan 21, 2023 1:40:29 GMT
I am very confidant that I have the world's worst singing voice. And yet it feels so good to crank up my music and belt something out. the trick is to have the music at least twice as loud as I am. I would have to leave the country if I was ever forced to sing in front of anyone.
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Post by scraphollie27 on Jan 21, 2023 1:45:06 GMT
Goodbye Earl by the Dixie Chicks is my go to Karaoke song but I’m usually well into an evening of drink before I get up there.
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Post by Merge on Jan 21, 2023 1:46:50 GMT
Dh always does New York, New York. He’s terrible. I think the trick is to find something that your target audience will automatically sing with you, taking off a lot of the pressure.
I always feel stupid doing karaoke. I can sing - it’s my job - and I feel like I’m expected to put on a Grammy-worthy performance. Too much pressure! So I just wait until people are drunk and do something they’re likely to sing along with. In my age group, that’s usually 80s pop or 90s country.
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Post by ecvnj58 on Jan 21, 2023 1:53:41 GMT
Ocean avenue by yellow card is pretty easy to sing.
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Post by samantha25 on Jan 21, 2023 2:09:43 GMT
Paradise by the dashboard lights?
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Post by maryannscraps on Jan 21, 2023 2:12:34 GMT
Paradise by the dashboard lights? Lol! Isn’t that like 20 minutes long? I’d go with something Neil Young. You always sound good singing his stuff.
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Post by katiekaty on Jan 21, 2023 2:34:20 GMT
Sing “We Are The Champions” and invite everyone to sing at the beginning and tell them it’s a crowd favorite and you need them to help you out and sing with and just go for it!
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Post by Neisey on Jan 21, 2023 2:35:14 GMT
Sweet Caroline…everyone always sings (yells) along.
Good luck!
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Post by cadoodlebug on Jan 21, 2023 2:44:57 GMT
Sweet Caroline…everyone always sings (yells) along. Good luck! We sang it on a bus with a tour group in Italy ~ our tour director couldn't sing worth squat but she belted it out with the rest of us. I think of that group every time I hear that song. And for what it's worth, I'm so bad I had to mime the words during sorority rush so I wouldn't gross out the rushees! Now THAT's bad!
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Post by quinmm14 on Jan 21, 2023 2:46:07 GMT
Sweet Caroline…everyone always sings (yells) along. Good luck! Yep, this is the perfect I couldn't sing my way out of a wet paper bag karaoke song. Ask me how I know...🤣 Or better yet, don't ask. 😁
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Post by ntsf on Jan 21, 2023 2:46:58 GMT
my dh who is a terrible singer, yet has had to do karaoke with work.. does let it be. (beetles)..
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Post by chendra on Jan 21, 2023 3:08:34 GMT
I've pondered this previously in case I ever end up in a similar situation.
My number one choice is "Tom's Diner" by Suzanne Vega, which is more like a mellow chant.
Next would be "Bad Reputation" by Joan Jett.
And if there are two of you "Mamma Mia" by Abba.
Good luck!
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Post by finaledition on Jan 21, 2023 3:16:25 GMT
One time I googled the easiest songs to karaoke and Bitch by Meredith Brooks was on the list. I think I could pull off that song. or maybe kick it old school and do Helen Reddy's I AM Woman. I think that would work for your voice.
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Post by worrywart on Jan 21, 2023 3:18:36 GMT
Duet - I would do Islands in the Stream, that would be fun and people like to sing it!
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Post by tmarschall on Jan 21, 2023 3:34:06 GMT
Oh Lordt! I hope my students don't talk to your students...don't go giving them any ideas! I remember that a lot of people would choose The Rose back in my day. But I agree you should pick something 20somethings know so they night sing with you. Beyoncé? Put a Ring on it? Sweet Caroline and New York New York are both great ideas too.
My humiliation-for-a-cause will be participating in Pie Your Prof as a fundraiser....take a pie of whipped cream in the face from the highest bidder. I'd rather do that over singing in public. But good luck!
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Post by janeliz on Jan 21, 2023 4:22:08 GMT
I always say that Werewolves of London by Warren Zevon would be my karaoke song. I’m probably lucky I haven’t had to see how that’d go, though.
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Post by styxgirl on Jan 21, 2023 5:52:55 GMT
You could always do "Don't Stop Believin" by Journey. Everyone will be so busy singing along, they won't pay attention to anything but themselves! LOLOL!
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Post by pajamamama on Jan 21, 2023 5:57:04 GMT
How about "Tequila"? Yes, the one where you only say the one word... If it was me it would be Natural Woman by Aretha Franklin.
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Post by Delta Dawn on Jan 21, 2023 7:45:37 GMT
Ok as a person who cannot sing and has done karaoke long before any of you knew what it was I have never met a native Japanese person with a good karaoke singing voice and we we were always stoned drunk and singing My way. If I can do it and all the Japanese I know can do it, you can do this. We had a few beers and then some whiskey to fortify ourselves and we belted out “I did it My Way.” In slurred English. I was 17 years of age at the time and god knows there are plenty of photos to back up my story which I am more than sure you don’t want to see.
All that said my ex-husband had a decent singing voice. We had to sing Kampai (Cheers) in Japanese as a duet and it’s a wedding song. Yeah we were drunk (very) and that’s when his friends started pressuring us to get married.
This may not make sense because I am severely jet lagged. Please believe all this is true.
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Post by Delta Dawn on Jan 21, 2023 7:46:48 GMT
You could always do "Don't Stop Believin" by Journey. Everyone will be so busy singing along, they won't pay attention to anything but themselves! LOLOL! This for the win!!!
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Post by gillyp on Jan 21, 2023 8:26:23 GMT
Rolling in the Deep by Adele.
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Post by corinne11 on Jan 21, 2023 10:17:41 GMT
Sweet Caroline…everyone always sings (yells) along. Good luck! Our principal recently retired and this is his favourite song so our Arts teacher taught the whole school ( 500 students from 5 to 12) to learn the words for the past few months in preparation. I love the song and have seen Neil Diamond twice so I am biased but being in a gym with everyone singing brought a few tears for sure! Corinne
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Post by J u l e e on Jan 21, 2023 11:20:27 GMT
Bad singers make good karaoke. No one wants to hear a really good singer. Bad singers who know they’re bad but have a lot of fun with their song are the best!
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