Post by craftedbys on Dec 14, 2018 16:07:03 GMT
My BFF has surgery on Wednesday to remove a cancerous tumor from her colon. She refuses to let any of us be upset or mauldin so we are trying to keep her spirits up. (Prognosis is excellent, BTW, may not need chemo or radiation. )
Anyway, she hasn't eaten any solid food since Monday morning and they are keeping her on a liquid diet until they know her system is working. So she has to pass gas in order to get real food and before they will consider releasing her this weekend.
So I was awakened today by messages on our group chat (BFF, another friend of ours, and me) talking about her goal for the day is to pass gas.
Therefore, I have dubbed today Fart Watch 2018. I told them we need to come up with theme music and maybe some special graphics. I also told BFF she was going to be deluged by fart jokes until she actually does so.
The funniest thing about this (to me, anyway) is their reaction to me using the word fart over and over since I am the M'Lynn of our little group of Steel Magnolias.
Since the Peas have the best collective sense of humor I figured I can enlist y'all to help come up with some great fart jokes. So please channel your inner preteen boy and help me out!
Thanks Peas!
Anyway, she hasn't eaten any solid food since Monday morning and they are keeping her on a liquid diet until they know her system is working. So she has to pass gas in order to get real food and before they will consider releasing her this weekend.
So I was awakened today by messages on our group chat (BFF, another friend of ours, and me) talking about her goal for the day is to pass gas.
Therefore, I have dubbed today Fart Watch 2018. I told them we need to come up with theme music and maybe some special graphics. I also told BFF she was going to be deluged by fart jokes until she actually does so.
The funniest thing about this (to me, anyway) is their reaction to me using the word fart over and over since I am the M'Lynn of our little group of Steel Magnolias.
Since the Peas have the best collective sense of humor I figured I can enlist y'all to help come up with some great fart jokes. So please channel your inner preteen boy and help me out!
Thanks Peas!
