My PSA for the day - what's yours

Mine is: make sure your head is out of the way before you close the cupboard door. Your family will laugh if you hit yourself in the BACK OF THE HEAD while closing it.

If you had the holiday off, chances are a lot of other businesses gave their employees the day off as well. Have patience when calling in to complain about an issue, we are getting all caught up too.

Don't brag that your dog isn't afraid of fireworks before he's heard the smoke detector in your house go off. I can't get him off my lap.

Taking a statistics class at 37 years of age is a bad... no... terrible idea.

If you own a large truck/suv learn how to park it before actually parking right by others. Go park it away from other cars.

Never pass up an opportunity to pee. Driving home from vacation, I didn't have to go at the first rest stop so I didn't. I thought I was gonna bust my bladder before the next rest stop came up.

Yea well, Murphy's law!

That would be my PSA in general Murphy's law. Beware of Murohys law.

Be cautious what you put out there to tempt the 'fates' Murphy or whomever. Sometimes things are better left unsaid.

Though I 'wish' Murphy would hear me when I talk about the lottery

When the tagline for a FB post says, You are never going to believe what this dog does next… Yeah I pretty much do know. They will lead the person to puppies, snuggle with a baby, or find a home. Not like I am not going to click on the story, but I will believe it.

My son would like to remind people that pans taken from the oven DO NOT cool down enough in the 30 seconds it takes to get a plate for you to be able to pick them up in your bare hands. Poor boy, but at least he now knows where the nearest late-night pharmacy is to his new house.

Mine isn't bothered in the least by the fireworks, but have the beep beep, I need a new battery or the I just made a pound of bacon set off the smoke alarm, and he's clawing his way outside to get away from the sound. I feel awful when it happens too. I can never seem to find a way to comfort him and help him realize its ok....  

That's the only class I ever failed in college. It was taught by a crusty old professor in the business department who hated when non-business majors took his classes. I didn't take the warnings about that seriously and...

I ended up taking it at the college in my hometown while home for the summer. The tennis coach taught it in summer school. I made an A. Lol.

My frustration comes if a driver is on cruise control doing 80 mph and passing a car that's going 79.5 mph, so they are essentially driving side by side for miles, with traffic backing up behind them.

So my PSA would be, in that scenario, please step on your gas and get around the slightly slower vehicle so you don't cause a hazard. (Not saying you do this LM, but I see it all the time, and it really is a simple fix.)SaveSave

Definitely. My little guy was shaking in fear when the CO2 alarm was beeping occasionally for new batteries. I didn't even associate his shaking with the beeping at first because it only did it once every few minutes. Something about that sound really bothers them. 

OMG. Can I just tell you that my son and I just had a full on, screaming meemee fight over this?? The kid with whom I never, ever fight with? He and I get along so amazingly well that we both were shocked at how heated the discussion got?

We drove up to his soon to be college for his orientation. I was along for the ride to help him with the navigation as he was a little apprehensive about doing the new route on his own. I noticed he was cruising along in the left hand lane, and mentioned that it was a bad habit to get into. He claimed that it was fine, he would get out of the way if someone came up behind him. It went down hill from there, me claiming that it was unsafe, annoying and possibly even not legal (I may have made that one up.) He claimed it was no big deal if no one was behind him, he would move if he needed to, and that I was crazy making up road rules. He said he had JUST taken the drivers test while I took it back when the Fords were still in charge of the plant, and it wasn't just not illegal, but he was fine because he was paying attention. Blah blah blah. 

So if you come up behind him on the road, feel free to flash your lights, yell and shake your mommy finger at him. I wanted to spank him for his impertinence.