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Post by Deleted on Oct 13, 2016 13:13:03 GMT
Our Elf Joy is a bad elf...she wants to be good but being bad us so much fun.
She has...
Taken all the ornaments from the tree and held them hostage.
She has drawn all over our photos in the hall.
She has Tp'd the girls bathroom.
She has eaten all the candy canes.
She has put her name on all the girls presents.
She has dressed the dog up like a Snowman,renideer, snow white & santa.
She has made snow angels all over the kitchen floor.
She has had a party with all the stuffed animals strobe lights, ziplines,popcorn, soda...the whole works.
She has played with the girls makeup.
She has taken selfie's in my husband's patrol car after she "stole" it...several times...one time she locked up the stuffed animals and the dog in the back. Selfie's prove it.
She has taken the girls cell phones and changed the names in there to the renideers, Santa & christmas related items.
She's changed ringtones to Christmas songs.
She has put her photo in the girl cell phones under all the contacts while wearing their jewelry.
She has taking selfies with the girls while there sleeping.
The list goes on and on, she always comes with a letter and a suitcase full of her beauty products, bedding and clothing.
So what has your elf done....
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Post by Tammiem2pnc1 on Oct 13, 2016 14:22:59 GMT
Has zip lined through our Christmas village, bungee jumped from our tree, made a hot air balloon with a balloon and a basket, sun bathed under the light of the range hood with brown sugar as sand, made snow angels, drew mustaches on photos, wrote on our living room wall, moved our angel on the tree so he could sit there, put band-aids all over himself, toilet papered our tree and a few other things. Most of the stuff he's done has been pretty benign...sleeping in the tree, he brings cold medicine and tissues if someone in the house is sick, stuff like that. But he trends toward naughty...LOL
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Post by crazy4scraps on Oct 13, 2016 14:27:53 GMT
Ours aren't allowed to be naughty like that, LOL. They would have to go to time out in our house! We allow cute but not naughty or messy pranks.
Every year, they will gather in the kitchen and spell out "We're Back!" with mini M&M's.
They put the treats in the Advent calendar doors (we have a wooden one that sits on the mantel).
They hide chocolate treats in a little felt snowman ornament and sometimes use it as a purse.
Occasionally they can be found taking our lighted Rudolph decoration for a walk, or go for a ride on him.
They plant a crop of 'Magic Elf Seeds' that grow overnight into lollipops and candy canes in a bowl of sugar.
They watch TV on the Wii U control pad.
They take selfies with DD's iPad mini.
They go fishing for Swedish Fish.
They have slumber parties using cozy socks as sleeping bags.
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Post by debmast on Oct 13, 2016 14:36:29 GMT
My girls are (almost) 16 and 20 now. So it's been a while.
BUT ... the most interesting thing ours did was when my 20 year old was in 2nd or 3rd grade. She SNUCK IT TO SCHOOL in her backpack and then she LOST IT!
When I picked her up from after school care, she started sobbing and was in a panic because she lost it.
When we were walking out to the car, there was a chair sitting next to the door out of the school. And sitting in that chair was her elf.
She was so excited that her elf "found her" (& I was slightly freaked out because I did not put it there, and hadn't seen it there when I walked in).
Ours also used to:
Add decor to the tree (bad & gaudy stuff)
Ride the ceiling fans
Make snow angels in flour on the counter
Play with cards/games
Watch DVDs and have a bowl of popcorn
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Post by Deleted on Oct 13, 2016 14:38:05 GMT
We had a snowman, not an elf. And he liked the ladies! He drove around in DD's Barbie Corvette with several Barbies, colored with them in DD's coloring books, and even tried to take up residence in their princess castle. And boy, did he love selfies with his girlfriends!
He TP'd the Christmas tree and tried unwrapping a present. The kids were deeply shocked by that one. Big no-no to try to unwrap presents.
My favorite was when he used a dry erase marker to draw mustaches and pointy ears on our family photos. It easily wiped off the glass in the frame, but the kids thought it was the most hilarious thing. I had to hide the markers from them for awhile so they couldn't follow his example!
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Post by scrappert on Oct 13, 2016 14:38:41 GMT
Zoe is lazy and forgets to move and do things, good or bad!  |
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Post by imsirius on Oct 13, 2016 14:44:09 GMT
Too many to list in the 5 years we've had him.
Held lego minifigures hostage
Swung from the chandiler upside down
Fished for goldfish in the toilet
Got drunk with Barbie and some monster high dolls (DH did that while I was away!)
Ate a whole bag of chocolate chips
Made a snow angel in flour
Fell in the kuerig tank
Hidden all the Christmas stockings
Shaved some hair from the dog (she was going for a cut anyway)
Many many more...
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Post by JustCallMeMommy on Oct 13, 2016 14:45:41 GMT
I posted this on the other thread: Our elf has always been slightly mischievous. Never anything harmful, but he's been known to get into our candy stash and take naps in the freezer. He has a few ornament sized friends who help him out, and he has a little rivalry with Stitch. Oh, and his nemesis is the tooth fairy. He took her down the night she tried to "steal" Alison's tooth. The fairy got away with the tooth, but not before she spilled fairy dust, coins, and sugar free gum (in a limited area so it was easy to clean).
Let's see...what else...seriously, most nights he just perches somewhere new, but we've been doing this for years, and I posted the best ones to Facebook to remind me.
* Spray painted the dog Christmas colors. Flynn the Elf was found holding a sign that said, "I made him pretty."
* Wrote "Be Good" in M&M's.
* Anytime we are traveling, he lets us know whether he wants to come or not by getting out his suitcase (jewelry box with pipe cleaner handle) and positioning himself in a way that he can be carried - I tissue box decorated as a car, a box with little stuffed ornament animals, etc.
* He decorated ornaments for everyone one night.
* Built snowmen out of mini-donuts in the freezer.
* Flynn and Alison's cousin's elf (Elfroy) get together sometimes. One Christmas, they stole the dog's presents (stuffed dinosaurs) and rode them.
* Had a snowball fight with Elfroy.
* Left a tiny goodbye note.
* Read the Night Before Christmas to his teddy bear friend from a decorative sleigh.
* Put together a tiny puzzle.
* Use the same sleigh to be pulled around by ornament sized reindeer.
* He gets in the stockings at least once a year, and sometimes, he puts candy canes in them.
* Been kidnapped by Monster High dolls.
* Held Stitch hostage.
* Hidden in the tree.
* OH - Best Ever for Doctor Who fans - He swapped the angel at the top of the tree with a Weeping Angel.
* Made mini-pancakes.
* Found all the elves in the house and held a summit.
* My dad has a mounted deer head in his office. Flynn and Elfroy put a red nose and antler headbands on it and were found perched in the real antlers.
* Dressed in Mississippi State attire for the egg bowl.
* Upside down Spiderman.
* Decorated bananas as minions and gathered minion toys.
* He was busted spying on the neighbors (he was in the blinds with a pen and a list of things they were doing wrong).
* He went around the house collecting little things like my lipstick, DD's rock, etc. and wrapped them.
* Caught playing Minecraft on an old iPod.
* Delivered decorated cookies.
* Made a snow hill (from paper) and appeared to be sledding with stuffed friends.
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