Funny Christmas party tale (adult content)
Dec 12, 2019 22:40:04 GMT
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Post by zella on Dec 12, 2019 22:40:04 GMT
So my daughter and I (she's 28) are going to a party on Saturday. This is the same couple who threw the Halloween party we went to. Wife is a Pea, and an absolute hoot IRL. She and her friends are completely nutty!!
Anyway, the invite said it was a Steampunk karoke party, and to bring a Dirty Santa gift if you wanted to participate.
DD and I have most of our costumes (a couple of pieces will arrive tomorrow); last night we sat down to find the Dirty Santa gifts. I'd never heard of a Dirty Santa gift exchange before, and had asked my friend what it was, but she hadn't answered. So DD and I just figured it was exactly what it sounded like. After a lot of scrolling through Amazon, we'd settled on a Nature's Dick Picks calendar (here's the URL in case any of you are interested: Calendar) and the Smack a Stress Relief Ball Sack (Stress Relief).
I'm sure many of you will be laughing pretty loud right now. Especially if you live in the south.
Luckily, before I hit the purchase button, I said, "You know, why don't I just check that a Dirty Santa gift exchange is indeed what we think it is.
First hit I found was Southern Living magazine. It informed me that a Dirty Santa gift exchange was what we called a Yankee Swap the last time I participated(in the SW and Colorado). For anyone not in the know, it's just a game where everyone brings a wrapped gift, numbers are given out, the person who gets #1 picks a wrapped gift. The person who gets #2 can either take a wrapped gift or steal #1's gift. And so on.
It apparently has NOTHING to do with the kind of dirty we were thinking of!!!!
After a lot of laughing, we purchased a 365 day desk calendar of People of Walmart Walmart, and a cute and funny bathroom guest book Potty Book.
Phew! That was a close call!!!!
Anyway, the invite said it was a Steampunk karoke party, and to bring a Dirty Santa gift if you wanted to participate.
DD and I have most of our costumes (a couple of pieces will arrive tomorrow); last night we sat down to find the Dirty Santa gifts. I'd never heard of a Dirty Santa gift exchange before, and had asked my friend what it was, but she hadn't answered. So DD and I just figured it was exactly what it sounded like. After a lot of scrolling through Amazon, we'd settled on a Nature's Dick Picks calendar (here's the URL in case any of you are interested: Calendar) and the Smack a Stress Relief Ball Sack (Stress Relief).
I'm sure many of you will be laughing pretty loud right now. Especially if you live in the south.
Luckily, before I hit the purchase button, I said, "You know, why don't I just check that a Dirty Santa gift exchange is indeed what we think it is.
First hit I found was Southern Living magazine. It informed me that a Dirty Santa gift exchange was what we called a Yankee Swap the last time I participated(in the SW and Colorado). For anyone not in the know, it's just a game where everyone brings a wrapped gift, numbers are given out, the person who gets #1 picks a wrapped gift. The person who gets #2 can either take a wrapped gift or steal #1's gift. And so on.
It apparently has NOTHING to do with the kind of dirty we were thinking of!!!!
After a lot of laughing, we purchased a 365 day desk calendar of People of Walmart Walmart, and a cute and funny bathroom guest book Potty Book.
Phew! That was a close call!!!!
