It's so hot in Ontario that ....

Received this funny e-mail today from a girlfriend.  Thought you all might get a kick out of it!


IT'S SO HOT IN ONTARIO THAT ....



.....the birds have to use potholders to pull the worms out of the

ground.



.....the trees are whistling for the dogs.



.....the best parking place is determined by shade instead of

distance.



.....hot water comes from both taps.



.....you can make sun tea instantly.



.....you learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good

branding iron.



.....the temperature drops below 90 F and you feel a little

chilly.



.....you discover that in July it only takes two fingers to steer

your car.



.....you discover that you can get sunburned through your car

window.



.....you actually burn your hand opening the car door.



.....you break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30

A.M.



.....your biggest motorcycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked

out and
 end up lying on the pavement and cook to death"?



.....you realize that asphalt has a liquid stage.



.....the potatoes cook underground, so all you have to do is pull

one out and add butter.



.....the cows are giving evaporated milk.



.....farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them

from laying boiled eggs.