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DS was Zooming when I hear the teacher say "insert_child's_name, please watch where you put your iPad camera especially if you aren't going to wear pants." {the kids are 1st grade for reference}

That would've been funny on it's own.

However, at the end of the Zoom, there's a minute or two before time is up and she asks if anyone has a joke.

DS: Knock, Knock

Teacher: Who's there?

DS: Icy.

Teacher: Icy, who?

DS: Icy your underwear!

The teacher and I died.

I said this on another thread, but I got frustrated setting up my laptop for a zoom meeting. When it wanted me to put my first and last name for my gmail account I chose nunya business. That's what came up the first time we met with the speech therapy aide.

My son routinely tells people to go away please on his Ipad and tries to close my laptop.

My 22 yr old DD has a ballet class at a state college. It’s a big class, all ages, all types. Of course it’s via Zoom.

One afternoon I can hear her laughing hysterically. She showed me her Zoom screen...at first I didn’t understand what was happening. Then I realized one of the students was at the barbershop. He was getting a haircut and his beard trimmed.

DS teacher was Zooming along, when suddenly everyone had to cover their ears because of a super loud dog barking like crazy. Apparently Mrs. First Grade Teacher had a UPS delivery...

Also, whenever one of the kids unmute to answer a question you can hear the beep of a smoke detector. It's needed a new battery for weeks now.

My 8th grader has history and English after lunch, every class starts with the teacher telling everyone what he had for lunch... and asking anyone who is chewing on camera what they are eating.

I had a parent pop on Zoom comments to tell me their internet was spotty and they kept getting dropped. I then watched the student in the car, not doing her work, and then shopping at Target.