My dad wrote the most clever, fun DOG story!
Oct 18, 2016 0:10:09 GMT
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Post by scrappintoee on Oct 18, 2016 0:10:09 GMT
My Dad is so clever and FUN, and I love this SO much, I wanna share 
First, I need
to explain that we adopted a sweet, eldery bulldog which hubby
named **PROFESSOR**
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TEACHER WINS INTERNATIONAL SCIENCE PRIZE
Stockholm, October 14, 2016. The Swedish Royal Academy announced today that the 2016 Nobull Prize in Physics has been won by a Professor in (our city). The winner, Professor Bully (our last name) has had a distinguished career in physics research. His prizewinning project is related to the planned colonization of Mars and analyses the problems of transporting Kibbles to the Red Planet during the 28 light minutes it takes to get there.
It is titled "The Effect of Gravity, Mass, Velocity, Acceleration, and Other Stupid Variables on Whether Kibbles Enter into a Circular or Parabolic Orbit,
Whether to Gravitational Pull Among Them During Travel to Mars Varies as the Inverse of the Square or the Cube of the Distance Between Them and Whether They Will Lose Their Flavor on the Bedpost in the Spacecraft Overnight."
The Nobull Prize will be presented by King Carl XVI Gustaf on December 10, 2016 at a white tie ceremony and dinner at the Stockholm City Hall.
Reached at his laboratory in _____ and asked for a comment, the professor said he is looking forward to the Swedish meatballs but not to the white tie and tails.
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Isn't that FUN !!?!?? ROFL !!!!!!!!
Another thing that makes it even more
clever is that my Dad has absolutely NO science / astronomy background !!!
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My fun brother-in-law responded with THIS:
Professsor's precise analysis of "The Kibble Reaction" is astounding the Puppy Physics world. The accuracy of his metaphysical interactive deductive reasoning theory has even the distinguished and ever opinionated Feline Fellowship of Philosophical Paw Institute baffled and running amok with differing and opposing "and Bits" conspiracy theories. Don't be surprised when the Nobull Prize ceremony is infiltrated and disrupted by the Purr Brigade, that Minx led militia group opposing all recent Bully advances. Stay tuned...
First, I need to explain that we adopted a sweet, eldery bulldog which hubby
named **PROFESSOR**
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
TEACHER WINS INTERNATIONAL SCIENCE PRIZE
Stockholm, October 14, 2016. The Swedish Royal Academy announced today that the 2016 Nobull Prize in Physics has been won by a Professor in (our city). The winner, Professor Bully (our last name) has had a distinguished career in physics research. His prizewinning project is related to the planned colonization of Mars and analyses the problems of transporting Kibbles to the Red Planet during the 28 light minutes it takes to get there.
It is titled "The Effect of Gravity, Mass, Velocity, Acceleration, and Other Stupid Variables on Whether Kibbles Enter into a Circular or Parabolic Orbit,
Whether to Gravitational Pull Among Them During Travel to Mars Varies as the Inverse of the Square or the Cube of the Distance Between Them and Whether They Will Lose Their Flavor on the Bedpost in the Spacecraft Overnight."
The Nobull Prize will be presented by King Carl XVI Gustaf on December 10, 2016 at a white tie ceremony and dinner at the Stockholm City Hall.
Reached at his laboratory in _____ and asked for a comment, the professor said he is looking forward to the Swedish meatballs but not to the white tie and tails.
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Isn't that FUN !!?!?? ROFL !!!!!!!!
Another thing that makes it even moreclever is that my Dad has absolutely NO science / astronomy background !!!
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My fun brother-in-law responded with THIS:
Professsor's precise analysis of "The Kibble Reaction" is astounding the Puppy Physics world. The accuracy of his metaphysical interactive deductive reasoning theory has even the distinguished and ever opinionated Feline Fellowship of Philosophical Paw Institute baffled and running amok with differing and opposing "and Bits" conspiracy theories. Don't be surprised when the Nobull Prize ceremony is infiltrated and disrupted by the Purr Brigade, that Minx led militia group opposing all recent Bully advances. Stay tuned...
