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Post by eats_crayons on Jul 5, 2014 1:37:42 GMT
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Post by ~Sherri~ on Jul 5, 2014 1:46:03 GMT
You have to wonder where the cake decorators minds were at when they decorated those cakes. LOL!!!
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Post by doxielady on Jul 5, 2014 1:51:11 GMT
Those are hysterical!!
And there is NO WAY that some of those weren't intentional!
Happy Independence Day - have a slice of "dong" cake! |
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Post by eats_crayons on Jul 5, 2014 2:01:00 GMT
I can't even identify what half of them are supposed to be! I've never seen a firework shoot out of anything phallic before :/
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houseofcurls
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Post by houseofcurls on Jul 5, 2014 2:01:04 GMT
Hmm. I crocheted one of those once. It was blue. Reason being, I saw it done on Etsy. A crocheted bag of dicks selling for $50. I thought, "hey, I could do that." At the time, my husband had been telling me that there was a large interest at his work for my crocheted projects since he displayed a minion I had made on his desk. People were wanting to actually buy things from me. Someone had actually taken the minion and left an IOU on the desk in its place. A few days later this unknown person left $25 for DH. So I started on this bag of dicks, because dude, they were selling for $50 online.
I made one bag, then a dick to go with it. Was going to make all colors; brown, pink, yellow and blue. I showed it to DH and he looked at me like I'd just fallen out of a tree. Said he'd get fired. I thought about it, then figured he may be correct about that. So I shelved the bag of dicks idea. I threw it all away and the deleted the pic after his mom saw it on my phone. She thinks I'm a freak now and told her family. Such is life. Thanks for the memories!
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Post by eastcoastpea on Jul 5, 2014 2:12:23 GMT
Hmm. I crocheted one of those once. It was blue. Reason being, I saw it done on Etsy. A crocheted bag of dicks selling for $50. I thought, "hey, I could do that." At the time, my husband had been telling me that there was a large interest at his work for my crocheted projects since he displayed a minion I had made on his desk. People were wanting to actually buy things from me. Someone had actually taken the minion and left an IOU on the desk in its place. A few days later this unknown person left $25 for DH. So I started on this bag of dicks, because dude, they were selling for $50 online. I made one bag, then a dick to go with it. Was going to make all colors; brown, pink, yellow and blue. I showed it to DH and he looked at me like I'd just fallen out of a tree. Said he'd get fired. I thought about it, then figured he may be correct about that. So I shelved the bag of dicks idea. I threw it all away and the deleted the pic after his mom saw it on my phone. She thinks I'm a freak now and told her family. Such is life. Thanks for the memories! You threw away a perfectly good dick? How could you? |
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Post by sharlag on Jul 5, 2014 2:14:03 GMT
Festive!
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Post by lumo on Jul 5, 2014 2:16:41 GMT
Hmm. I crocheted one of those once. It was blue. Reason being, I saw it done on Etsy. A crocheted bag of dicks selling for $50. I thought, "hey, I could do that." At the time, my husband had been telling me that there was a large interest at his work for my crocheted projects since he displayed a minion I had made on his desk. People were wanting to actually buy things from me. Someone had actually taken the minion and left an IOU on the desk in its place. A few days later this unknown person left $25 for DH. So I started on this bag of dicks, because dude, they were selling for $50 online. I made one bag, then a dick to go with it. Was going to make all colors; brown, pink, yellow and blue. I showed it to DH and he looked at me like I'd just fallen out of a tree. Said he'd get fired. I thought about it, then figured he may be correct about that. So I shelved the bag of dicks idea. I threw it all away and the deleted the pic after his mom saw it on my phone. She thinks I'm a freak now and told her family. Such is life. Thanks for the memories! So you could have told someone to go suck a bag of dicks, then thrown the bag of dicks at them. It wouldn't have gotten you $50, but there's something to be said for lobbing a bag of dicks at someone, I think. |
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Post by Amelia Bedelia on Jul 5, 2014 2:20:05 GMT
Hmm. I crocheted one of those once. It was blue. Reason being, I saw it done on Etsy. A crocheted bag of dicks selling for $50. I thought, "hey, I could do that." At the time, my husband had been telling me that there was a large interest at his work for my crocheted projects since he displayed a minion I had made on his desk. People were wanting to actually buy things from me. Someone had actually taken the minion and left an IOU on the desk in its place. A few days later this unknown person left $25 for DH. So I started on this bag of dicks, because dude, they were selling for $50 online. I made one bag, then a dick to go with it. Was going to make all colors; brown, pink, yellow and blue. I showed it to DH and he looked at me like I'd just fallen out of a tree. Said he'd get fired. I thought about it, then figured he may be correct about that. So I shelved the bag of dicks idea. I threw it all away and the deleted the pic after his mom saw it on my phone. She thinks I'm a freak now and told her family. Such is life. Thanks for the memories! That is awesome. No I'm going to see if crocheted bags of dicks are still on etsy. My sister might be getting that for Christmas. |
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Post by gina on Jul 5, 2014 2:20:38 GMT
Hmm. I crocheted one of those once. It was blue. Reason being, I saw it done on Etsy. A crocheted bag of dicks selling for $50. I thought, "hey, I could do that." At the time, my husband had been telling me that there was a large interest at his work for my crocheted projects since he displayed a minion I had made on his desk. People were wanting to actually buy things from me. Someone had actually taken the minion and left an IOU on the desk in its place. A few days later this unknown person left $25 for DH. So I started on this bag of dicks, because dude, they were selling for $50 online. I made one bag, then a dick to go with it. Was going to make all colors; brown, pink, yellow and blue. I showed it to DH and he looked at me like I'd just fallen out of a tree. Said he'd get fired. I thought about it, then figured he may be correct about that. So I shelved the bag of dicks idea. I threw it all away and the deleted the pic after his mom saw it on my phone. She thinks I'm a freak now and told her family. Such is life. Thanks for the memories! OMG stop! I was already cracking up at "cakes that look like dongs" because I am an immature child, but a bag of dicks on top of that? I am seriously laughing over here!!! |
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Post by houseofcurls on Jul 5, 2014 2:22:46 GMT
I really didn't want to, because I was so proud. I made it from scratch and got it right on the first try. Quite proud of that thing. I hid it away deep inside of a dresser drawer at first, but was so paranoid one of my kids would find it that I just decided it had to go. Then you show one person a picture on your phone, and they want to scroll through everything! So my picture had to go as well. I have no visual proof of this story. Only my memories. Sometimes DH will bring I up. I guess I caused a little stir on his side of the family.
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Post by Amelia Bedelia on Jul 5, 2014 2:22:52 GMT
Lmao there is a pattern for a crocheted penis Chapstick cover. I <3 the peas.
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Post by StephDRebel on Jul 5, 2014 2:25:16 GMT
We should team up. Every night I work is multiple bags of dicks- i'm certain there is a market! ha
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houseofcurls
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Post by houseofcurls on Jul 5, 2014 2:26:56 GMT
Ah, but I have thought of this! Thought about taking some to work for those in need. Because sometimes you just need a bag of dicks. I know some people. Then I thought again about HR and their policies and such. Such sticklers, they are!
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houseofcurls
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Post by houseofcurls on Jul 5, 2014 2:32:08 GMT
Steph! Good to see you! You are the master.
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Post by Mary Kay Lady on Jul 5, 2014 3:04:15 GMT
LOL! Those aren't firecrackers!
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Post by justcindy on Jul 5, 2014 3:18:27 GMT
this thread is CRACKING ME RIGHT THE HE!! UP!!!!!! Bagga' dicks....who can I request this from for my birthday!  Who can I GIVE this to for theirs! ? OH the possibilities..... I haven't even seen the dong cakes yet, this is gonna be a fun night, HA! Cindy in Texas |
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Post by hawkeyegal on Jul 5, 2014 3:29:10 GMT
Seriously, the pink and blue "veiny" one? Seriously? ? |
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Post by chendra on Jul 5, 2014 3:34:33 GMT
Ah, but I have thought of this! Thought about taking some to work for those in need. Because sometimes you just need a bag of dicks. I know some people. Then I thought again about HR and their policies and such. Such sticklers, they are! I'll bet if you had put it in a BOX, things would have turned out differently! |
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Post by PEArfect on Jul 5, 2014 3:44:05 GMT
My favorite "thank you for servicing our country".
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Post by smginaz Suzy on Jul 5, 2014 4:18:02 GMT
Balls to the wall awesome.
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Post by paget on Jul 5, 2014 6:35:11 GMT
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Post by LazyDaisy on Jul 5, 2014 6:40:08 GMT
And this thread definitely deserves double jack0ff smilie!   --Padgett |
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Post by mimima on Jul 5, 2014 14:15:57 GMT
My favorite "thank you for servicing our country". Mine too |
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Post by lbp on Jul 5, 2014 14:21:56 GMT
Hilarious!
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Post by jonda1974 on Jul 5, 2014 14:33:45 GMT
Oh my. Reminds me of our recipe thread that was brought up before. Definitely like a bag of dicks. Have to search out someone to make me some. Lol
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Post by aljack on Jul 5, 2014 14:39:22 GMT
Wow!
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Who can I GIVE this to for theirs!
<——— so glad he's back because he's so appropriate for this thread! 
