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Post by wezee on Jan 30, 2017 2:34:03 GMT
A young student nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.
She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."
The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very, very closely:
Are - my - test - results - back?"
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Post by mom on Jan 30, 2017 2:35:54 GMT
BAH HA HA! Thats funny!
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Post by goldenblind221 on Jan 30, 2017 2:38:17 GMT
LOL!
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Post by GiantsFan on Jan 30, 2017 4:04:38 GMT
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Post by gmcwife1 on Jan 30, 2017 4:06:44 GMT
OMG, yes, real LOL That was cute!
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Post by LavenderLayoutLady on Jan 30, 2017 11:24:03 GMT
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