Actual name and nicnames of your pets

I posted this same question a long time ago, and it was hilarrrious to read what everyone said! 

1. English Bulldog:
Real name from 8 weeks old:  Archimedes Bones Klatu  

Nicnames:  Meaty, Meats, Meaty Guy, Big Fella, Toot,  Too-Too,  Mister Tootsh,
Mister Cuddles,  Mister Bonesh, big lug 

2. English Bulldog:
Real name since 8 weeks old:  Sophie Rapscallion Bubbles  

Nicnames:  Triscuit, (I LOVE that one, hubby came up with it when she was just
a wee pupp!) Sophie Girrrrl, Cuddle Bug, Baby gurrrrlll, wittle Sophieeeezhh  


3. English Bulldog:
Real Name that he came to our rescue group with:  Butkus 
We recently adopted him, and since he's deaf, we knew that changing his name wouldn't
confuse him.  Neither of us cared for his given name. 


Nicnames:  One day, my hubby said "he looks like Mister Magoo!"---and he DOES!  LOL!
So, we started with Mister Magoo, Magoo, or Goo

THEN, a few weeks later, my silly hubby said "yknow, he's ELEVEN, annnd he looks
very wise----let's call him PROFESSOR.
So now, we call him: Professor, Fessorrrr, Professor Magoo, Professor Goo, phD guy,
and I always catch myself calling him "sweet little fella" 


How 'bout yours?  







ETA: to add pik! Add yours, too!


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(Sophie, Meaty, Professor)

I made his mortar board & tassle with scrapbook paper. Hubby says he got his phD in LOVE, from Bulldog University.