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Post by PolarGreen12 on Oct 6, 2019 3:25:00 GMT
Inspired by the viral reddit story we all talked about here. A real poop knife has been created. 😂😂😂😂😂💩💩💩💩💩 www.originalpoopknife.com/I have some friends and family who will be getting this gem for Christmas. |
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Post by Delta Dawn on Oct 6, 2019 3:37:28 GMT
It’s dishwasher safe. ☝🏻👌🏻
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Post by mom on Oct 6, 2019 3:44:37 GMT
The Peas are always looking for stocking stuffers...  |
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Post by crazy4scraps on Oct 6, 2019 3:54:00 GMT
It’s dishwasher safe. 😂😂😂😂😂 LOL I saw that too and thought, “Oh HELL no. That thing would NOT EVER go in my dishwasher!”   |
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Post by HelenaJole on Oct 6, 2019 4:41:57 GMT
I have used wooden chopsticks before. You can just throw them away!
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Post by lucyg on Oct 6, 2019 5:05:50 GMT
I really did not want to open this thread!  |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 6, 2019 5:15:56 GMT
The perfect white elephant gift
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Post by quinmm14 on Oct 6, 2019 5:17:28 GMT
I really did not want to open this thread!  Same. Or click the link. Yet, I did.  |
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Post by lucyg on Oct 6, 2019 5:57:33 GMT
I really did not want to open this thread! Same. Or click the link. Yet, I did. I did, too.  |
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Post by kiera on Oct 6, 2019 6:06:53 GMT
Oh how I love Reddit. I remember that story well!
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Post by LavenderLayoutLady on Oct 6, 2019 9:20:07 GMT
But where do you rest/store it between uses? Plungers and toilet bowl brushes come with a little holder.
Does this come with its own butcher block? 😀
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Post by Deleted on Oct 6, 2019 10:09:43 GMT
dear god why?
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Post by wellway on Oct 6, 2019 11:27:48 GMT
Fibre people, fibre.
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Post by valincal on Oct 6, 2019 14:32:51 GMT
I thought we had a pea who actually confessed to carving up her large logs? 😬
(She kept plastic knives in the bathroom.)
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Post by Deleted on Oct 6, 2019 14:54:24 GMT
Poor design. Needs a longer handle so you can really reach in to dice things up. . Kidding aside, that looks exactly like the red spatula spreader I bought at Pier 1. I might have to toss it out now because I’ll always associate it to a poop knife. |
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Post by seaexplore on Oct 6, 2019 15:14:14 GMT
Same. Or click the link. Yet, I did. I did, too.  Me too. the sales pitch is great! |
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Post by nogfz on Oct 6, 2019 16:04:50 GMT
I thought we had a pea who actually confessed to carving up her large logs? 😬 (She kept plastic knives in the bathroom.) We did, back on the old board. It was during a truly epic PUI thread. |
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Post by myshelly on Oct 6, 2019 16:07:36 GMT
But where do you rest/store it between uses? Plungers and toilet bowl brushes come with a little holder. Does this come with its own butcher block? 😀 I believe in the original story there was a bucket of bleach next to the toilet and they kept it in that. |
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Post by stittsygirl on Oct 6, 2019 16:10:12 GMT
But where do you rest/store it between uses? Plungers and toilet bowl brushes come with a little holder. Does this come with its own butcher block? 😀 I believe in the original story there was a bucket of bleach next to the toilet and they kept it in that. I thought it was hanging on the wall in their laundry room, so occasionally they’d have to holler for someone to bring it to them . But yeah, a bucket of bleach is where mine would be, if we had the need for one. |
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Post by pyccku on Oct 6, 2019 16:31:50 GMT
Reddit has so many good stories, if you haven't read them you're missing out. Some are gross, some are just funny. How many peas know about:
The swamps of Dagobah (gross)
the Jolly Rancher (really gross)
Do you like that, you f&&&ing ______? (funny)
The boy with two broken arms (funny and gross)
And my favorite, Kevin (funny). Because every teacher has known a Kevin at some point during their career. Oddly enough, my Kevin was actually named Kevin.
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Post by tracyarts on Oct 6, 2019 18:03:00 GMT
But the grossest? The My Little Pony doll in a jar. Oh my God! The rest were just stories. But pony in a jar came with pics. Were the pics really what they were described as? I don't know. But I'm really desensitized to gross-out stories and that post made me screech in horror. Reddit has so many good stories, if you haven't read them you're missing out. Some are gross, some are just funny. How many peas know about: The swamps of Dagobah (gross) the Jolly Rancher (really gross) Do you like that, you f&&&ing ______? (funny) The boy with two broken arms (funny and gross) And my favorite, Kevin (funny). Because every teacher has known a Kevin at some point during their career. Oddly enough, my Kevin was actually named Kevin. |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 6, 2019 18:16:06 GMT
But the grossest? The My Little Pony doll in a jar. Oh my God! The rest were just stories. But pony in a jar came with pics. Were the pics really what they were described as? I don't know. But I'm really desensitized to gross-out stories and that post made me screech in horror.  |
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Post by kiera on Oct 6, 2019 19:31:22 GMT
Reddit has so many good stories, if you haven't read them you're missing out. Some are gross, some are just funny. How many peas know about: The swamps of Dagobah (gross) the Jolly Rancher (really gross) Do you like that, you f&&&ing ______? (funny) The boy with two broken arms (funny and gross) And my favorite, Kevin (funny). Because every teacher has known a Kevin at some point during their career. Oddly enough, my Kevin was actually named Kevin. Also the coconut.... |
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Post by PLurker on Oct 6, 2019 23:24:04 GMT
I am simultaneously laughing and feeling the need to barf. LOL
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Post by Deleted on Oct 6, 2019 23:36:06 GMT
But the grossest? The My Little Pony doll in a jar. Oh my God! The rest were just stories. But pony in a jar came with pics. Were the pics really what they were described as? I don't know. But I'm really desensitized to gross-out stories and that post made me screech in horror. Reddit has so many good stories, if you haven't read them you're missing out. Some are gross, some are just funny. How many peas know about: The swamps of Dagobah (gross) the Jolly Rancher (really gross) Do you like that, you f&&&ing ______? (funny) The boy with two broken arms (funny and gross) And my favorite, Kevin (funny). Because every teacher has known a Kevin at some point during their career. Oddly enough, my Kevin was actually named Kevin Wait! Is this all tied to poop or the poop chute?  Ugh, I don't want to know yet my fingers are itching to google.  |
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Post by myshelly on Oct 7, 2019 1:14:06 GMT
But the grossest? The My Little Pony doll in a jar. Oh my God! The rest were just stories. But pony in a jar came with pics. Were the pics really what they were described as? I don't know. But I'm really desensitized to gross-out stories and that post made me screech in horror. Wait! Is this all tied to poop or the poop chute? Ugh, I don't want to know yet my fingers are itching to google. No. None of them are straight poop stories. |
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Post by scorpeao on Oct 7, 2019 20:41:02 GMT
A girlfriend buys disposable skewers that she keeps under the bathroom sink for her son's massive poops. I should buy her a poop knife.
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Post by Susie_Homemaker on Oct 7, 2019 20:47:38 GMT
I have the spatula in a couple of different colors and sizes! It has never entered my bathroom much less my toilet!
Someone is very smart. They didn't have to make something new, just market it differently. And you know word of mouth will be viral on this!
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Post by iluvpink on Oct 7, 2019 20:57:51 GMT
I just have to say that never in my life have I had a poop so big that I thought "hmm...better get a knife and cut that sucker in half".  |
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Post by PolarGreen12 on Oct 7, 2019 20:59:15 GMT
I just have to say that never in my life have I had a poop so big that I thought "hmm...better get a knife and cut that sucker in half". Then you just haven't really lived yet...  |
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Ugh, I don't want to know yet my fingers are itching to google. 
