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Post by Deleted on Dec 26, 2018 17:56:43 GMT
Years ago I was invited to a friend of a friends housewarming party, about halfway through she went into her bedroom and brought out a vibrator and went around asking if anyone wanted to try it out on the end of their nose, cos that's how you know a vibrator is a good one. Yeah, no, no one took her up on her offer! Why in the world would anyone want to put that up/on their nose after it's been in her..... There was an awful lot of alcohol involved and she claimed it had been cleaned, still...
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Post by trollie on Dec 26, 2018 18:04:15 GMT
Years ago I was invited to a friend of a friends housewarming party, about halfway through she went into her bedroom and brought out a vibrator and went around asking if anyone wanted to try it out on the end of their nose, cos that's how you know a vibrator is a good one. Yeah, no, no one took her up on her offer! It was awkward to say the least.
Wait?!?!! Wha?!!!
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Post by crimsoncat05 on Dec 26, 2018 18:05:40 GMT
Why in the world would anyone want to put that up/on their nose after it's been in her..... There was an awful lot of alcohol involved and she claimed it had been cleaned, still... hahaha!!!
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Post by Zee on Dec 26, 2018 18:11:21 GMT
Well, I'm no expert and not Steph, but I've heard they warm up or cool down nicely depending on what you prefer. Maybe there are more advantages??? I get that there might be advantages, but the holy that's gotta hurt disadvantages are kinda hard to ignore here. They're too heavy to break like that. I don't have one, but I have seen them at the dirty movie store (pre- pornhub, of course).
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Post by delila on Dec 26, 2018 18:12:30 GMT
Well apparently I am one that did know about these glass toys. I don’t have first hand experience with one (yet) but I must say it sounds intriguing!!!! 😁
delila
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Post by schizo319 on Dec 26, 2018 18:30:18 GMT
Well apparently I am one that did know about these glass toys. I don’t have first hand experience with one (yet) but I must say it sounds intriguing!!!! 😁 delila Oh I knew that they had glass ones, I just didn't know they came in candy cane shapes, nor did I expect one to pop up (again, no pun intended) when I was searching for something as wholesome as Christmas ornaments...
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Post by alexa11 on Dec 26, 2018 22:19:23 GMT
Oh I knew that they had glass ones, I just didn't know they came in candy cane shapes, nor did I expect one to pop up (again, no pun intended) when I was searching for something as wholesome as Christmas ornaments... Oh, but isn't this thread now much more interesting than Christmas ornaments!
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Post by librarylady on Dec 26, 2018 23:19:23 GMT
Oh, I thought it was hilarious (after I got over the initial shock). I'm picturing someone's poor grandma ordering decorations from amazon and being totally confused as to what came in the mail. Grandma didn't get to be grandma without learning a thing or two about a little monkey business. Don't let the little old ladies fool ya. Yes! I have always wondered why young ones think that older women don't know a thing or two about what's going on...
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Post by StephDRebel on Dec 27, 2018 0:04:58 GMT
I just love the threads I get called into! ha.
So... Glass toys are non-porous and a body safe material and that makes them pretty popular. They do retain heat and cold well, but I don't recommend extreme temperatures or changes (the freezer or dishwasher). If you want to warm it up or cool it down just use hot/cold water. Think old school pyrex that lasts forever vs dainty glass. I've only heard of one of ours breaking but she threw it at her husband and it bounced off of a brick wall and shattered. I don't recommend that at all. (I don't recommend throwing things, but if you're mad at your partner and must throw something, throw something other than your vibrator. )
Each of my grandmothers have had a party with me and you'd be surprised at how much they know and what they're into. One grandmother invited her entire Sunday school class and they reordered things every 3-6 months until they passed away. The other grandmother had hands down, the party that consumed the most champagne at the party and out of the 21 people that showed up they bought over $4,000 in products. They love sex and intend to keep having it as long as they can. They have taught me quite a few things. ha.
Once, we had a glass toy and through a manufacturing error I ended up with 15 of the glass pieces but not the vibrators that attached so I decorated my Christmas tree in my office with them. The lights through the glass was beautiful and I got tons of compliments. They were never in the catalog so I don't think anyone but me knew what they were.
The nose thing I hear all the time. Technically there are nerve endings there and vibrators feel funny there so women laugh about it. Reality is I spend a lot of money on my display pieces and it's cold and flu season so I don't pass my toys around the room. I also don't usually recommend that you pull them out in front of friends. Awkward!
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Post by Deleted on Dec 27, 2018 1:10:14 GMT
Oh, I thought it was hilarious (after I got over the initial shock). I'm picturing someone's poor grandma ordering decorations from amazon and being totally confused as to what came in the mail. Grandma didn't get to be grandma without learning a thing or two about a little monkey business. Don't let the little old ladies fool ya. My grandmother was a complete dunce! She was not a farm girl and had no clue what was going on down there.
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Post by Zee on Dec 27, 2018 1:36:45 GMT
Grandma didn't get to be grandma without learning a thing or two about a little monkey business. Don't let the little old ladies fool ya. Yes! I have always wondered why young ones think that older women don't know a thing or two about what's going on...
Probably because they read the pea boards and realize how sheltered many women are/were. You can get that idea by reading any thread here about porn or sex toys.
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Post by Margie on Dec 27, 2018 1:49:13 GMT
OK who just Googled glass candy canes?
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Post by delila on Dec 27, 2018 2:19:38 GMT
OK who just Googled glass candy canes? I did and I must say I am very disappointed, the only thing that comes up is damn glass candy canes, the G rated ones. delila
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Post by AussieMeg on Dec 27, 2018 3:06:56 GMT
OK who just Googled glass candy canes? I did and I must say I am very disappointed, the only thing that comes up is damn glass candy canes, the G rated ones. I googled "glass candy cane ornaments" and only got the G rated candy cane ornaments. I tried again without the word "ornaments" and the first thing that came up was the "Don Wand Glass Pleasure Wand, Candy Cane" on Amazon. ETA: I probably shouldn't have done it on my work phone!
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Post by andreasmom on Dec 27, 2018 3:18:29 GMT
I use Bing. Got the G rated version.
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Post by andreasmom on Dec 27, 2018 3:21:19 GMT
I use Bing. Got the G rated version. So funny. I tried google. Don Wand is the first result!
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Post by schizo319 on Dec 27, 2018 14:18:41 GMT
I did and I must say I am very disappointed, the only thing that comes up is damn glass candy canes, the G rated ones. I googled "glass candy cane ornaments" and only got the G rated candy cane ornaments. I tried again without the word "ornaments" and the first thing that came up was the "Don Wand Glass Pleasure Wand, Candy Cane" on Amazon. ETA: I probably shouldn't have done it on my work phone! Whew! There for a minute delila had me wondering what I had googled in the past that made a pleasure wand be the first result. I had left the word ornaments off from the beginning. @stephdrebel, thanks for the explanation. I would've loved to have seen your toy tree. My BFF and I were chatting last night and she said she would pay me to buy and display the pleasure candy cane on my tree next year. I told her only if she brought me giant googly eyes and pipe cleaners so we could make it into a reindick.
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Post by gryroagain on Dec 27, 2018 14:32:06 GMT
A glass sex toy should last for years, it's not flimsy glass that's going to break, it's not a light bulb. Added advantage, you can stick it in the dishwasher! There has been much disagreement over putting dishes that pets have licked into the dishwasher. I don't think that's going to be considered as an advantage here. As someone who let her dog preclean dishes and got roasted for it, I heartily agree! (but seriously, not to beat a dead horse, if the dishwasher is ok for raw meat cutting boards/dishes with salmonella or ecoli potentially, why in the world would it not be ok for dog mouth which proven to be not very darn dirty at all?? Like, your hands are way dirtier! Plus I’m saving the planet by using less water and not wasting food! maybe still feeling a bit judged on that one...)
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Post by freecharlie on Dec 27, 2018 19:55:31 GMT
There has been much disagreement over putting dishes that pets have licked into the dishwasher. I don't think that's going to be considered as an advantage here. As someone who let her dog preclean dishes and got roasted for it, I heartily agree! (but seriously, not to beat a dead horse, if the dishwasher is ok for raw meat cutting boards/dishes with salmonella or ecoli potentially, why in the world would it not be ok for dog mouth which proven to be not very darn dirty at all?? Like, your hands are way dirtier! Plus I’m saving the planet by using less water and not wasting food! maybe still feeling a bit judged on that one...) I am surprised people had a negative reaction to this. I think I need to start a poll.
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Post by ktdoesntscrap on Dec 28, 2018 0:10:43 GMT
Who Knew!! Looking away whistling... LOL!!!
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Post by pastlifepea on Dec 28, 2018 13:14:54 GMT
This brings back fond memories of looking to purchase a bicycle for myself. In addition to looking at my local bicycle store, I also was looking on the internet. I figured sporting goods stores would be good to check. For the record, dicks dot com is NOT the website for Dick's Sporting Goods. Just saying.
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Post by anaterra on Dec 28, 2018 13:27:57 GMT
This brings back fond memories of looking to purchase a bicycle for myself. In addition to looking at my local bicycle store, I also was looking on the internet. I figured sporting goods stores would be good to check. For the record, dicks dot com is NOT the website for Dick's Sporting Goods. Just saying. That made literally laugh... my husband asked what was so funny... he laughed too... thank you!!! Typed with tears still in my eyes....lol
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Post by pastlifepea on Dec 28, 2018 13:38:00 GMT
Glad I could supply some laughter. The worst part is that I was in my daughter's room with her RIGHT there. I think she was like 10. There was no pop up blocker on that computer so I was blocking the screen with my torso as I frantically tried to close the 500 pop ups that kept showing up.
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