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Post by sisterbdsq on Sept 17, 2014 15:52:06 GMT
We have three dogs. Of course they have their normal names, but naturally they get nicknames. Sweet Penelope gets called cute names like Peepers and Penelopizza. Seamus gets called Shamu, Big Black and Seamustacholi (like mostaccioli). Poor Loofah, the little dog no one wanted, gets called Shittles. That's right, we call a dog Shittles. I'm a bad mama. When we speak of the dogs as a pack, we call them "the assbags", so the Pit Bulls do get called bad words too.
At least no ones leg is in a landfill...all my dogs have all their limbs. It's odd to me to have four-legged dogs, though!
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Post by scorpeao on Sept 17, 2014 15:55:13 GMT
My cat is back at peeing by my front door, so I often refer to him as asshole. I used to have a cat who was so sweet, but sooo stupid. Her name was Dimwit which was shortened to Dimmy.
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Post by *christine* on Sept 17, 2014 15:56:00 GMT
My neighbor calls my sweet adorable Remy the Killer Shih Tzu "fathead".  Although when his hair gets long his head does look rather large. |
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Post by leannec on Sept 17, 2014 15:56:40 GMT
Lucy sometimes gets called Lucifer by dd [HASH]1  A Lab that we had years ago was named Scully ... I would sing the name song to her ... you know, Scully, Scully, Bobelly, etc.  Anyway, her nickname became Bobelly and then it became simply Belly  I still miss that dog and use bobelly as my e-mail address and will someday have a personalized license plate that says bobelly  |
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Post by sisterbdsq on Sept 17, 2014 16:17:28 GMT
Lucy sometimes gets called Lucifer by dd [HASH]1 A Lab that we had years ago was named Scully ... I would sing the name song to her ... you know, Scully, Scully, Bobelly, etc. Anyway, her nickname became Bobelly and then it became simply Belly I still miss that dog and use bobelly as my e-mail address and will someday have a personalized license plate that says bobelly I would sing to Princess all the time. My fave was the commercial for Luna flooring. Seven seven three, two oh two, Prin-cess! Only Chicago people will get that one. |
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Post by Dictionary on Sept 17, 2014 16:18:20 GMT
The little kitty we just adopted...Stinky McButtsniffer...honestly she has her nose 3 inches deep in our other cats behind..I usually have to pull her away so the other once can eat in peace. Stinky comes from the odor she leaves in the litter box. Oy!
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Post by Deleted on Sept 17, 2014 16:22:49 GMT
Another Lucifer here...or often "crazy bitch" too.
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Post by Dalai Mama on Sept 17, 2014 16:24:12 GMT
We have a rabbit whom we call, The Bitch, The Rat, Mrs. Beasley, and Captain Shits-a-lot. We really do love her, though.  |
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Post by gmcwife1 on Sept 17, 2014 16:28:18 GMT
Dh calls Koda dumb a$$ because, well he is He's the dumbest but sweetest dog ever. |
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Post by perumbula on Sept 17, 2014 16:39:31 GMT
My husband calls our cat Stupid. He likes to pretend he doesn't like her, but he really does. He doesn't like to cuddle with animals; he wants to play fight. The cat is always up for some play fighting. She's a ferocious little thing.
We don't ever call her by her real name though. She's properly named Fencurch (after a character in a Douglas Adams novel) but we really only call her Kitten.
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Post by anxiousmom on Sept 17, 2014 17:17:00 GMT
Other than "dumb ass cat?" No. But funnily enough, both cats come when I call using that name... |
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Post by gmcwife1 on Sept 17, 2014 17:23:01 GMT
My husband calls our cat Stupid. He likes to pretend he doesn't like her, but he really does. He doesn't like to cuddle with animals; he wants to play fight. The cat is always up for some play fighting. She's a ferocious little thing. We don't ever call her by her real name though. She's properly named Fencurch (after a character in a Douglas Adams novel) but we really only call her Kitten. Dh acts like he doesn't like Koda but he does love him |
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Post by red88 on Sept 17, 2014 17:26:17 GMT
My dog is often called "shit head". Especially when I find out he's been sleeping on my bed! Here is "shit head" in all his glory!  |
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Post by janet on Sept 17, 2014 17:30:45 GMT
Lucy sometimes gets called Lucifer by dd [HASH]1 A Lab that we had years ago was named Scully ... I would sing the name song to her ... you know, Scully, Scully, Bobelly, etc. Anyway, her nickname became Bobelly and then it became simply Belly I still miss that dog and use bobelly as my e-mail address and will someday have a personalized license plate that says bobelly I would sing to Princess all the time. My fave was the commercial for Luna flooring. Seven seven three, two oh two, Prin-cess! Only Chicago people will get that one. We had a dog named Luna for a while so you can imagine how often that commercial was sung. Currently we have Simba, whom I usually call "you big dummy."  |
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Post by LilyRose on Sept 17, 2014 17:43:48 GMT
The little kitty we just adopted...Stinky McButtsniffer...honestly she has her nose 3 inches deep in our other cats behind..I usually have to pull her away so the other once can eat in peace. Stinky comes from the odor she leaves in the litter box. Oy! There I was, just innocently eating my lunch and peaing, and suddenly I was choking! Too funny! I too have a feline buttsniffer, although mine doesn't sound as bad as yours. |
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Post by *christine* on Sept 17, 2014 17:44:21 GMT
Lucy sometimes gets called Lucifer by dd [HASH]1 A Lab that we had years ago was named Scully ... I would sing the name song to her ... you know, Scully, Scully, Bobelly, etc. Anyway, her nickname became Bobelly and then it became simply Belly I still miss that dog and use bobelly as my e-mail address and will someday have a personalized license plate that says bobelly I would sing to Princess all the time. My fave was the commercial for Luna flooring. Seven seven three, two oh two, Prin-cess! Only Chicago people will get that one. Ha ha - down here it's eight seven seven two four one LUNA!!!! |
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Post by sharlag on Sept 17, 2014 17:50:12 GMT
This is MaxYouFuck er:  |
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Post by BeckyTech on Sept 17, 2014 17:56:58 GMT
There is a lady at the dog park who named her dog (a husky mix) Jack Ass. Really. I just call him Jack.
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Post by lesley on Sept 17, 2014 18:00:57 GMT
My Labradoodle casts hair constantly and everywhere. Silly us believed all the propaganda claiming Labradoodles don't cast. We call him the Labradud.
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Post by sisterbdsq on Sept 17, 2014 18:03:16 GMT
My dog is often called "shit head". Especially when I find out he's been sleeping on my bed! Here is "shit head" in all his glory! You certainly must mean shi-theed!!!! |
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Post by Bitchy Rich on Sept 17, 2014 18:41:43 GMT
We've had fawn pugs for years, and recently adopted our first black pug. We say to the fawn "Where's your black friend?" and somehow started calling him Whitey. Typed out, it seems rather racist.
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Post by krazykatlady on Sept 17, 2014 18:49:17 GMT
My son and his roommate have a kitten NAMED Pizzacat. I can only hope they come up with a nickname that's better than that.
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Post by ~Sherri~ on Sept 17, 2014 18:54:26 GMT
When our only girl kitty started to come in heat (before she was spayed), I called her "a little hussy". She would drive our neutered boy cat nuts. The name, Little Hussy, stuck around for a while after she was fixed. Now she is a sweet girl and we I often call her Little Girl, instead of her name, Calli.
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Post by sisterbdsq on Sept 17, 2014 19:16:37 GMT
This is MaxYouFuck er: I can't decide if he's being oh so cute, or ready to eat my face. Penelope has this weird look she gives and we call her our little serial killer. |
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Post by miyooper2b on Sept 17, 2014 19:18:49 GMT
DH has always had multiple names for all of our cats. Sometimes I have ask which one he's referring too when he comes up with a new name. Here's a few: Bob (who is a female, long story how she got the name): Bobcat, Boob, Booberella, Miss Priss, Brown Paw (she has one brown paw) Lucky: Ducky, the Duckmeister, Capt. McWhineypants, Fatty Oliver: Ollie, Thumper (he's very loud when he runs around the house) Belle: Bitch cat (she really is bitchy), Princess Kitty, Stinky McStinkbutt He always says the next cat is going to be called Sh!thead. I always nix that. |
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Post by sharlag on Sept 17, 2014 19:24:38 GMT
sisterbdsq, he's begging for what I'm eating. I have my legs crossed to keep him from helping himself to the plate on my lap.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 17, 2014 19:31:15 GMT
We have a cat that's not terribly smart (but has the kindest, gentlest heart) and I call him Big Stupid.
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Post by kkrenn on Sept 17, 2014 19:32:12 GMT
My DH calls our Havanese "The Mop", his name is Snickers and I call him Snickerdoodle or sometimes just Doodles.
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Post by mjmone on Sept 17, 2014 19:34:41 GMT
Dh calls all our animals 'rathumpers', well except his horse..he calls her 'beauty', I call her 'diva'
My kids named one of their cats "Nubz"...i guess that is a term used in the Marine Corps for a 'wannabe'(this is what I found in the Urban Dictionary...1. People, who despite any amount of time or effort in doing something/completing a task, fail miserably.) He is called 'chubby nubz'
My son in law calls my cats "Captain Wigglesworth' and 'Fatty McFatston' interchangeably.
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Post by ametallichick on Sept 17, 2014 19:46:58 GMT
My English Bulldog's name is Brutus but I never call him that unless he's in trouble "Brutus Montgomery Chesterfield!!!!", McSnores a lot, McSnorts a lot… The list goes on.
But his nickname is Brute (pronounced Bru-T).
My cat Georgie's nickname is GG, Lover, 50/50 (he's half white and half orange), cuddle monster (warn the villager's, here comes the cuddle monster), Fatty McButterpants.
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Anyway, her nickname became Bobelly and then it became simply Belly 
