"there's a naked guy in our driveway'...

haha.

I've learned to never let the dogs out unless I'm dressed enough to chase after them. Once I was running around after one in my bathrobe with absolutely nothing on underneath and just wearing my house crocs. Thankfully it was in our backyard and our immediate neighbors and nobody saw me but that little shit (said lovingly) just didn't want to be caught. It was right after we got her and she wanted to explore the yards and the woods behind our subdivision. As a tiny shih tzu, she can't protect herself much (despite what she thinks) so I was scared to death of her getting lost.

ETA my weirdest way to get woken up was my dh throwing open the bedroom door at 4:30 am stating there was an Amber alert and he thought it was for his niece and his brother.  It was.  Crazy story and one of the most surreal days. FYI niece was fine and my BIL got mental health help.

I’m pretty sure my neighbors thought I was crazy early one morning jogging down the street calling “Coco Pebbles, Coco Pebbles where are you” when my two girls escaped.

I am sure there are many but one of the worst was I was thinking/dreaming it was raining.  Nope the water heater in an upstairs closet had burst and water was pouring down into the bottom floor of my condo/townhouse and also in through the kitchen cabinets.  

I was so worried it had seeped into the unit next door so I had to call them to let them know (probably one of the worst ways they were woken up).

I also called my father (an hour away) who drove to my house at about 4 in the morning to help me.  I am sure that was not a good wake up call for him either.

I hate having that water heater on the 2nd floor and if I ever bought again I would definitely think about places that had hot water heaters or washers on the 2nd floor.

How nice of your dh to give him a towel to cover up with. And that he didn't grab a "fancy" guest towel for your not so fancy guest.

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Young? Old? Buff? Saggy? Pic-worthy for sure, and I'm going to need evidence 🤣🤣

couldn't tell his age but his buttocks were pretty peachy, not that I was looking!

When I was 14/15, I was working as a bus girl at a Holiday Inn. A guy called for room service and when I got there, he opened the door and flashed me with an open robe. I set down the tray, pointed and laughed. I walked away and did not receive a tip. . I figured there was no way he was going to report me for laughing. He did not.

Not to long ago, I was the half naked woman running down a usually busy road. It was 2am and my dogs started barking like mad. Woke me with a start let me tell ya. I go see what the ruckus is all about and they are standing at the back door barking their heads off. There's a security light out back and I couldn't see anything at all. I calm them down and go back to bed. 5 minutes later they are at it again. This time, I open the back door to get a better look and my little puppy bolted out the door. He was running wild and fast. I of course run out after him thinking I'd catch him in the back yard. Nope, I just have an oversized t-shirt and panties on with bare feet. The little bugger ran around the house and straight for the road. He's zig zagging like crazy back and forth across the road and I'm terrifed someone is going to come flying and hit him.

So here I am chasing this little dog all over the place and into people's yards. At one point we were both running down the middle of the road. I'm calling and yelling for Cash to please come to me. I expected cops to roll up at anytime because if someone looked out their window, they'd see what they thought was a half naked lady in the road calling for cash to come to her.

After 20 minutes, I did finally catch the little booger, only because something caught his scent and he stopped to dig. He's a little mini longhair dachshund. Thankfully no cars or cops came.