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Post by femalebusiness on Jan 19, 2018 5:44:44 GMT
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Post by PolarGreen12 on Jan 19, 2018 5:49:08 GMT
Lol Eeewwww. Why ruin good cutlery? We just kept an old wire hanger under the bathroom sink. 😂🤦🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️💩
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Post by crimsoncat05 on Jan 19, 2018 5:50:54 GMT
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Post by pierkiss on Jan 19, 2018 5:58:23 GMT
Omg, I read this story sitting in car line at my kid’s elementary school the other day. I was laughing so hard that I was crying!!! Thank goodness it’s winter and my windows are rolled up so no one could hear me cackling!!!
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Post by lucyg on Jan 19, 2018 6:02:48 GMT
OMG. I laughed so hard, I was crying and couldn't see to finish reading it.
Now I'm off to send the link to my sister who wrecked my other sister's toilet and then my BIL and nephew had to fix it, and she was mortified. bahahahahaha
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Post by miominmio on Jan 19, 2018 6:04:44 GMT
 This can't be true! Please tell me it isn't true!
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garcia5050
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Post by garcia5050 on Jan 19, 2018 6:06:05 GMT
That was funny. And no such thing needed in my house.
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Post by elaine on Jan 19, 2018 6:15:05 GMT
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Post by crimsoncat05 on Jan 19, 2018 6:40:35 GMT
so now I have spent the last half hour reading all the comments on the story on Reddit... apparently he's not alone in needing a utensil of some sort for that particular task!! chopsticks, a pocket knife, scissors, a coat hanger... I haven't laughed that hard in quite a while.
But now I'm not sure how I'm going to get sleep after reading all of that!! honest to god, I actually had such morbid curiosity that I searched on instagram for some user's account someone mentioned in one of those comments: @miles_of_turd (WARNING-- DO NOT DO IT if you have a sensitive stomach!!)
I don't EVER hang out on Reddit- now that I've read a few posts, I think my life has been much too sheltered for that site-- and I'm okay with that.
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Post by papersilly on Jan 19, 2018 6:44:09 GMT
I just read this aloud to DH and he said "someone's not drinking enough water". That made me laugh.
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Post by bc2ca on Jan 19, 2018 7:09:15 GMT
OMG, I had no idea such a thing existed.  |
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Post by valincal on Jan 19, 2018 7:23:17 GMT
Once upon a time, long ago, there was a pea who confessed to using plastic cutlery to slice up her big poos.
💩 🍴
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Post by Delta Dawn on Jan 19, 2018 7:28:06 GMT
When you get a parent with a colostomy bag that needs changing a poop knife is no longer gross. I am just saying.
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Post by anniebygaslight on Jan 19, 2018 7:32:40 GMT
Hilarious!
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Post by PrettyInPeank on Jan 19, 2018 7:37:41 GMT
Absolutely hysterical! Sooo gross!
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Post by bothmykidsrbrats on Jan 19, 2018 7:47:51 GMT
I was introduced to the poop knife over coffee with my MIL. We were headed to a crop, and my nephew was spending a month with my Ils. She mentioned having to use the poop knife the day before.  My DS is just shy of 6'7. I jokingly accuse him of pooping in the litter box, because there is no way my princess shits that big. I've needed a plunger, but never a knife. |
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Post by disneypal on Jan 19, 2018 7:48:03 GMT
Once upon a time, long ago, there was a pea who confessed to using plastic cutlery to slice up her big poos. 💩 🍴 I remember that |
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Post by LavenderLayoutLady on Jan 19, 2018 9:15:41 GMT
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Post by dewryce on Jan 19, 2018 10:24:36 GMT
I just...I just don't know what to do with this information. I mean, what do these poop knife needing people do when they visit other people's homes and have need of one? Cause surely we all have that one relative we can see doing this. *eyes cutlery drawer*
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Post by craftykitten on Jan 19, 2018 11:21:38 GMT
This is weirdest thing I've heard all day. Definitely this week. Maybe ever? Ew!
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Post by cmhs on Jan 19, 2018 11:32:19 GMT
Hilarious and oh, so gross! DS needs a poo knife. He clogs the toilet on an almost daily basis.
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Post by Gennifer on Jan 19, 2018 11:40:33 GMT
What the EVERLOVING HELL did I just read?!?
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Post by peabay on Jan 19, 2018 12:00:00 GMT
Note to self: don't read a thread titled "poop knife" while eating breakfast.
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Post by gar on Jan 19, 2018 12:31:01 GMT
Note to self: don't read a thread titled "poop knife" while eating breakfast. I resisted looking earlier for the same reason 😑 |
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Post by blue tulip on Jan 19, 2018 12:43:39 GMT
i read this the other day, and I have to say, I can see the usefulness. the other day my 10 yr old birthed something like an 8" long pop can. he couldn't get it to flush so he left it (yeah.). I walked by on the way to the laundry and was frankly astonished at how he could physically pass something like that from his body without rupturing something. other DS and DH heard me exclaim and came to look and we all had a moment of silence in awe of this thing. anyway, a poop knife would've been helpful instead of mashing it into oblivion with the soft plunger.  I'm not going to get one, but, I understand. |
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Post by eleezybeth on Jan 19, 2018 13:15:35 GMT
I read this the other day on reddit and laughed so hard I was bawling. I guess I can see the purpose, but thankful I've never had the need.
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Post by mandolyn9909 on Jan 19, 2018 13:41:48 GMT
i read this the other day, and I have to say, I can see the usefulness. the other day my 10 yr old birthed something like an 8" long pop can. he couldn't get it to flush so he left it (yeah.). I walked by on the way to the laundry and was frankly astonished at how he could physically pass something like that from his body without rupturing something. other DS and DH heard me exclaim and came to look and we all had a moment of silence in awe of this thing. anyway, a poop knife would've been helpful instead of mashing it into oblivion with the soft plunger. I'm not going to get one, but, I understand. I read it too thinking we may need one. Ha My daughter ever since she was little has clogged toilets...her poops are insane. She is the healthiest eater in our family and I have taken her to the doctors multiple times about the issue because I thought there is no way it was normal....turns out it is not that abnormal. Doctor wasn't worried in the slightest. |
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Post by mom on Jan 19, 2018 13:46:11 GMT
I read this the other day - ewwww. No poop knife in my house!
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Post by scrappinghappy on Jan 19, 2018 13:53:08 GMT
Um....how do you clean it?
and this is what i too thought you were going to say: “For some reason I thought you were gonna say you cut it while it was still coming out of your ___. Like a pasta shaper.”
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Post by withapea on Jan 19, 2018 14:23:10 GMT
My DH and DD have been enthralled with that story all week. They were cracking up. I. Just. Can't. I mean......I don't even have words. ( I guess spying in the medicine cabinet is passe, it's searching for poop knives now )
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