AnneMD
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Post by AnneMD on Jun 26, 2014 2:45:04 GMT
My Dogs Attacked Baby Jesus Ripped his little plastic self right out of the neighbor's nativity. Knocked Mary down, jumped on Joseph, barked at the donkeys. Hay was everywhere. I am so sick, all I could do was moan and point while my SO chased them down the street screaming "Bring the Savior back here RIGHT NOW!" As an adult, that is the closest I have ever come to peeing my pants on a public street. Now we have to tell the neighbors and spring for a new babe in the manger. The dogs were bummed and we hid the mangled child in our garage. How many stores do you think we'll have to visit before we find a match? ::Updated Later That Afternoon:: Well, the wife took it well, the husband not so much. He said "Well I'm glad you came over with an explanation, because we were calling the Sheriff just now." OMG! How to explain this to the cops?! After about 2 hours of searching stores for Jesus, I came home and as luck would have it, our other neighbors gave us the 411 - someone sold those nativity sets door to door in the 70s. Yes, the 70s. And they still had theirs. Yes! Jesus was returned to the manger with a new Mary and Joseph to boot! I told my SO, NO the dogs may not have the stolen Jesus to play with. We were going to take the dogs to see the big light display in town, but they can just forget it now. --------------------------- Copy and Pasted from a thread from "Lumo" Baby Jesus |
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oh yvonne
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Jun 26, 2014 0:45:23 GMT
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Post by oh yvonne on Jun 26, 2014 2:46:29 GMT
wahoo!
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grrlsmom
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Jun 26, 2014 2:38:20 GMT
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Post by grrlsmom on Jun 26, 2014 2:47:54 GMT
Never forget! It's still funny after all these years.
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Post by gryroagain on Jun 26, 2014 2:58:25 GMT
You know- true story- when I ran into my oldest dds room to tell her of the horror of no more 2 ps, her reply was "but what about the dogs who stole baby Jesus?!"!!!
Because I've read and re read that post every Christmas for, oh, 900 years now. It's family lore, and I wouldn't know dharma or her dogs if I met her in the street, but dang it, it's part of our Christmas. I even emailed a pea who is on another board referencing this apocalypse and the fact that there was no more "my dogs ate baby Jesus".
So thank you!
Anyone got the vagina sunset, or the tear bears thread? I loved those too, though tear bears was so long I can see how it might be gone forever...sigh. Good times.
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Post by kristalina on Jun 26, 2014 3:00:19 GMT
 Yea.
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Post by ChildOfThe60s on Jun 26, 2014 3:45:57 GMT
Thanks for posting this for posterity.
Who was it that posted the illustrated instructions for inserting the diva cup? I want to say CherryEye or one of the smarty pants gals... OMG that was HIL AR I OUS. I have the image saved somewhere but I don't want to search for it then post it without being able to give proper credit.
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Post by momof3pits on Jun 26, 2014 3:47:30 GMT
Love it!
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Post by peano on Jun 26, 2014 3:47:53 GMT
OK, who's got the crazy Thanksgiving turkey lady thread?
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mely
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Post by mely on Jun 26, 2014 3:48:37 GMT
It's not Christmas without the dogs stealing Jesus. Now where the turkey thread?
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camcas
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Post by camcas on Jun 26, 2014 3:54:00 GMT
...and all the lady garden haikus......
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Post by scraphappy0501 on Jun 26, 2014 4:02:43 GMT
Oh my goodness this made my night! I feel like when you move into a new home, things just don't feel right until you unpack certain things. The "unpacking" here is going well - we have the "Baby Jesus" post back! Now we just need some of the other epic posts "unpacked!"
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luciaz
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Post by luciaz on Jun 26, 2014 5:51:17 GMT
Was the turkey lady story the same as "Giblet Gate" or something like that?
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Post by scrapbookbobbie on Jun 26, 2014 10:12:57 GMT
Awesome! I lol every time I read this. Christmas will be complete this year!  |
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michellegb
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Jun 26, 2014 0:04:59 GMT
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Post by michellegb on Jun 26, 2014 10:21:21 GMT
Thank you! I giggle every time I read this and would miss the annual rereading of the thread if it hadn't been saved. |
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gotcreativity
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To Boldly Go Where no Pea has Gone before
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Post by gotcreativity on Jun 26, 2014 10:45:12 GMT
My favorite Christmas thread...and we have one of those sets. So when we put ours up, we look around to see if ant dogs are ready to pounce on Jesus
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Post by mandolyn9909 on Jun 26, 2014 12:14:56 GMT
Thanks for saving this! |
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lynm
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Post by lynm on Jun 26, 2014 14:19:09 GMT
one of my all time favourite Christmas threads |
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Post by eebud on Jun 26, 2014 14:30:04 GMT
This is probably my all time favorite thread!! Glad to see it here.
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Post by kimmie75 on Dec 17, 2014 18:55:57 GMT
BTT. |
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Post by workingclassdog on Dec 17, 2014 19:27:49 GMT
It's not Christmas without the Stolen Baby Jesus story!!
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Post by workingclassdog on Dec 17, 2014 19:28:34 GMT
Is the owner of that famous thread around anymore?
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Post by jenjie on Dec 17, 2014 20:54:46 GMT
ChildOfThe60s it was cherrymoon! A Google image search will lead you there. Because only on twopeas would it make sense to post THAT picture on THIS thread... Attachments:
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Post by Deleted on Dec 17, 2014 21:10:38 GMT
ChildOfThe60s it was cherrymoon! A Google image search will lead you there. Because only on twopeas would it make sense to post THAT picture on THIS thread... Still makes me laugh after all these years! |
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ladycamaro
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Post by ladycamaro on Dec 17, 2014 21:40:18 GMT
This is one of my all time favorites! Thanks for posting!
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Post by jenjie on Dec 17, 2014 21:52:28 GMT
ChildOfThe60s it was cherrymoon! A Google image search will lead you there. Because only on twopeas would it make sense to post THAT picture on THIS thread... Still makes me laugh after all these years! Right?! One of my friends was thinking of getting the diva cup and wanted info. I had to show her cherrymoon 's awesome instructions. LOL I wonder if it scared her away. |
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Post by eversograceful1 on Dec 18, 2014 2:27:23 GMT
Yay!
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Yea.
