What has made you laugh

I took my great-nephew and nieces to the park after it rained. I brought a towel to wipe off slides, etc., but nephew's shorts looked wet. I asked him, "Are your shorts wet"? and he said, "Yes, so is my crack and my butt cheeks"! He's 4 - so funny.

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I person I work with had his last day yesterday. Today his desk is being looted. Another coworker gave out homemade soap for Christmas. We found his soap in his desk WITH A BITE TAKEN OUT OF IT!!!! I'm dying and cannot stop laughing. I didn't much care for the departed employee, so it tickles me that he ate soap. We are now joking that he probably thinks my coworker is the worst cook in history!

This reminded me of something similar that happened with DH just before we got married. I woke one night to find him standing at the bedroom window looking down to the street four storeys below. When I asked what he was doing, he said our car alarm was going off, and that he was trying to see if there was anyone trying to break in. I had to point out that not only was there no alarm ringing, but we didn't actually own a car!

Gf took my kids to the beach yesterday. Ds10 can be a wild card and needs special reminders and a vigilant eye. I called him.

Me- what are the rules at the beach?

Ds- say please and thank you

Me - well that's a good idea but any special rules for the beach?

Ds - don't drown

Me - that's a good goal. How do you make sure you don't drown?

Ds - don't drink the water?

We fleshed it out a bit, I won't bore you with the rest of the details. Ds16 had some beach rules of his own, which include "don't eat the yellow sand."

I remember seeing that when it was posted the first time.  It is as funny as the first time.

I took my son to this fun zone place in the mall. There was a little boy there and I asked him how old he was. He held up 4 fingers and said I will be this many on my birthday and he held up 5 fingers. Then he said but I'm not going to live to be a hundred because your dead then.

This is a good thread, I love it!

My 41 yo SO has never made a grilled cheese. I didn't know this until the night he decided to make one after he watched me make one. I walked out of the kitchen for not even 2 minutes I walk back in and see two slices of bread in a frying pan. I asked when he was going to put the cheese on the bread. He just looked at me. I said well you buttered the bread right? He looked at me. I said, "honey, you aren't making grilled cheese, you are making toast." It was then that he admitted he has never made one. I was speechless and made him his sandwich. Poor guy never really cooked for himself much. Between his mom and all the time he has spent traveling he never needed to.

Yesterday as I was getting out of the shower ds4 comes into the bathroom, here's our conversation

DS: There's an animal in my room
Me: Like a teeny tiny flying bug like before?
DS: Yes
Me: ok, close the door to your room and go into mom and dad's room and play on the iPad (I'm still dripping here, I was not about to argue the ridiculousness of this right then).

2 seconds later....
DS: I can't reach the door
Me: what? just grab the knob
DS: I can't the animal is in there (he wouldn't cross the threshold for fear of the damn bug )
Me: fine, go in my room and close that door

2 seconds later, from the other side of the bedroom door......
DS: what do I do now?


Not so funny at the time, but in hindsight it was worthy of giggle.

A lot of these made me laugh!

I Nanny when I can.  I have this 2 year old boy whom I have watched since he was 3 months old.  I ADORE him!  He is an angel and he could be the mayor of his town! Great manners, he's personable, funny, sweet...  just wonderful!  He just got a baby brother.  The baby woke up from his nap, crying, and the 2 year old told me (LOL), "baby XX is awake--he's crying--we have to tell him it's okay!"  We go into his room, and this little angel boy steps up onto the crib, peeking in while I'm taking the baby out, and he tells his brother, "It's okay, XX.  You're fine.  I'm here.  It's gonna be okay.  You just woke up.  That's all!"  Sooooooooooo cute!!!!

He tells me when his brother is happy, sad, tired, awake, etc..........  He went from not even mentioning the huge basketball in his mama's belly, to doting on his baby brother.  I love it.  Still, he loves our alone-time, and he thinks I"m there as his playmate, but he'll catch on, that I'm there to care for both of them now.  In the meantime, I'm loving the love he has for his baby brother.  Makes me laugh and cry at the same time!