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Pearl Clutcher
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Jun 25, 2014 19:51:11 GMT
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Post by back to *pea*ality on Aug 7, 2014 16:00:32 GMT
Since it is Thrusday.....
Don't worry about forgetting your homework; this teacher forgot her pants, witnesses said. Oklahoma schoolteacher Lorie Ann Hill, 49, was allegedly spotted drunk and without pants on her first day of work at Wagoner High School Monday, Fox 23 reported. “She was found in a room kind of disoriented,” Police Chief Bob Haley told Tulsa World. “By the time we got there she was in a room and wearing shorts.” Link to full article
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MDscrapaholic
Drama Llama
Posts: 6,396
Location: Down by the bay....
Jun 25, 2014 20:49:07 GMT
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Post by MDscrapaholic on Aug 7, 2014 16:02:12 GMT
Wow. Just WOW...
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Post by Basket1lady on Aug 7, 2014 16:02:24 GMT
I heard about this on the radio this morning. The kids weren't in school yet; just the teachers were back. But yikes!
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cakatie
Junior Member
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Jun 29, 2014 4:45:05 GMT
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Post by cakatie on Aug 7, 2014 16:03:50 GMT
We don't start back to school for another 2 weeks - here's hoping we all have pants on when we do!  |
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Post by LavenderLayoutLady on Aug 7, 2014 16:04:15 GMT
And I'm assuming that will be her last day of work also.
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Deleted
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Jun 16, 2024 18:22:50 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Aug 7, 2014 17:19:03 GMT
Wow, this same thing happened at my home last year....drunk, pantless lady at my door at 11 p.m.. I don't know if she was a teacher, but she sure scared the cr*p out of me that day.
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scrappert
Prolific Pea
RefuPea #2956
Posts: 7,845
Location: Milwaukee, WI area
Jul 11, 2014 21:20:09 GMT
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Post by scrappert on Aug 7, 2014 17:25:20 GMT
Oh, boy. Awkward!
Not a good way to start the year.
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The Birdhouse Lady
Drama Llama
Moose. It's what's for dinner.
Posts: 7,215
Location: Alaska -The Last Frontier
Jun 30, 2014 17:15:19 GMT
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Post by The Birdhouse Lady on Aug 7, 2014 17:26:30 GMT
Ummm, is it fair to say that she won't be there on the first day of school?!?!
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tiffanytwisted
Pearl Clutcher
you can check out any time you like, but you can never leave
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Post by tiffanytwisted on Aug 7, 2014 17:27:47 GMT
Wow, this same thing happened at my home last year....drunk, pantless lady at my door at 11 p.m.. I don't know if she was a teacher, but she sure scared the cr*p out of me that day. Wonder if it was poor Lorie Ann? |
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Post by anxiousmom on Aug 7, 2014 17:28:18 GMT
...curious about how one forgets their pants while dressing for school...
(and frankly, wondering how someone like that can find a job and I can't.)
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Post by Pahina722 on Aug 7, 2014 17:32:06 GMT
And I'm assuming that will be her last day of work also. That's a pretty safe bet! Dang! |
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J u l e e
Drama Llama
Posts: 6,531
Location: Cincinnati
Jun 28, 2014 2:50:47 GMT
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Post by J u l e e on Aug 7, 2014 17:35:18 GMT
Pants. They should be added to the supply list.
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Deleted
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Jun 16, 2024 18:22:50 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Aug 7, 2014 17:37:09 GMT
Well, that's one way to sink your career.
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Post by cannes on Aug 7, 2014 17:37:22 GMT
Wow. Betting a job opening at that school will be posted pretty darn quickly!
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toby2014
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Post by toby2014 on Aug 7, 2014 17:37:29 GMT
Now I have been known to get drunk in the past....but forget my pants??? Can't say that I have.
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wellway
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Jun 25, 2014 20:50:09 GMT
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Post by wellway on Aug 7, 2014 17:45:52 GMT
That's American pantsless and not UK pantsless yes? because that it's two different looks and the UK version would def be worse!
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Post by scrapmaven on Aug 7, 2014 17:51:14 GMT
Good thing she wasn't the health teacher!
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Post by ChicagoKTS on Aug 7, 2014 18:05:02 GMT
Kind of gives a new meaning to dress down days, doesn't it?
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anniebygaslight
Drama Llama
I'd love a cup of tea. #1966
Posts: 7,395
Location: Third Rock from the sun.
Jun 28, 2014 14:08:19 GMT
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Post by anniebygaslight on Aug 7, 2014 18:16:51 GMT
That's American pantsless and not UK pantsless yes? because that it's two different looks and the UK version would def be worse! So she did have her knickers on after all. Phew. |
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Post by lesleyanne on Aug 7, 2014 18:29:27 GMT
I think that's hysterical! I guess she just couldn't cope with going back to school! wow.
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Post by alibama on Aug 7, 2014 18:29:36 GMT
It was a really really causal day.
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Post by theboydbunch on Aug 7, 2014 18:34:26 GMT
Pants. They should be added to the supply list.  |
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Post by theboydbunch on Aug 7, 2014 18:34:41 GMT
Kind of gives a new meaning to dress down days, doesn't it?  |
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ddly
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Jul 10, 2014 19:36:28 GMT
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Post by ddly on Aug 7, 2014 18:41:29 GMT
Sorry, I find this hysterical. This will be my fourth year at my current school and we have definitely had more than the usual amount of controversy but not this, yet!
Thank goodness the kids weren't in yet!
Lisa D.
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Post by donna on Aug 7, 2014 18:58:34 GMT
So her back to school nightmare actually came true!
Every year I have a nightmare around this time of showing up with no clothes on. (Believe me, no one wants to see that!)
We had a teacher one year that was batshit crazy. She only lasted a few weeks. She would take personal calls on her cell phone during class and then start sobbing. Some days she would just not show up and not arrange for a sub or have sub plans.
This drunk pantless lady will become legend at this school.
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Post by zoeybug on Aug 7, 2014 19:16:43 GMT
I think that's hysterical! I guess she just couldn't cope with going back to school! wow. Oh, I am SO glad I'm not the only one! Every time I've heard or seen this headline today, I've burst put laughing which then makes me feel guilty. She obviously has some real issues if she's drinking so much she forgot her pants...I mean, how exactly did she hired in the first place? Were they that desperate (and I taught public school for years and I've known some great special ed teachers and a few that were just "special.") or did she just interview very well?  |
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scrapaddie
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Post by scrapaddie on Aug 7, 2014 19:21:43 GMT
Sad that the only way she can face going back to work is drunk! I have to admit that took quite a bit of Diet Coke to get me back to work on that first day of school each year!
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bomo
Full Member
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Jun 26, 2014 15:54:49 GMT
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Post by bomo on Aug 7, 2014 19:23:52 GMT
Do you suppose that her cloth tampon didn't work and she had an accident!
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Post by Merge on Aug 7, 2014 22:08:35 GMT
Well bless her heart.
We have some crazy at our school. But not quite that crazy.
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Post by freecharlie on Aug 7, 2014 22:12:47 GMT
There were times in my youth that I drank so much that I couldn't remember where I lived, but I always managed to remember my pants
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