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Post by Zee on Jul 1, 2016 20:30:57 GMT
Who is climbing into a window in NYC? It's not like she forgot her key and scaled the walls up to the 33rd floor to climb in the window, and they're being rather hush-hush with the facts. I'm guessing she was spying on her tiny, cheating husband and racked herself on a broken window frame somewhere in the Hamptons.
Her kids are destined to be heroin-addicted models/pop stars thanks to their names
Her husband looks like he lives under a bridge and carries around a printout of his bank balance just to get other women to look at him, because why else? Lol
Bethenny, Bethenny, Bethenny. Quit crying and go get your uterus removed. The idea of this frosty bitter woman trying to nurture one more life inside her hangry body before she turns 50 (ok, she's like 45) is ludicrous to me. Let it go. There's not even a man in the picture and you're too broken to make a family with anyone. Just stop. Don't get me wrong, I love her--but she needs a dose of her own medicine. She sure wouldn't be too nurturing if this was, say, Jules' situation.
What has Luann done to her face. She looks FABULOUS, so healthy and alive! Must be all that sex she wants is all to know she has. Good for you, girlfriend, because it's working.
I actually might be on to something there because Sonja looks darn good too, and even horsey old Carole seems fresh this season.
I want to know WHY it's ok for Carole and Bethenny to each weigh 90 lbs, but Jules appears to be about five pounds lighter than the both of them and all they do is talk about her eating disorder? Saucer of cream for two! MEOW!
ETA the improper and constant misuse of the word "vagina" drives me crazy but it's a battle I can no longer fight. I'm done. Uncle.
So I'm using it just as they did on the show.
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Post by Zee on Jul 1, 2016 20:33:30 GMT
PS I haven't seen a bottle of Wesson oil since the 90s. Have you? Lolol that was EXACTLY how I would have pictured Lady Morgan's basement!
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Post by oh yvonne on Jul 1, 2016 20:44:02 GMT
ITA with everything.
I have no idea how Jules could have destroyed her vajayjay like she apparently did, have mercy. Her explanation was *so vague* and mumbled. I like her but she crazy. Rolling up her calzone with forks, knives. She does not have a mean bone in her body though, and Carole and Bethenny are haggy jealous bitches. Who are they to criticize anyone. Carole was on WWHL and lied to Andy, made it sound like she was just 'interested'. Bitch please. She IS acting like a mean girl.
oh Luanne. I love my wonderful slutty Luanne. Did you watch the special on her life before RHONY? Can we say, fabulous? Hello. I loved that special, I watched it twice. I wonder if they are going to profile any other housewives, but who can compete with that? I hope this guy she's engaged to is legit and not just using her to get famous.
Sonja and Ramona continue to be idiots.
And Bethenny used to mock Luanne for acting high and mighty with the help. I can't recall Luanne ever handing her help a disgusting bloody pillow and demanding her chauffer to 'clean it'. OMG. Disgusting. Throw that nasty thing AWAY.
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Post by mlynn on Jul 1, 2016 20:44:05 GMT
RE: Jules
That was something else. I cannot imagine taking pictures of it. Let alone SHOWING people pictures of it. And I really cannot see LOOKING at her pictures of it. |
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Post by grammanisi on Jul 1, 2016 20:44:15 GMT
I was wondering the same thing. What window was she climbing through and why?
I cannot stand Bethenny. I have never liked her. To me she is the adult version of a mean girl.
Lou and Sonya do look great this season.
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Post by cmpeter on Jul 1, 2016 20:45:56 GMT
Lol. I figure she was climbing over a window to get to the fire escape balcony (ala Monica's apartment on friends).
I just bought a bottle of Wesson canola oil.
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Post by Zee on Jul 1, 2016 20:50:04 GMT
I didn't see the special yvonne, I don't have cable anymore so no Bravo! I of course have priorities though, and those priorities include buying each HW season on Prime.
Well, the American ones, anyway. I never got too into Melbourne and I never saw any of the UK one.
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Post by Zee on Jul 1, 2016 20:51:01 GMT
Lol. I figure she was climbing over a window to get to the fire escape balcony (ala Monica's apartment on friends). I just bought a bottle of Wesson canola oil. Haha, ok, maybe they do still make it then. But I'm guessing those bottles of Sonja's weren't bought yesterday! |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 1, 2016 21:14:24 GMT
I can't argue with a single thing you said Z*G
I've never liked Bethenny and obviously having money certainly hasn't changed her for the better. I was yelling at the television "Just get the effing surgery, you big effing baby" and did you hear her say something about her daughter might have to live with "those people" if something happened to her....sorry, but I think "those people" have a hell of a lot less baggage or anger than you do.
Carole has no business judging anyone....not with her build and the bad plastic surgery she's had...and really....grow up..."I'm not coming if LuAnne is coming"....put your big girl panties on and deal with it....you're not as important as you think you are. I've not been much of a fan of hers either and this season isn't doing her any favors.
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Post by valincal on Jul 1, 2016 21:23:20 GMT
Who is climbing into a window in NYC? It's not like she forgot her key and scaled the walls up to the 33rd floor to climb in the window, and they're being rather hush-hush with the facts. I'm guessing she was spying on her tiny, cheating husband and racked herself on a broken window frame somewhere in the Hamptons. Her kids are destined to be heroin-addicted models/pop stars thanks to their names Her husband looks like he lives under a bridge and carries around a printout of his bank balance just to get other women to look at him, because why else? Lol Bethenny, Bethenny, Bethenny. Quit crying and go get your uterus removed. The idea of this frosty bitter woman trying to nurture one more life inside her hangry body before she turns 50 (ok, she's like 45) is ludicrous to me. Let it go. There's not even a man in the picture and you're too broken to make a family with anyone. Just stop. Don't get me wrong, I love her--but she needs a dose of her own medicine. She sure wouldn't be too nurturing if this was, say, Jules' situation. What has Luann done to her face. She looks FABULOUS, so healthy and alive! Must be all that sex she wants is all to know she has. Good for you, girlfriend, because it's working. I actually might be on to something there because Sonja looks darn good too, and even horsey old Carole seems fresh this season. I want to know WHY it's ok for Carole and Bethenny to each weigh 90 lbs, but Jules appears to be about five pounds lighter than the both of them and all they do is talk about her eating disorder? Saucer of cream for two! MEOW! ETA the improper and constant misuse of the word "vagina" drives me crazy but it's a battle I can no longer fight. I'm done. Uncle. So I'm using it just as they did on the show. Yes to all of this! |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 1, 2016 21:26:50 GMT
I hate being catty about woman's looks and weight but it seems so hypocritical of both Carole and Bethenny to continue to make issue of Jule's weight.
I also can't believe how much we've had to listen about Bethenny's vaginal bleeding....really? get the chick another story line or maybe, can she just move on?
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Post by dulcemama on Jul 1, 2016 22:08:58 GMT
So, I don't watch at all and reading that was like a flashback to college and a particularly bad night with a bottle of vodka.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 1, 2016 22:14:15 GMT
Ok, I don't watch these shows at all, but I just couldn't take the suspense of reading that title one more time! I hate myself for needing to know how exactly one breaks their vagina. Someone help me out here  |
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Post by christine58 on Jul 1, 2016 22:25:23 GMT
ETA the improper and constant misuse of the word "vagina" drives me crazy but it's a battle I can no longer fight. I'm done. Uncle. So I'm using it just as they did on the show. Me too..I swear some women don't know their own anatomy. |
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Post by christine58 on Jul 1, 2016 22:27:22 GMT
Ok, I don't watch these shows at all, but I just couldn't take the suspense of reading that title one more time! I hate myself for needing to know how exactly one breaks their vagina. Someone help me out here You can't...they are using the word vagina incorrectly. Like when someone says "I can see your vagina"..yeah ok are you my doctor with a speculum in your hand?? |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 1, 2016 22:36:20 GMT
Ok, I don't watch these shows at all, but I just couldn't take the suspense of reading that title one more time! I hate myself for needing to know how exactly one breaks their vagina. Someone help me out here You can't...they are using the word vagina incorrectly. Like when someone says "I can see your vagina"..yeah ok are you my doctor with a speculum in your hand?? Oh, I know. But I'm really wondering what type of crotchal injury she did sustain? I guess I should have said that I understood the anatomy and misuse of terminology up front-I just figured ppl would know I was being silly. (I also know that crotchal is not a real word). That title is just so hard to resist  |
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Post by kimpossible on Jul 1, 2016 22:40:19 GMT
I don't know exactly how Jules did what she did, but to show pics of it and the looks and sounds made by the ladies who viewed it made me think she really did a number on it.
That being said, I too am curious of the details of the accident. Only because I never ever want to have to experience that!
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Post by Deleted on Jul 1, 2016 22:45:32 GMT
Thanks, kimpossible. So I'm guessing that she sustained a mysterious crotch injury, and then passed around horrifying photos . . . and it possibly involved climbing in or out of a window? I guess I thought they had actually said what had happened.
Yeah, I racked myself in a bicycle wreck once when I was about 9 or 10, cried for hours, and have never forgotten that pain. Remembering that, I was wondering if you could have something similar to a broken/cracked tailbone incident.
I'll stop pestering now.
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Post by christine58 on Jul 1, 2016 22:48:29 GMT
I also know that crotchal is not a real word). LOL but it's a good one!! |
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Post by anxiousmom on Jul 1, 2016 23:00:47 GMT
I don't watch the show, but was drawn in by the broken vagina.
It reminds me of a story: I was a little girl, maybe 10ish? My mom was typing papers on the side to make extra money-we lived in a college town and back in those days all papers had to be typed on an actual typewriter. She charged per page and was pretty popular with master's and doctoral thesis crowd. Anyway, she was typing a paper for one lady who came to pick it the finished product gingerly walking and not wanting to sit. Being the nosy kid that I was, I eavesdropped so hard my ears were bleeding as she told my mom she had been at a swimming pool and slipped-hitting the edge of the pool with her lady parts that then required a whole lot of stitches to put it all back together again. In my little unsure of what they were talking about brain, I kind of figured she had sliced and diced all her bits and pieces, but was never brave enough to ask. The mental image though was of the doctors sewing up her 'pee pee spot' (what can I say, I was 10 and pretty much assumed that was all it was for) and wondering how she would ever go to the bathroom again.
As an adult, I can kind of figure it out, but the memory of the HUNDREDS of stitches I thought she said she got sure put to shame the paltry (yet painful) few I got after giving birth to a baby with a head the size of a VW.
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Post by janeliz on Jul 1, 2016 23:02:45 GMT
LOL. I was just texting my friend the other night, asking her how she thought Jules injured herself. I would think a windowsill would be no problem for her with those long legs of hers.
I will say that we do see Carole and Bethenny strapping on the feed bag quite a bit this season---I know this because I'm continually amazed by the way they (and Ramona) chew their food. Mouths open, tongues flicking in and out. It's so odd!
I go back and forth on Bethenny. Sometimes she is hateful, and at other times she is so light and funny. I admit I wish I knew more about her divorce. She speaks about her ex like he was this evil user, but I never ever got a bad vibe off of him when he was on the show. He seemed so normal and nice. The magic of reality television, I guess.
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Post by oldcrow on Jul 1, 2016 23:36:07 GMT
I don't watch the show, but was drawn in by the broken vagina. It reminds me of a story: I was a little girl, maybe 10ish? My mom was typing papers on the side to make extra money-we lived in a college town and back in those days all papers had to be typed on an actual typewriter. She charged per page and was pretty popular with master's and doctoral thesis crowd. Anyway, she was typing a paper for one lady who came to pick it the finished product gingerly walking and not wanting to sit. Being the nosy kid that I was, I eavesdropped so hard my ears were bleeding as she told my mom she had been at a swimming pool and slipped-hitting the edge of the pool with her lady parts that then required a whole lot of stitches to put it all back together again. In my little unsure of what they were talking about brain, I kind of figured she had sliced and diced all her bits and pieces, but was never brave enough to ask. The mental image though was of the doctors sewing up her 'pee pee spot' (what can I say, I was 10 and pretty much assumed that was all it was for) and wondering how she would ever go to the bathroom again. As an adult, I can kind of figure it out, but the memory of the HUNDREDS of stitches I thought she said she got sure put to shame the paltry (yet painful) few I got after giving birth to a baby with a head the size of a VW. You made me laugh so hard. I am going to have to get a dog but it has to be a small dog so it can share my chair. |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 2, 2016 0:15:58 GMT
I don't watch the show, but was drawn in by the broken vagina. It reminds me of a story: I was a little girl, maybe 10ish? My mom was typing papers on the side to make extra money-we lived in a college town and back in those days all papers had to be typed on an actual typewriter. She charged per page and was pretty popular with master's and doctoral thesis crowd. Anyway, she was typing a paper for one lady who came to pick it the finished product gingerly walking and not wanting to sit. Being the nosy kid that I was, I eavesdropped so hard my ears were bleeding as she told my mom she had been at a swimming pool and slipped-hitting the edge of the pool with her lady parts that then required a whole lot of stitches to put it all back together again. In my little unsure of what they were talking about brain, I kind of figured she had sliced and diced all her bits and pieces, but was never brave enough to ask. The mental image though was of the doctors sewing up her 'pee pee spot' (what can I say, I was 10 and pretty much assumed that was all it was for) and wondering how she would ever go to the bathroom again. As an adult, I can kind of figure it out, but the memory of the HUNDREDS of stitches I thought she said she got sure put to shame the paltry (yet painful) few I got after giving birth to a baby with a head the size of a VW. You made me laugh so hard. I am going to have to get a dog but it has to be a small dog so it can share my chair. That's funny how people see things differently. It was funny after all, but when I was done reading this I realized I had my hands clenched together in front of my face, like I was praying, but clenched in horror with my knuckles were turning white. |
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Post by Zee on Jul 2, 2016 0:18:47 GMT
I don't watch the show, but was drawn in by the broken vagina. It reminds me of a story: I was a little girl, maybe 10ish? My mom was typing papers on the side to make extra money-we lived in a college town and back in those days all papers had to be typed on an actual typewriter. She charged per page and was pretty popular with master's and doctoral thesis crowd. Anyway, she was typing a paper for one lady who came to pick it the finished product gingerly walking and not wanting to sit. Being the nosy kid that I was, I eavesdropped so hard my ears were bleeding as she told my mom she had been at a swimming pool and slipped-hitting the edge of the pool with her lady parts that then required a whole lot of stitches to put it all back together again. In my little unsure of what they were talking about brain, I kind of figured she had sliced and diced all her bits and pieces, but was never brave enough to ask. The mental image though was of the doctors sewing up her 'pee pee spot' (what can I say, I was 10 and pretty much assumed that was all it was for) and wondering how she would ever go to the bathroom again. As an adult, I can kind of figure it out, but the memory of the HUNDREDS of stitches I thought she said she got sure put to shame the paltry (yet painful) few I got after giving birth to a baby with a head the size of a VW. OMG If I was her I'd never enter a pool again unless it had bumpers on the edges! |
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Post by katiekaty on Jul 2, 2016 1:02:29 GMT
It sounded to me like she was climbing back in through the window from having been outside on the balcony when she slipped and landed on her "who-ha" which is what called at it at one point. She mention a huge hematoma and calling her plastic surgeon friend for a house call and having to ice it. I don't think I would have called a friend but modesty not these ladies style-I would have called someone who didn't know me!!!!!!!!! So it was probably a vulvar hematoma which is external, not even close to the vagina which is inside. But that wouldn't have been as dramatic assaying broken vagina!
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Post by Deleted on Jul 2, 2016 1:37:05 GMT
I think the utensils in the calzone was due to Jules being drugged out on Vicodin or whatever she was taking. She was loopy .... er than usual.
To me, the difference between Bethenny/Carole and Jules is that Jules has admitted to having an eating disorder (and I agree that she seems in denial by saying it's in the past) while B&C while always very thin have never demonstrated disordered eating, that I've seen. I think 1. they're naturally thin (even photos of them when they were young women) and 2. they both eat healthy for the most part, even Carole recently becoming vegan - and Bethenny has been 'the healthy chef' since the show started.
I agree that Carole is being a baby about "if she goes, I don't." I get not wanting to be friends with someone who called you a pedophile and doesn't seem overly remorseful about. But if you don't want to hang with her, excuse yourself from the trip, don't make Bethenny be the bad guy (and then the trip was canceled anyway, oh well).
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Post by tincin on Jul 2, 2016 3:43:33 GMT
As a young'un I slipped and fell off the side of a ramp. I landed on the metal edge/side of the ramp, one leg on either side. Split myself open pretty good and cracked my pubic bone (?) I was young enough I don't remember if he said pelvic or pubic but it hurt like an SOB. I wasn't allowed to ride boys' bikes after that because my Mom was afraid I would reinjure myself. I had terrible pelvic pain when I was in the later months of both of my pregnancies because the public bone that separates to allow the baby to pass through separated early which I have to assume was due to the previous injury. Let me tell you ladies, you never want to break your vagina.  |
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Post by anniebygaslight on Jul 2, 2016 6:39:58 GMT
This entire thread is a complete mystery to me.
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Post by cmpeter on Jul 2, 2016 6:42:32 GMT
Didn't Jules call it her choochie coo?
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Post by leftturnonly on Jul 2, 2016 8:33:23 GMT
Jules and her broken vagina.
That's a fantastic opening line for something or other.
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