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Post by schizo319 on Dec 26, 2018 14:55:39 GMT
I was searching for glass candy canes to replace the actual candy cane in a reindeer ornament a friend made for me many years ago. Googled last night and clicked the first link, yeah, uh, NOT something that one would hang on the tree. Apparently there are glass candy cane shaped d!ildo's available at Amazon. For the love of all that is decent and holy add the word "ornaments" when googling for glass candy canes... Now I'm just waiting for all the "Because you were interested in candy cane d!ildos..." advertisements to start popping up all over the place...  |
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Post by ktdoesntscrap on Dec 26, 2018 14:58:50 GMT
Who Knew!!  |
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Post by LisaDV on Dec 26, 2018 15:00:59 GMT
Why would you need to add ornament to glass candy cane for that to be first in the search bar??!! (shaking head in disbelief) but also  |
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Post by schizo319 on Dec 26, 2018 15:17:02 GMT
Why would you need to add ornament to glass candy cane for that to be first in the search bar??!! (shaking head in disbelief) Right?!?! I was a little bit horrified... |
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Post by leftturnonly on Dec 26, 2018 15:19:30 GMT
I'm stuck at glass dildos.
What the what. Who thinks glass is a logical choice here?
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Post by revirdsuba99 on Dec 26, 2018 15:19:41 GMT
Try fused glass candy cane ornaments.
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Post by LisaDV on Dec 26, 2018 15:23:29 GMT
Why would you need to add ornament to glass candy cane for that to be first in the search bar??!! (shaking head in disbelief) Right?!?! I was a little bit horrified... Maybe they have it listed under ornament in their SEOs or whatever they're called. I'm sorry you were horrified. Hopefully you'll be able to laugh at it soon. |
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Post by schizo319 on Dec 26, 2018 15:24:34 GMT
I'm stuck at glass dildos. What the what. Who thinks glass is a logical choice here? Apparently it's a "thing" (no pun intended), we might need Steph to come explain it to us.  I can see from a sanitation standpoint why glass would be convenient, but the whole concept freaks me out. "Tonight, on 'Weird ER stories' glass candy canes and the people who use them"... |
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Post by schizo319 on Dec 26, 2018 15:26:00 GMT
Right?!?! I was a little bit horrified... Maybe they have it listed under ornament in their SEOs or whatever they're called. I'm sorry you were horrified. Hopefully you'll be able to laugh at it soon. Oh, I thought it was hilarious (after I got over the initial shock). I'm picturing someone's poor grandma ordering decorations from amazon and being totally confused as to what came in the mail. |
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Post by leftturnonly on Dec 26, 2018 15:28:10 GMT
Maybe they have it listed under ornament in their SEOs or whatever they're called. I'm sorry you were horrified. Hopefully you'll be able to laugh at it soon. Oh, I thought it was hilarious (after I got over the initial shock). I'm picturing someone's poor grandma ordering decorations from amazon and being totally confused as to what came in the mail. Grandma didn't get to be grandma without learning a thing or two about a little monkey business. Don't let the little old ladies fool ya. |
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Post by Horse scrap on Dec 26, 2018 15:47:52 GMT
The first time my niece met her now in laws, they had dinner at their house. Somehow they parents started talking about d!ldo’s. The mom goes over to the freezer and pulls out a glass one! My niece was horrified (somewhat sheltered)! It’s a big family joke with our family now! Anytime someone gets ice out of the fridge, there’s a great chance someone else is going to yell, don’t break the frozen glass treasure!
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Post by alexa11 on Dec 26, 2018 15:48:59 GMT
I'm stuck at glass dildos. What the what. Who thinks glass is a logical choice here? Apparently it's a "thing" (no pun intended), we might need Steph to come explain it to us. I can see from a sanitation standpoint why glass would be convenient, but the whole concept freaks me out. "Tonight, on 'Weird ER stories' glass candy canes and the people who use them"... Well, I'm no expert and not Steph, but I've heard they warm up or cool down nicely depending on what you prefer.  Maybe there are more advantages??? |
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Post by leftturnonly on Dec 26, 2018 15:53:56 GMT
Apparently it's a "thing" (no pun intended), we might need Steph to come explain it to us. I can see from a sanitation standpoint why glass would be convenient, but the whole concept freaks me out. "Tonight, on 'Weird ER stories' glass candy canes and the people who use them"... Well, I'm no expert and not Steph, but I've heard they warm up or cool down nicely depending on what you prefer. Maybe there are more advantages??? I get that there might be advantages, but the holy that's gotta hurt disadvantages are kinda hard to ignore here. |
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Post by schizo319 on Dec 26, 2018 15:59:04 GMT
t d!ldo’s. The mom goes over to the freezer and pulls out a glass one! My niece was horrified (somewhat sheltered)! It’s a big family joke with our family now! Anytime someone gets ice out of the fridge, there’s a great chance someone else i That is hysterical!!! |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 26, 2018 16:00:22 GMT
A glass sex toy should last for years, it's not flimsy glass that's going to break, it's not a light bulb. Added advantage, you can stick it in the dishwasher!
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Post by Deleted on Dec 26, 2018 16:01:26 GMT
Well, I'm no expert and not Steph, but I've heard they warm up or cool down nicely depending on what you prefer. Maybe there are more advantages??? I get that there might be advantages, but the holy that's gotta hurt disadvantages are kinda hard to ignore here. Why would it hurt? Toys made of other materials don't hurt (unless that's what you're in to of course) |
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Post by LisaDV on Dec 26, 2018 16:05:23 GMT
Wow! I love the Peas and my education here. I totally thought that would be just for display, wondering who'd want it displayed, but still...never thought it would be for actual use.
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Post by leftturnonly on Dec 26, 2018 16:17:51 GMT
I get that there might be advantages, but the holy that's gotta hurt disadvantages are kinda hard to ignore here. Why would it hurt? Toys made of other materials don't hurt (unless that's what you're in to of course) Why would it hurt? It wouldn't unless it breaks. I'm a klutz. I'm just gonna leave those dots unconnected for my own peace of mind.  |
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Post by LavenderLayoutLady on Dec 26, 2018 16:24:11 GMT
LOL  |
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Post by trollie on Dec 26, 2018 16:43:55 GMT
The first time my niece met her now in laws, they had dinner at their house. Somehow they parents started talking about d!ldo’s. The mom goes over to the freezer and pulls out a glass one! My niece was horrified (somewhat sheltered)! It’s a big family joke with our family now! Anytime someone gets ice out of the fridge, there’s a great chance someone else is going to yell, don’t break the frozen glass treasure! Why? Even if you were talking about your glass dildo, why would you pull it out for everyone to see? |
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Post by leftturnonly on Dec 26, 2018 16:48:24 GMT
Even if you were talking about your glass dildo, why would you pull it out for everyone to see? I.am.twelve.   |
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Post by craftedbys on Dec 26, 2018 16:54:12 GMT
I have read--only on the interwebz, mind you,-- that the glass ones are made of tempered glass like Pyrex. Supposedly they are very sturdy and do the hot/cold thing like was mentioned.
Having broken a Pyrex glass casserole dish a time or two in my lifetime, I think I will pass.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 26, 2018 17:08:58 GMT
Years ago I was invited to a friend of a friends housewarming party, about halfway through she went into her bedroom and brought out a vibrator and went around asking if anyone wanted to try it out on the end of their nose, cos that's how you know a vibrator is a good one. Yeah, no, no one took her up on her offer! It was awkward to say the least.
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Post by 950nancy on Dec 26, 2018 17:14:41 GMT
Who Knew!! Looking away whistling... |
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Post by 950nancy on Dec 26, 2018 17:16:13 GMT
Years ago I was invited to a friend of a friends housewarming party, about halfway through she went into her bedroom and brought out a vibrator and went around asking if anyone wanted to try it out on the end of their nose, cos that's how you know a vibrator is a good one. Yeah, no, no one took her up on her offer! It was awkward to say the least.
This is too good to be true! What a perfectly horrible event. |
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Post by J u l e e on Dec 26, 2018 17:27:17 GMT
A glass sex toy should last for years, it's not flimsy glass that's going to break, it's not a light bulb. Added advantage, you can stick it in the dishwasher! There has been much disagreement over putting dishes that pets have licked into the dishwasher. I don't think that's going to be considered as an advantage here.  |
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Post by leftturnonly on Dec 26, 2018 17:33:20 GMT
I have read--only on the interwebz, mind you,-- that the glass ones are made of tempered glass like Pyrex. Supposedly they are very sturdy and do the hot/cold thing like was mentioned. Having broken a Pyrex glass casserole dish a time or two in my lifetime, I think I will pass. I'm having a nightmare flashback here of a Pyrex dish exploding itself all over my kitchen. There has been much disagreement over putting dishes that pets have licked into the dishwasher. I don't think that's going to be considered as an advantage here.  |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 26, 2018 17:37:30 GMT
Years ago I was invited to a friend of a friends housewarming party, about halfway through she went into her bedroom and brought out a vibrator and went around asking if anyone wanted to try it out on the end of their nose, cos that's how you know a vibrator is a good one. Yeah, no, no one took her up on her offer! Why in the world would anyone want to put that up/on their nose after it's been in her..... |
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Post by bc2ca on Dec 26, 2018 17:47:06 GMT
A glass sex toy should last for years, it's not flimsy glass that's going to break, it's not a light bulb. Added advantage, you can stick it in the dishwasher! There has been much disagreement over putting dishes that pets have licked into the dishwasher. I don't think that's going to be considered as an advantage here.  I can understand a glass ornament dildo being fragile as you want them light to hang on the tree. The human version is going to be solid and not a danger for shattering unless you have a tile lined vagina. |
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Post by leftturnonly on Dec 26, 2018 17:54:41 GMT
Oh, hold on. Was this thread about ornaments?  |
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I can see from a sanitation standpoint why glass would be convenient, but the whole concept freaks me out. "Tonight, on 'Weird ER stories' glass candy canes and the people who use them"... 
Maybe there are more advantages???
